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Wilful
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 49
0 miles · Sydney
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Devil's Advocate
I was introduced to Penthouse Forum in high school, and it struck a chord more than the pictures. I can still remember some of those first stories.
In search of more content a few years later, a mate of mine turned me onto Literotica. And from there, Dancing_Doll lured me over here.
In search of more content a few years later, a mate of mine turned me onto Literotica. And from there, Dancing_Doll lured me over here.
Devil's Advocate
Congratulations to the winners! They were exceptional stories and well deserving. So too were the runners up.
And great job to everyone else who entered. It was an impossibly tough field, and I think we all deserve to give ourselves a pet on the back. They were bloody fantastic stories! It was such a challenge to squeeze a story into just 1,500 words, and the fact that so many managed to do it so well is a testament to the quality of the writers here on Lush.
My thanks to the judges, as always. It would have been a nightmare to judge so many brilliant entries. Even a top 50 would have been horrendous. Nicola certainly made a rod for your backs on this one. The queue to spank her with it starts here.
And great job to everyone else who entered. It was an impossibly tough field, and I think we all deserve to give ourselves a pet on the back. They were bloody fantastic stories! It was such a challenge to squeeze a story into just 1,500 words, and the fact that so many managed to do it so well is a testament to the quality of the writers here on Lush.
My thanks to the judges, as always. It would have been a nightmare to judge so many brilliant entries. Even a top 50 would have been horrendous. Nicola certainly made a rod for your backs on this one. The queue to spank her with it starts here.
Devil's Advocate
Everything is better with bacon! I generally prefer crispy, but I had some tender bacon in a London hotel about a year ago that was some of the best I've ever eaten. The absolute best ever though was in a lesbian bar in Canberra a year before that, where the meat was well done and the rind was perfectly crisp and bubbled like pork crackling. Oh my God!
Is it wrong that I just got an erection?
Is it wrong that I just got an erection?
Devil's Advocate
I'm all for it continuing. It's still funny. It's still insightful.
I've been holding off buying the box set until they finish. I just hope I'll be alive long enough to watch it through again. I've lost touch with it a bit over recent seasons, especially through that tedious musical montage phase they went through. But I'm hoping to catch up one day.
I guess they'll have to call it quits when a few of the main actors die. Phil Hartman and Marcia Wallace are definitely missed, but it's not too big an ask to press on without them. If Hank Azaria or Harry Shearer go, that'll wipe out half the cast. And if any of the core family go too, that'll surely be the end for the show.
I've been holding off buying the box set until they finish. I just hope I'll be alive long enough to watch it through again. I've lost touch with it a bit over recent seasons, especially through that tedious musical montage phase they went through. But I'm hoping to catch up one day.
I guess they'll have to call it quits when a few of the main actors die. Phil Hartman and Marcia Wallace are definitely missed, but it's not too big an ask to press on without them. If Hank Azaria or Harry Shearer go, that'll wipe out half the cast. And if any of the core family go too, that'll surely be the end for the show.
Devil's Advocate
Yes, but...
You've really got to be in the moment and getting carried away with yourself. Clean, of course. And really attracted to her. Well, that last one might be enough on it's own. I could rim Scarlett Johansson right now before shaking her hand. Just saying.
One time I did it though, I was a little too tentative. I was nervous, not only about licking a woman's asshole, but also about her reaction. Time stopped in one of those movie-like awkward moments. Not good. Not good at all.
You've really got to be in the moment and getting carried away with yourself. Clean, of course. And really attracted to her. Well, that last one might be enough on it's own. I could rim Scarlett Johansson right now before shaking her hand. Just saying.
One time I did it though, I was a little too tentative. I was nervous, not only about licking a woman's asshole, but also about her reaction. Time stopped in one of those movie-like awkward moments. Not good. Not good at all.
Devil's Advocate
I've inadvertently done it once. I didn't realise until afterwards when I was in the shower and there was blood on my cock. Okay, I know how inattentive as a lover that makes me sound...fuck you, I'm married!
Admittedly, I was a little grossed out at the time. But all said and done, it's no big deal.
Usually the cramps are so bad that sex isn't an option. Otherwise, she's such a bitch, I don't want to be anywhere near her.
Admittedly, I was a little grossed out at the time. But all said and done, it's no big deal.
Usually the cramps are so bad that sex isn't an option. Otherwise, she's such a bitch, I don't want to be anywhere near her.
