Update: June 2026

I’m a writer and creator.

I am a spanko purist to the core… spanking is my love language.

Pony play is my second favourite activity.

Just because I can DM now, doesn't mean I'm going to.

This is a highly sexualized website, I do not want to hear about your kids or your grandkids.

If I am engaging in some fun chatroom play with someone, do not interrupt me. Do not inject yourself into what I am doing unless you are invited to.

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Hi everyone. My name is Andrea. Some people call me Mistress Andrea or "Ma'am". Come find me in the Basement chat room. I am a practicing disciplinarian and dominatrix but not a "professional" in either of those roles. If I’m not around, look for my secretary named (sissyalice), who can arrange to pencil you in some time with me.

Please Note - I don't know what Trillin chat is (no one has explained it to me) or any other manner of one-on-one platform or room you're trying to lure me to. Ask me what you wish, in the Basement, in front of everyone, or don't ask me at all. If you are male and are in a chastity cage, you might get a lot more of my attention than a male with a free-range penis. I'm generally not in the business of just letting some silly man on the internet use me as wank-fuel. My price of admission is a locked-up dick and not a “cyber” cock cage.

If you're interested in sending me a free-range dick pic, I'll probably throw up in my mouth a little.

Writers quote:

“I know exactly where I was and what I was doing when that whole 50 shades of Grey nonsense dropped and I giggled to myself... even back then, I already knew every shade of grey from 50 to 500.”

Mistress Andrea

I am a creator of sinfully delicious erotica with an emphasis on F/m and F/f female domination and writing about my RL experiences in D/s dynamics.

Pet Peeves: Sports cars, motorcycles, firefighter licence plates, hockey players

Huge Star Wars nerd! I do a little gaming still, even in my more advanced years.

My biggest lady-crush: Dua Lipa, Andrea Corr, Kate Beckinsale

Man crush: meh…

Who I wish I could have a drink with: Anthony Bourdain

Movie: Last of the Mohicans, Interstellar, Avatar, Star Wars, Da Vinci Code, Tombstone

Book: Scary Smart, Kitchen Confidential, the Dan Brown books

Literature: Romeo & Juliet

Music:

Avril, NOLA Jazz, Colter Wall (aka: real country music)

I play the piano and I like this cute little Russian YouTuber named Gamazda, who crushes classic rock and heavy metal on the ivories. Check her out, she's friggen adorable!

Music: There is a cover band from Erie, PA called First to Eleven. She also crushes classic 80s and 90s in her own unique way

I often appear in the chatrooms with a proclivity toward the basement. I am not interested in cyber-collaring anyone or cyber-owning anyone. I have two submissives IRL who serve me and one online sissy secretary who I have kept in chastity cage for over 750 days and counting. I have been known to switch on occasion... and have no problem calling the right person "Mommy" or "Daddy", when I am feeling cuddly and vulnerable. It's difficult to be in charge all the time... craving the escape that submission provides, does not diminish my dominant role, it actually enhances it.

I have been in D/s - BDSM relationships since age 24 and it's as much a part of me as my eye colour. I'm a purist spanko. This would best describe how I identify in the vast sea of BDSM.

Right now my primary role IRL is Disciplinarian and Dominatrix in a F/mf dynamic with a married couple. My specialty is good old-fashioned, very real, adult spanking for personal growth, healing and therapeutic reasons. I see many other friends, neighbours and colleagues and provide this life-changing service to them, as it was once provided to me. It was a day that changed my life, the day I became enlightened... and realized why it's always referred to as a good, hard spanking.