Hi everyone. My name is Andrea. Some people call me Mistress Andrea or "Ma'am".

Please Note - I don't know what Trillin chat is or any other manner of one-on-one platform or room you're trying to lure me to. Ask me what you wish, in the Basement, in front of everyone, or don't ask me at all. If you are male and are in a chastity cage, you will get a lot more of my attention than a male with a free penis. I'm generally not in the business of just letting some silly male on the internet use me as masturbation fuel.

If you're interested in sending me a dick pic, I'll probably throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Writers quote:

“I know exactly where I was and what I was doing when that whole 50 shades of Grey nonsense dropped… and I giggled to myself. Even back then, I already knew every shade of grey from 50 to 500.”

I am a creator of sinfully delicious erotica with an emphasis on F/m and F/f female domination.

Also a huge Star Wars nerd! Sorry… not sorry.

My biggest lady-crush: Dua Lipa, Andrea Corr, Kate Beckinsale

Man crush: meh…

Who I wish I could have a drink with: Anthony Bourdain

Movie: Last of the Mohicans, Interstellar

Book: Scary Smart, Kitchen Confidential

I often appear in the chatrooms with a proclivity toward the basement. I am not interested in cyber-collaring anyone or cyber-owning anyone. I have two submissives IRL who serve me and one online sissy secretary who I have kept in chastity cage for over 700 days and counting . I have been known to switch on occasion... and have no problem calling the right person "Mommy" or "Daddy", if the mood strikes. It's difficult to be in charge all the time... craving the escape that submission provides, does not diminish my dominant role, it actually enhances it.

I have been in D/s - BDSM relationships since age 24 and it's as much a part of me as my eye colour. Purist spanko would best describe how I identify in the vast sea of BDSM.

Right now my primary role IRL is Disciplinarian and Dominatrix in a F/mf dynamic with a married couple. My specialty is old fashioned, very real, adult spanking.