Alright, here we go.
Are you male or female? Male
How old are you? 27
How many times a week do you masturbate? twice
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? once
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? check
In the shower? that's a check
In the bath? Men no baths
Outdoors? Oww, once or twice check
At work? hahaha, yeah. check
Every room in the house? nope
In a car while traveling... ? Oh yes, that is a check
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes, indeed, check
A friend? Oh college, what fun. Check
A friend's spouse? Blush, check
A stranger? Hehehe, check
A student? fellow class mate count, check?
A member of the same sex? Hmmm, nope.
A past lover? Nah.
What position do you play in:
On your back? This is fun, check.
Standing? Heheh, check.
Kneeling? Mmmm, yeah, and a check.
Sitting? Hmm, noI think.
Lying on tummy? That was odd, check
How do you play:
With left hand? Which one, check
With right hand? check
With a toy? No, but I want.
With water from bath? Shower heads are your friends, check
Written erotica? You better believe it
Pictures? Not the most used, but yes, check
Movie clips online? Hahaha, I fucking love those things, check!
Videos? Got the perfect VHS, still works, check
Something on TV? Yes and a check
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? who does love these, I know people that are gay or lesbian, and still watch straight porn
Gay or lesbian sex? I love lesbian, what more can I say
Group sex or orgies? Who doesn't love a good gang bang every once in awhile, check
Blow jobs/oral sex? INdeed, my favorite, check
Cumshots? Oh yes please, check
Anal? not my thing, nope
Interracial? Muh
Age play? Depends
S&M? Hmm, not to rough now, check
Role playing? Oh yes, love it when a level 9 paladin and a level 8 rogue team up to defeat the evil... oh, wait.... not what you meant... check
Kinky? Hehehe, check
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? check
A chat room dialogue? check
Exchanged stories or pictures? Oh indeed, check
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? who hasn't, check
Masturbated for a man/woman? woman, yes, man, no, and check
Masturbated for the same sex? Not yet, and no
Masturbated in a group? Wow... nope!
Masturbated for a photo? Hahaha, got to check that one
Masturbated for a webcam? check indeed
Masturbated for a video? check
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Not my thing
Insert something or play with your ass? NO!!!
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Why the hell would I do that
Use pain as a method of playing? Bite, check
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? check
When was the last time you masturbated? 12 over ago, over do for one
Are you wet or hard now? nope, to many questions to think on
Are you going to masturbate now? Yup
Are you a masturbation addict? Hmm... who isn't?
What is the most you have played in one day? Umm, three, and that was a sick day
