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Some of my thoughts on why some men aren't big fans of doing this and still aren't homophobic.
A lot of men don't treat sex as something planned out that we wear special outfits for to seduce you with. A lot of us are more spontaneous. Man ass is a whole different animal than woman ass so just adding it to the mix isn't something that comes to mind really when we are in the middle of entering your vagina.
I know my brain is wired to want certain things when I have sex and having something in my ass doesn't outweigh the long list of other things I'd rather do when I'm with a woman. So maybe that's why it's something that never even comes up with a lot of men/couples. Some women don't like anal sex, does that make them close minded or homophobic? Or do they just not like a guy to put things in their ass?
Now THIS is an answer I can wrap my noggin about!!!
No, it doesn't make a woman close minded or homophobic. And I know it does not make a man homophobic either.
Only, I think of it like this. Recently; as you know and some others I've had some health issues where I have had to make some life alternating choices not only to get better, but also so once I am healed good and proper, the chances of these issues returning to haunt me again are lessened. And let me tell you. Five months of basically not being able to do anything??? Yeah no. Never again.
And with all the studies, research etc... of keeping "ones pipes clean" for men, and with all long term health benefits, this is what I am finding hard to grasp. If it is so good for your (men in general not just you Magical Man) long term health, why not pay closer attention to it? Like taking vitamins.
You Magical Man, brought up some good points that I can digest, mull over and wrap my head around. And for that, you know I thank-you!!!!
*psssssst!! Magical Man!! Your cheque is in the mail!!
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Now... back to our regular programming....
In my blog I spoke about being ignorant on the subject and I am indeed trying to become more educated. Not only because of the health benefits, but also I also feel it is important to try new things, and explore new things.
I was under the impression till the other day, that the main reason men do not want to explore anal play (be it with tongue, fingers, toys etc..) is because they are indeed homophobic. I have read through various sexual forums and discovered this was not usually the case. Some of the other points I mentioned in my original post.
But I am still looking for answers.
If having your prostate stimulated both internally and externally is such a huge health benefit over the long run, why would one not do it more? I am still in some ways under the impression that it is because of a " " for men to enjoy anything anal, that it might make them "less of a man". And even though as I have said, I've been told and have read differently, I cannot seem to shake this thought.
So again, (this is me being serious!!!) I am looking for your input on the matter gentlemen, because I have had enough information to properly be convinced otherwise. But I have had enough information to convince me that what I have thought, might need to be looked at and changed.
Thank-you!!! And now onto the weather...
In my blog I spoke about being ignorant on the subject and I am indeed trying to become more educated. Not only because of the health benefits, but also I also feel it is important to try new things, and explore new things.
I was under the impression till the other day, that the main reason men do not want to explore anal play (be it with tongue, fingers, toys etc..) is because they are indeed homophobic. I have read through various sexual forums and discovered this was not usually the case. Some of the other points I mentioned in my original post.
But I am still looking for answers.
If having your prostate stimulated both internally and externally is such a huge health benefit over the long run, why would one not do it more? I am still in some ways under the impression that it is because of a " " for men to enjoy anything anal, that it might make them "less of a man". And even though as I have said, I've been told and have read differently, I cannot seem to shake this thought.
So again, (this is me being serious!!!) I am looking for your input on the matter gentlemen, because I have had enough information to properly be convinced otherwise. But I have had enough information to convince me that what I have thought, might need to be looked at and changed.
Thank-you!!! And now onto the weather...
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Tell you what gent's, I'll let you give me a breast exam if I can check your prostate???? Is that a fair trade?
Can those of us who already said yes take advantage of this offer?
HA HA!!! Nope!!!
Damnit. Should not have mentioned that little detail till more posts were made!!
Come on gents!! Tell a Woman more. I am truly indeed curious about this.
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First of all I thought a P-spot was a very undesirable yellow stain on the front of your underwear. Could be a deal breaker if you spring it without warning...
But now that woman has educated me I'll say that no it's not something I do. I have had women go 'exploring' before but it wasn't a prolonged thing. Not with the intention of making me come during it anyway. But yeah, doing that by myself is a no. Would hate for someone to walk in on that. How would you explain it?
"Its not what it looks like! I'm just stimulating my prostate bro!"
Felix why do you strike me as a homophobe?
All I can say is don't knock it until you try it!
I don't know why I come of that way to you dude. Just be assured that none of my comments are directed at you. I like you. <-- hope that doesnt seem too gay /:
Like a fox Magical Man!!!
I know!!! Me too!!! It has taken me quite a while to actually call it a p-spot rather than prostate as I giggled every time.
Magical Man, your homework is to have your Lady go exploring daily this week. The more the stimulation.... better the health benefits!!!
And when my maids have walked in on me masturbating? I usually just grin, turn red and say... I'll tidy this up for you.
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I'd be willing to try this.. if I had a partner that would like to try her fingers. I've heard how great it is, but I don't know if I'd have the guts to go through with it.
*Firstly flashes Layfayette
YAY!!!!! A willingness to explore is grand!!! What about trying it out on your own with a thinner sized toy while masturbating one day?
BOYAH!! Yes. I am the evil Woman of the Forums trying to convince people to masturbate more and to have more sex. That is my goal this week.
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Gentlemen!!!!! Why do I want to say start your engines now?? Nevermind.
For those of you who said, "No." why not? If you want to answer but do not want to answer publicly, please feel free to email me.
Now. Gentlemen, those of you who said yes... YAY!!!
As I mentioned, I've done a lot of reading about the male prostate and men's overall health and it is linked to sex and masturbation. So this is a topic I am interested in, and just wrote a new blog about men's sexual health.
And I am going to be encouraging men to get comfortable with their backsides being played with as it reduces the chances of prostate cancer and so much more!!! Tell you what gent's, I'll let you give me a breast exam if I can check your prostate???? Is that a fair trade?
For those of you who said, "No." why not? If you want to answer but do not want to answer publicly, please feel free to email me.
Now. Gentlemen, those of you who said yes... YAY!!!
As I mentioned, I've done a lot of reading about the male prostate and men's overall health and it is linked to sex and masturbation. So this is a topic I am interested in, and just wrote a new blog about men's sexual health.
And I am going to be encouraging men to get comfortable with their backsides being played with as it reduces the chances of prostate cancer and so much more!!! Tell you what gent's, I'll let you give me a breast exam if I can check your prostate???? Is that a fair trade?
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Tell you what, I'll take a survey of a bunch of women, and a bunch of men, and see who does better. And then in the interest of fairness, I'm going to use combinations thereof and see if I can tell the difference. When I am done I promise to post a comprehensive report of my findings.
Now, if volunteers could just form a line right here...
I step up to volunteer!!!! Pick me!!! pick me!!!
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come on lush ppl there are people on here that we all wish we could be with for just one night?
so who would that be? oh do tell????
One night? Hell no. Sorry. There is no one I would want for one night.
I want Woman! Forever!
But Vixen darling!!! I already promised myself to you, long, long ago... in a movie theatre far far away... body, soul, mind and wheelbarrow!!!!
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There have been lots of posts about male masturbation and such, but very little about p-spot stimulation. So the question I am really wanting to know gentlemen, is when you masturbate, do you play with your prostate? And if you do stimulate your prostate, do you stimulate it internally or externally? Is it something you do often?
And for those of you who say no, mind the nosy question of why not? I've heard it said that some men find it over whelming and then are just de-sensitised. Is this why?
And for the women who want to comment, do you stimulate your partner's prostate?
Thank-you...
A very curious Woman
Ps- and for those of you who do not regularly stimulate your p=spot, drop your pants and spread 'em wide and start stimulating!!!! Why? Cause I said so!!!
And for those of you who say no, mind the nosy question of why not? I've heard it said that some men find it over whelming and then are just de-sensitised. Is this why?
And for the women who want to comment, do you stimulate your partner's prostate?
Thank-you...
A very curious Woman
Ps- and for those of you who do not regularly stimulate your p=spot, drop your pants and spread 'em wide and start stimulating!!!! Why? Cause I said so!!!
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It would be fun just so I could poke woman with a stick a little bit.
Gee Whiz you sure know how to treat a woman (giggles). stick poking is right up there with candle lit dinners and ermm flowers and stuff lol
*hands Magical Man some needles and pins, drops her drawers, and lays down.
"Put down that stick you numpty!!! If you are going to poke me, at least be productive. You can save me a trip to the hospital!!! "
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I think me trying to romance woman would be like a dwarf trying to slam dunk a basketball in an NBA regulation hoop.
LOL!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard at this I almost peed my pants!!! I started thinking of putting you into a shrinking machine till you come up to my knees then letting you play, then I started thinking of candy floating through the air.
Pssst!!! Just so you know cut flowers? Are bad. I'll take a dart board instead. Cause if SousChef gets his way and we all go to NewOrleans, I can get a voodoo man to put a spell on it. Just never let me take your picture. Just a helpful hint.
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Ummm... one of the things I've had to do, is I like writing longerish stories. I mean when in my writing opinion, twelve to fifteen pages is a wham bam- quickie story... I know I can be overly descriptive and the devil might be in the details, but when I ask for someone to critique my work, their biggest complaint is... it is amazing only it is very long!!!
I challenge myself.
I open Windows, and I must write a short story, one page no more. From start to finish. I have gotten better, where my latest (see link in signature line, Sharing is Caring at Work) is about sixish pages. This is one of the writing exercises I do every couple of days. I've not yet been able to get just one page, but it is something I am working on.
The other to practice describing things, is to take an object, the knock it off my table. And I must describe in detail how it happened, the end result, looks, sounded etc...
As to improving the storyline itself? I am not sure how to help you there. People claim my brain is dark and twisty as the stories I prefer to write never seem to follow in any set path and at times echoes reality. I find that the more I explore my sexuality and being able to speak more openly about it (soooo.... am I sweet or slutty???? tee hee heee I soooo couldn't help myself!!!) also changes the path of my stories as well.
Read lots, and lots and lots and lots. If you can, get in touch with an author you enjoy and ask for their help where you need work in your writing. Just be careful, many people will just blow sunshine up your arse telling you it is a good read.
I challenge myself.
I open Windows, and I must write a short story, one page no more. From start to finish. I have gotten better, where my latest (see link in signature line, Sharing is Caring at Work) is about sixish pages. This is one of the writing exercises I do every couple of days. I've not yet been able to get just one page, but it is something I am working on.
The other to practice describing things, is to take an object, the knock it off my table. And I must describe in detail how it happened, the end result, looks, sounded etc...
As to improving the storyline itself? I am not sure how to help you there. People claim my brain is dark and twisty as the stories I prefer to write never seem to follow in any set path and at times echoes reality. I find that the more I explore my sexuality and being able to speak more openly about it (soooo.... am I sweet or slutty???? tee hee heee I soooo couldn't help myself!!!) also changes the path of my stories as well.
Read lots, and lots and lots and lots. If you can, get in touch with an author you enjoy and ask for their help where you need work in your writing. Just be careful, many people will just blow sunshine up your arse telling you it is a good read.
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I think it would be grand to meet some of the frequent Forum posters I have interacted with on a regular basis.
HOWEVER.... Yup. this post comes with a disclaimer.
I would NOT want to meet up with some people, or for sex, or WellMadeMale. I mean, I'd be way too intimidated by his brain. And that would just be embarrassing for me. Politics. ARRRRRGGGGHHH!!! I know nothing about politics!!!!
But to have a get together with the people I regularly interact with on the Forums, especially in the Think Tank, yes, I would love to be able to mock Magical Man in person, or to pick at LadyX's brain, or to listen to Sprite talk then see if she really does giggle in the middle of a sentence, hear about Eviotis' time in Greece in person and all the others, and be able to go "Are you serious?" to Damon.
HOWEVER.... Yup. this post comes with a disclaimer.
I would NOT want to meet up with some people, or for sex, or WellMadeMale. I mean, I'd be way too intimidated by his brain. And that would just be embarrassing for me. Politics. ARRRRRGGGGHHH!!! I know nothing about politics!!!!
But to have a get together with the people I regularly interact with on the Forums, especially in the Think Tank, yes, I would love to be able to mock Magical Man in person, or to pick at LadyX's brain, or to listen to Sprite talk then see if she really does giggle in the middle of a sentence, hear about Eviotis' time in Greece in person and all the others, and be able to go "Are you serious?" to Damon.
