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WorkAlone
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Male, 55
0 miles · Toronto

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Quote by MMonroe
Ouch is all i can say! Makes me hurt just thinking about it!

I imagine it would be the same feel as something being shoved up the end of your cock until it hits a wall and cant go any further. Ouch!


Oh, you mean like sounding? I feel another topic coming on....
guilty

have you ever played with yourself knowing you'd be caught?
I keep having to jump in front of the yellow truck but still

I win
You can touch it but the opening is pencil-lead sized normally. Makes it hard to penetrate. And, as LMB attests, many women find it painful when it's hit (although some LOVE getting it pounded, YMMV).
Innocent

Ever have a sex dream and woken up in a compromising position with a pillow or something because they weren't there?
wow, I go away for a few days and I'm still in the lead....you guys need to try harder....

I still win
Happy Birthday Gav. It's been an eventful year, no doubt, but all the work is definitely paying off. Congrats to you and the growing troop on another year of life.

Cheers mate!
flying...no contest

Fun AND practical. And it'd be nice to get those other birds to stop taunting me about my "useless wings" and everything....sigh.
Quote by sprite
i love this - you guys are talking about a girls virginity like its a commodity - they should sell it at Toys R us or something. just to remind you all, there's a person attached to that vagina - might want to remember that.


Sprite, you know how much I adore you, but I think you missed the beginning of this thread. At it's inception, it was about young girls auctioning off their virginity, so the question, I guess, is whether the vagina in question realizes that there's a person attached to it or if it's just auctioning itself off on ebay while on vacation. ;)

So, as I read it, the question is "some young women have commodotized and are auctioning off their virginities. How much would you pay for it?" The answer has pretty unanimously been "I wouldn't pay for it". Remember, this is Lush, where the men will generally hump anything that doesn't run fast enough so that's a pretty strong statement. Maybe they're taking some degree of offense at the commoditization of their penis as a virginity removal device as well.

It'd be sad if a guy tried that, wouldn't it?
Quote by LittleMissBitch
well im all about a good set up...i was just curious. i really do wonder when thats gonna kill me ;)


I guess it depends on how many of your nine lives you've used up so far. MWAR!!
Quote by LittleMissBitch
Quote by WorkAlone

The only little flaw I see in your story is the part where you say she was an "aircraft carrier" at size 8. Really? Was she 3 feet tall? But, mentally adding a 1, or even a 2 in front of that 8 helped me follow the rest of the story with a grin on my face.

Cheers.


he's a little picky ;)

but i dont get it WMM...why set her up? why not just say..."i think you're a fat ass, its over." ?


I don't want to put words in his mouth, but I think WMM saw that it was inevitable that she'd cheat. I hope that he figured this out after the engagement, but that's not really key to the point. The trap was to call her out on her infidelity before he married her. It gave him the proof he needed to break it off without resorting to "I think you're going to cheat and don't trust you". Yes, it was a game, but he played well, she proved he was right to be concerned, and got a lesson in infidelity (well, I hope so). It was a dangerous game because, if they hadn't come clean or hadn't done what he suspected, it would have made things a lot more complicated. I can't play games like this, myself, because they rarely go so well, but I can respect someone who can do it when it's warranted.

I agree with LMB that I would have just ended it and moved on, but maybe I just lack WMM's panache.
Some people richly deserve what they get and your cunning plan was pure, simple, and (if you can forgive the pun) unadulterated genius. Trapping and punishing your fiancee and 'best' man in a single thrust.

Brilliant!

The only little flaw I see in your story is the part where you say she was an "aircraft carrier" at size 8. Really? Was she 3 feet tall? But, mentally adding a 1, or even a 2 in front of that 8 helped me follow the rest of the story with a grin on my face.

Cheers.
Quote by Dancing_Doll
Yes, and it can be ridiculously hot.

To make it exceptional, you definitely need to be doing it with someone you connect with, and who is good with dirty talk, uninhibited and skilled with role-playing and fantasies/storytelling. And it’s not just about talk… it’s also about both of you directing the physical actions of the other person.

You can actually get very creative with it…


I'll add that hearing your partner react to you is a HUGE turn-on. Any idiot can type "I'm cumming" but hearing breathing changes, a change to a more husky tone of voice, the little moans and groans, even the sounds of what they're doing (e.g., the telltale buzz of a toy or the sound of fingers on themselves) at your direction can be intensely hot. And, unlike chat, you have a really good idea of what they're actually doing at the time.

I'll also reiterate a key point---you need the right partner and connection for it to work. You need to have a sexual connection and be aroused by each other for it to work well.
Lend her my umbrella...actually, given that look on her face, I'm not sure I'll want it back when she's done.