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WorkAlone
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Male, 55
0 miles · Toronto

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I almost let you have it but you had to go and write that crap about the Canucks so.....

I win
looking at that bust, I'd agree that you do...but the judges word is what counts in the end

I win
ya, thanks for clarifying that....makes me feel good silly

anyways....

Granted....You Fired (said in my best Bugs Life pill bug voice)

I wish I got to travel to more interesting places on business.
granted but it's Hap's dream....have fun!!!!

I wish I could be someone's favorite sex dream
granted, she now kicks the screen every time she sees you

I wish I was home.
I had to look that one up....Zipless Fuck

background music or silence?
It's a beautiful evening here, so outdoors for me please

Wyr carnival or concert
Quote by Simonize
I would have to compare penetrating the cervix with shoving a pencil down your urethra, NO thank you.


The urethra is a little too big in diameter and a lot more elastic than an undilated cervix and a pencil is little short of a penis in girth...well, for most guys at least.
I've been trying to resist but am failing so excuse me for this.

If you want to come more often while having intercourse, you could try having intercourse more often....just a thought. ;)
If you like my tushie all that much, you'll love being behind me. And you're in luck because

I win