Careful What You Wish For
Keeping my resolution to lose the weight that kept me down, I thought, I broke up with Jim.
He lacked libido, and I had to forage to even find his genitalia.
A year later, after training, he frequented a beauty, who intimated, “He is insatiable. At least three times a day, a tongue that finds every nerve, a rock-hard appendage, and sensitivity.”
Worst resolution ever for me, best for Jim.
