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This thread is listed right under the Sexual Frustration thread. Hope it helps, gals!

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Isn't Menudo a boy band? Ricky Martin, or something?

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I recommend I look up what Menudo and Michelada mean before my birthday bash on Sunday.

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Dirty Sanchez is alot better

Thats my yard boy ....

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Blue faces get on my nerves.

I think your talking about blue balls that get on your nerves...

Blue balls are no joking matter. They can kill a guy if you don't take care of them. It's like alcohol poisoning!
Spread the word and do 'your' part.

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What are you a Floridian Pimp now?......I am not yours to pawn off and don't make me hurt you again!!...lol

No .. But I was a pimp in Surbiton South London for a while

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Women can't drive / park to save their lives.

They are useless with anything mechanical / electronic.

Nag too much. Worry needlessly about everything and anything.

They always want to yack in your ear when you want to go to sleep.

I'll add more as I think of them.

You DON'T want me to get started on what's wrong with men.
PS: Shoes? I bought them all with money I earned and have never asked a man to buy me any, so I'll have however damn many pairs as I please! I'll have you know the Nordstrom family would have gone bankrupt years ago if it wasn't for me.

THANK YOU CASTLEQUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would soooooo love to see Plow's face right now....LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate that women only get along online. In real life they hate each other!

What women would that be q?

I'm only generalizing, of course. No one in particular.

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Women can't drive / park to save their lives.

They are useless with anything mechanical / electronic.

Nag too much. Worry needlessly about everything and anything.

They always want to yack in your ear when you want to go to sleep.

I'll add more as I think of them.

You DON'T want me to get started on what's wrong with men.
PS: Shoes? I bought them all with money I earned and have never asked a man to buy me any, so I'll have however damn many pairs as I please! I'll have you know the Nordstrom family would have gone bankrupt years ago if it wasn't for me.

THANK YOU CASTLEQUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would soooooo love to see Plow's face right now....LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate that women only get along online. In real life they hate each other!

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I am not expecting a huge rush of applicants
and three want to leave ....

May I stay on your list. DB?

You cant get out ...I put double locks on the door ...

You willing to rent her out for a couple of hours?

You can have Zafia ...... she fills the place with shoes ..

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Women can't drive / park to save their lives.

They are useless with anything mechanical / electronic.

Nag too much. Worry needlessly about everything and anything.

They always want to yack in your ear when you want to go to sleep.

I'll add more as I think of them.

You DON'T want me to get started on what's wrong with men.
PS: Shoes? I bought them all with money I earned and have never asked a man to buy me any, so I'll have however damn many pairs as I please! I'll have you know the Nordstrom family would have gone bankrupt years ago if it wasn't for me.