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Zafia
Over 90 days ago
Female
United States

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I will Grant it but while you experience the lovely Autumn breeze you will have to wear 4 inch heels for 2 months straight.....



I wish to go back to Greece.....
I highly recommend visiting a shelter for abused women and children when you start thinking your life has hit the rocks.....
Quote by Ling-Li
I recommend you ask your friendly neighborhood bartender to make you a 'paloma' and then tell him/her how to do it right cuz otherwise you may end up with something waaaaaay different!

Ling

BTW: the ingredients in a paloma are as follows...

1 oz tequila (white)
2 dashes lime juice
1 splash grapefruit SODA (not juice)

Served in a rocks glass over ice.


Love those!!!....lol
Granted but the friends will be stiff and the drinks will be good......heh heh....



I wish to be a ninja......
Granted but it is a real old horse that is in a small barn......


I wish for piece of cherry pie....
Granted but you will be getting there on a donkey....



I wish for a Grammy.....
Granted but it's coming from Johnny Depp long and hard......(sorry I could not resist Rx....lol)


I wish to swim in the ocean....
Granted but it's only one foot long so I hope you like little things......


I wish for a Martini......
LOL!....aww and they both thought they were being bad......
You just might get it.................

Basically you wish for something, and the next person to post grants it but has to corrupt that wish, then he/she wishes, and the next person grants it and corrupts it, and so on.

(i.e. I wish for pony and then the next post could read.....I will grant it but you have nowhere to put it so you sleep with it in your bed and it rolls over and kills you...LOL!.)


I will start with:

I wish for some lipgloss......
Yeah he told me the same thing Roccolicious and I pushed him off the bed for it....as I was laughing.....LOL!

I thought about it Ali......but at that time he could not afford my shoes anyways........heh heh!


Mara, Stevie and Castlequeen have me crackin up....LOL!

Good stories.....

Well one that I can remember was a while back when I was younger I was messing around with a guy that I was seeing at that time and we were in my room on my bed. We were playing around and I had turned my back on him and he started to kiss my neck from behind and my hands went wandering to his pants (because yes we were still fully clothed at that time) and I reached for what I thought was his special place so I started to fondle him but I realized that his pants were really baggy and I was having a hard time because my back was to him....then I thought to myself jackpot.....when he started to crack up laughing uncontrollably saying that I was not fondling him but I was giving his wallet a good hand job......LMAO!!!!

Needless to say I made him take his pants off next time.........
I like beer as well Lisa, Rx and Rocco and trying different kinds is always interesting but I did have a horrific reaction to Guinness and I hope to never try it again....LOL!...

Micheladas are always good for a hang over cure and of course I'm always willing to try all types of good Tequila, Martinis and Wines.....

Well I guess then my next question would be has anyone that has had a problem with this particular person ever emailed ADMIN to let them know he was doing this to everyone?

Yes I agree I thought the dialogue was funny but aside from that it doesn't mean that this person or anyone for that matter deserves to be "mocked furiously" that kind of tactic never solves anything.

If there is a real problem with this person then it needs to addressed because making fun of him and attacking him is not the solution.

Quote by ali2teaseu
Of course girls have dicks - they're called ex-boyfriends or ex-husbands.