How is that a figurative question? I literally want her in my lap.
Big kisses above
And I'll kiss below too
False. I actually only talk to 5% but I message and bb at least 20%....
You would go to the beach in the rain
Cleaning and getting ready for the beach...but I've only been up for 2.5 hours!!
Where the fuck you think I been? It's almost summer again FFS. Stop shouting at me..I CAN HEAR!!!
Eventually I suspect I'll look for a way off the damn roof
Pretty sure they're all intelligent conversations (on my end at least)
Smile, apologize for startling him and ask him to please continue
Hmmm...Less to clean maybe?
Why is Master Jonathan so witty? I'm sure that's been asked....
Why do they make dish soap that smells like lavender?
Seems extremely inappropriate so yes
hmmm....I think I'm all set...maybe a weekend with you John ;)
TPBM is having a hard time falling asleep
LOL. Can we share a giggle? WTF is a sup, anyway?
