Anytime Anywhere

Someone in the fora is in bliss

Which surely’s a chance not to miss

The fun’s about to start

If everyone plays their part

Her look was tempting and sultry

As she probed the moistened entry

The boundaries we’re always exploring

That prudes continually are deploring

. . . noisome and extremely repulsive flatulence. . .

The kraken invariably did her bidding

So fierce and forbidding

The mermaid was laughing

The starfish was chaffing

Into perdition they went skidding.

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She merrily carved the yam into a phallus

We will do anything and everything we agree upon to bring happiness to both

. . . becoming officially anointed as the . . .

. . . the mediocrities who sullenly copulate . . .

. . . Degas painted their memorable images . . .

Sheena was a punk rocker

Her toys in a special locker

She took them out on special occasions

And used them to stage invasions

A sexual Betty Crocker

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She loved wearing only a wimple

. . . with the Green Fairy and . . .

Sheena was a punk rocker

Her toys in a special locker

. . . used condoms and rancid cheese . . .

There was a missing man called Cliff

Who was best friends with a stiff

While the guy didn’t talk

He emitted a squawk

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Hi Lynn

Whether natural, trimmed, or bare

He treated them all with care

. . . copious amounts of persimmon jam . . .

. . . as recommended by Doctor Pangloss . . .

. . . the air filled with vapid . . .

. . . tired of constantly being mentioned. . .

. . . rules, regulations, and bizarre local . . . 

She teased the devil with her wit

And flirted with him quite a bit. 

Delicious midnight treats 

With orgasmic sexual feats

For years she had been a faithful wife

Until she met Mack the Knife

. . . scattering flowers along their path . . . 

. . . appreciated the lascivious cultural norms . . . 

“Cowgirl” she said without pause

Is my favorite position because

. . . titillated the multitudes of brazen . . . 

There once was a beauty named Heidi

Who liked to keep things tidy

Her aim was to please 

. . . and ability to reach places . . . 

. . . flexibility giving the user wide . . .