. . . a very cheap knockoff imitation . . . 

. . . and was gathered assiduously by . . . 

. . . with rococo embellishments of exquisite. . . 

Hobart,  Australia 

Resolved: motion that all fantasies be accompanied by illustrations. 

The virgins were led to the altar

Dropping their clothes they did not falter 

Worshipping each other 

With kisses they did smother

Haiphong, Vietnam

. . . and decided that an immediate. . . 

. . . instrument for delivering orgasmic journeys. . . 

My favorite position is ‘cowgirl’

Or reverse, with a simple twirl

Ride the full length 

With all of my strength 

My inhibitions will unfurl

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The virgins were led to the altar 

.. . . and unique lack of rhythm . . . 

Ghent,  Belgium

She loved strolling through autumn leaves bare

The autumn chill caused nary a care

Nipples erect 

And quite correct

A woodlands nymph many would swear 

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They loved to frolic and play in the clover

Response was expected after the apology was given. 

. . . paperwork unless Hermes personally delivered. . . 

 . . . with the paternity suit paperwork . . .

Zurich,

Neighbors like listening to our late night escapades.

Poor Heidi's batteries went flat

When right on the edge, she was at

Ah but remember, I'm a tease

With digital expertise

Just used her fingers, and that was that

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She liked to watch hard core porn

 . . . wishing only to write five . . .

The full moon smiles in the sky above

As to her dildo she gave a shove (1)

Sheer pleasure, fain

Dripping, a purple rain

Colorful, an instrument of love.

(1) purple, of course, Adam

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Clasping tightly the toy magenta

Avignon, France

T. Rex  

 . . . and purple the color of choice . . .

Agadir, Morocco

She didn't mind ruining her stockings

While taking a number of knockings

If things went awry

Never a sigh

She just has multiple dockings

Present can be a rather expansive tense.

. . . Dionysus became the prime deity. . . 

Guayaquil

One more time