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Over 90 days ago
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Fan fiction is rarely commissioned or authorized by the original work's creator or publisher, and is rarely professionally published. Depending on the jurisdiction, it may infringe on the original author's copyright. which renders it untouchable for reputable publishers like Lush.
As for reviewing 47 chapters of any story in two days is ***!&%^$£"@~+_/€$£*)_(+!=!!!
As for reviewing 47 chapters of any story in two days is ***!&%^$£"@~+_/€$£*)_(+!=!!!
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I wonder how many men here will be brave enough to pass that on to their spouse or partner?
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Crocodile.
Seriously, it is quite tasty and quite low in cholesterol.
Try this recipe:
Ingredients
4 Crocodile Fillets
2 Tbsp Lime Juice
2 Spring Onions, chopped
Drop of Olive Oil
25g of Butter
Teaspoon of Lazy Lemongrass or a stem of chopped fresh lemongrass
60ml of Dry White Wine
120ml Fish Stock
60ml Single Cream
Salt and Black Pepper
Method
Season the crocodile fillets with salt and pepper. Heat a large non stick frying pan until very hot, and add the fillets - dry frying each side for about 5 - 10 minutes, then add fish stock and simmer for a further 10 minutes. Sprinkle them with lime juice and set them aside. Heat the butter in another pan, add the spring onions and sauté for 1 - 2 minutes. Add the lemongrass white wine, and boil to reduce by two thirds. Add the cream, stirring gently and reheat just to boiling but not quite!
Pour the sauce over the steaks and serve - creamed potatoes are just lovely with this dish.
Goes well with a Riesling
Seriously, it is quite tasty and quite low in cholesterol.
Try this recipe:
Ingredients
4 Crocodile Fillets
2 Tbsp Lime Juice
2 Spring Onions, chopped
Drop of Olive Oil
25g of Butter
Teaspoon of Lazy Lemongrass or a stem of chopped fresh lemongrass
60ml of Dry White Wine
120ml Fish Stock
60ml Single Cream
Salt and Black Pepper
Method
Season the crocodile fillets with salt and pepper. Heat a large non stick frying pan until very hot, and add the fillets - dry frying each side for about 5 - 10 minutes, then add fish stock and simmer for a further 10 minutes. Sprinkle them with lime juice and set them aside. Heat the butter in another pan, add the spring onions and sauté for 1 - 2 minutes. Add the lemongrass white wine, and boil to reduce by two thirds. Add the cream, stirring gently and reheat just to boiling but not quite!
Pour the sauce over the steaks and serve - creamed potatoes are just lovely with this dish.
Goes well with a Riesling
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What I thought was vaseline,
Turned out to be glue!
Violets are blue,
What I thought was vaseline,
Turned out to be glue!
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Jack And Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jills fanny,
all Jack got was a mouth fall of cock
'Cause Jill's a f**king Tranny.
So Jack could lick Jills fanny,
all Jack got was a mouth fall of cock
'Cause Jill's a f**king Tranny.
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Quote by simplyjohn
I think the date on the OP may give you a clue.
What was so significant about 1st April 2014 apart from NATO suspending all practical civilian and military cooperation with Russia?
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Quote by HeraTeleia
Sorry to ruin the party, but this smells like a hoax. Nothing is coming up in Google, or in a specific Google News search.
Actually, I saw it on Google last year. It was up for about two days then it mysteriously disappeared. Talking to friends in Canberra later led me to believe that they were threatened with an injunction and took it down. Whatever the truth in it, they don't have the money now and after watching recent performances in the Cricket World Cup along with their demise in Rugby, New Zealand wouldn't be worth buying anyway. And let's face it, Kiwi fruit can be grown anywhere these days.
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I once dated a marathon runner when I was a 400 metre hurdler. The relationship soon ran off course.
Seriously though, I married a Scot.... yeah I know!
Seriously though, I married a Scot.... yeah I know!
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Did you hear the one about the HSBC banker that went to see this movie at the weekend?
He decided to visit a local woman who provided BDSM services. She strapped him to the St Andrews Cross and as she picked the riding crop up she asked him what his safe word was.
"Switzerland," he replied.
He decided to visit a local woman who provided BDSM services. She strapped him to the St Andrews Cross and as she picked the riding crop up she asked him what his safe word was.
"Switzerland," he replied.
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Quote by overmykneenow
What amazes me in this thread is the number of men who don't know the difference between impotence and infertility
Erectile dysfunction (ED), also known as impotence, is the inability to get and maintain an erection.
You need to get it up to get it out, as they say!
I wouldn't mind betting that if this was a serious post by the originator then this has it's origins in Catholic teaching. We were always told it would make us go blind.
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Quote by wetseemz
My brother masturbates all the time.. masturbation leads to impotence in men??
I would like to know then , how we manage to have 7 Billion people living on the planet!
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Like the book - utter rubbish! Best part is Ellie Goulding's song 'Love Me Like You Do'.
Also like the book- it will make millions and make E L James even richer.
Also like the book- it will make millions and make E L James even richer.
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Beer - Tennents Lager
Wine - White: New Zealand Chardonnay/Red: Australian Shiraz
Whisky - (Note the spelling it denotes real whisky from the bourbons etc.,) So many Scottish Whiskies to choose from but Talisker/Glenmorangie and Glennfiddich are hard to beat.
Wine - White: New Zealand Chardonnay/Red: Australian Shiraz
Whisky - (Note the spelling it denotes real whisky from the bourbons etc.,) So many Scottish Whiskies to choose from but Talisker/Glenmorangie and Glennfiddich are hard to beat.
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Yes, a very interesting topic.
I have only done it twice , like HeraTeleia, but I found that my story comment count rose quite quickly. So from that point of view it has been successful. However, I am also aware that it can be annoying as well. I also find it pressurising. Getting lots of spam about latest published stories can make you feel pressurised to read them and comment etc., So, I am also conflicted over it.
I have only done it twice , like HeraTeleia, but I found that my story comment count rose quite quickly. So from that point of view it has been successful. However, I am also aware that it can be annoying as well. I also find it pressurising. Getting lots of spam about latest published stories can make you feel pressurised to read them and comment etc., So, I am also conflicted over it.
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Very rarely have dessert during the week but Sunday is different. A pie or a crumble and sometimes a sponge. Yesterday was plum crumble.
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Good Things
1. Probably the only decent window on the internet to showcase erotic stories.
2. Undoubtedly some of the best authors of erotica publish their work here.
3. The best managed website I have seen. And I have seen quite a few over the years and nearly all of them are no longer around because they were poorly managed and imploded.
Bad Things
It's pretty hard to actually think of any seriously bad things. I don't like Mod bashers and forum whingers but there again they are part and parcel of any internet community and to be expected. But:
1. No free coffee and bacon sarnies supplied when verifying stories.
2. Buz getting all those pussy pics.
3. SJ getting free sex and biscuits.
1. Probably the only decent window on the internet to showcase erotic stories.
2. Undoubtedly some of the best authors of erotica publish their work here.
3. The best managed website I have seen. And I have seen quite a few over the years and nearly all of them are no longer around because they were poorly managed and imploded.
Bad Things
It's pretty hard to actually think of any seriously bad things. I don't like Mod bashers and forum whingers but there again they are part and parcel of any internet community and to be expected. But:
1. No free coffee and bacon sarnies supplied when verifying stories.
2. Buz getting all those pussy pics.
3. SJ getting free sex and biscuits.
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Quote by Dani
I have boobs, and they often poke, glide past, or bump into other things. It's inevitable, especially when hugging.
When I'm on the receiving end of an accidental boob poke, glide, or collision, I don't think much of it to be honest. If I'm the offending party, I say my apologies and move on.
Just bumping the thread....
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Quote by Liz
If you could post a video for us showing you running towards the camera topless, then I'd be able to give you my professional opinion.
I second that - opinion, I mean .....
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Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year to all.
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Just back from seeing my Doctor after suddenly finding that I am scared of Santa. He told me that I was suffering from Claus-trophobia.
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Quote by trinket
Jeeeez I was actually eating a bacon sandwich when I saw this.....
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Roses are red
Violets are red
Tulips are red
Bushes are red
Trees are......red
FUCK my garden's on fire!
Violets are red
Tulips are red
Bushes are red
Trees are......red
FUCK my garden's on fire!
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Christmas shopping is stressful enough without assholes in a well known UK computer shop hassling you.
Went to buy a laptop as a present for someone. I get pounced on as I walked around the aisle looking for what I wanted. I already knew what specs etc I wanted but she still persisted on trying to push a certain line. When I chose what I wanted she started her sales pitch about the package software additions - Office, Anti-virus etc etc. Told her that I run a business and have all that stuff but would she f****** listen!
Anyway, I then get handed over to another sales assistant to complete my purchase. He starts off with the same sales spiel. I stopped him mid sentence and asked how long the hypnotism session before opening the store lasts. He gave me a WTF look and I told him that I just heard the same thing word for word and asked him if the sales staff were humans or robots. He wasn't very happy and I felt a bit bad about loosing my cool. It took all the joy out of shopping.
And they wonder why internet shopping is so popular. Much easier ticking a few yes or no boxes than having some moron pressurising you to buy over-priced garbage!
Went to buy a laptop as a present for someone. I get pounced on as I walked around the aisle looking for what I wanted. I already knew what specs etc I wanted but she still persisted on trying to push a certain line. When I chose what I wanted she started her sales pitch about the package software additions - Office, Anti-virus etc etc. Told her that I run a business and have all that stuff but would she f****** listen!
Anyway, I then get handed over to another sales assistant to complete my purchase. He starts off with the same sales spiel. I stopped him mid sentence and asked how long the hypnotism session before opening the store lasts. He gave me a WTF look and I told him that I just heard the same thing word for word and asked him if the sales staff were humans or robots. He wasn't very happy and I felt a bit bad about loosing my cool. It took all the joy out of shopping.
And they wonder why internet shopping is so popular. Much easier ticking a few yes or no boxes than having some moron pressurising you to buy over-priced garbage!