(This is going to be a super senior momment by the way, since it involves Bengay.)
I keep Bengay at work for when my knees act up or pulled muscles. So a few days ago I need some relief from a pulled calf muscle, took the Bengay out of the drawer and headed off to the bathroom to apply it. When I was done with the application on bothersome muscle, I put the tube in my back pocket and headed to the breakroom to heat my lunch up. Then I went back to my seat and ate my lunch. A few hours later my calf needed a refresh. I could not find the tube to save my life. I thought well I probably left in the break room. Heading out the door for home, I checked the break room, no tube. I went back to the bathroom checking my regular stall, no tube. I went back to my desk and checked all my drawers, no tube. Even checked my lunch bag, no tube. Thought oh well someone got a half used tube of Bengay and headed home. When I got home, I went to change into my comfy clothes. Low and behold what is in my back pocket? A tube of Bengay. I had been sitting on it all afternoon. Talk about numb from both ends.
So John I can totally relate.
8 if you please and thank you!
I am rubbish at anything that involves jumping (jumping back/roundhouse/spinning kicks). Including jumping rope or jumping jacks.
Best for me is on my back, pillow under my head and another under my right arm. Using my right hand, I put my middle finger on the tip of the clit and the pointer finger to the side of it. To start small slow circles and occasionally dipping my two fingers into my pussy. When I am soaking wet, I will rub my two fingers faster on the tip of my clit. Alternating between circles and straight lines as I feel the pressure build. Fingers rubbing faster in straight lines back and forth as the pressure and heat builds. Finally like a cork popping out of a bottle the pressure lets go. Hope that helps.
Think length is an odd criticism. Maybe they are looking for a depth of detail. The optimal length of a story is how ever long it takes to tell the story.. whether that be 10 minutes or 10,000 words.
I am way to cheap to pay for sex.
I try so hard to listen.. but if we are having a discussion about a hot button topic.. I am waiting to talk.
In my car while parked at work.
I am extremely independent and cynical.
It is also hard to gain my trust. I am once bitten twice shy at this point. So it is difficult just hooking up with me from the very start.
I have a memory like a steel trap.
So do not even think of telling me something that sounds good but is not at the core the truth. I will bust you every time.
"I am bored"
just makes me crazy. Surely in this day and age you can find a way to entertain yourself.
"How are you?"
On a work call. You could care less how I am and if I really told you, it would not be professional.
Yes deeply madly in love but distance and timing have not been kind. Part of me thinks maybe one day it will happen and we will get together, but we will be 90 by the time it does.
Me on top.. giving him the ride of his life.
Don't you just love..
The smell of fresh cut grass that you did not have to cut yourself
Root beer floats
The flash of lightening bugs at twilight after a hot summer's day
There was a rash a while back, if I recall correctly, of people signing up and giving random stories low scores. When that is discovered, they are kicked off the site. The main thing is there are some jerky people out there that think it is funny to give low scores. I tend to not pay attention to the low scores when I have gotten good feedback before and after them.
In the beginning the ex and I had the same high sex drive. As the years went on those drives started to part. Mine rose while his fell. Even when we were trying to have kids (with really no pressure) we were only having sex twice a month. The he wondered why we were not pregant after about six months... I told him "You need to have sex more than twice a month." It went downhill from there. The lack of sex is not what broke us up but it did not help.
1. fried Flounder, potato salad, cole slaw, hush puppies and chocolate loving spooncake from McAlister's Deli
2. Sex on the Beach
3. Toss up between Better Off Dead or Princess Bride
4. In Your Eyes
5. LL Cool J
Can always try and Craig's List posting if you are feeling adventurous and need a little excitement.
There are a couple of actors that their face does not seem to move and they kill every movie they are in
Keanu Reeves and Channing Tatum
Can you orgasm when you masturbate? You may just need to stimulate your clit as you have sex. Some women just have trouble orgasming with penetration alone. You are not failing anyone. It just takes time and try not to put too much pressure on yourself.
It is a toss up between my eyes and my chest of drawers.
Write more stories and try expand the catagories that my stories fall under.
I would go see qwerty9521. We are old friends that have not seen eachother in a very long time. I think a visit from me would perk him right up.
