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Describe your Ex with Only FOOD items.

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My Ex would be Vegetable. None specifically, his behaviour represented every one of them.



Cunt.....you can eat that, right?
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Cunt.....you can eat that, right?



Oh My God, that is classic!!!
Just like a big pile of caca!

Someone seems to be having a great time remembering old loves....
Having had the unfortunate opportunity to meet Sugarbaby's ex, I would have to categorize him as such:

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Someone seems to be having a great time remembering old loves....




Yes, I miss her....but my aim is getting better and better...
I need something really cold!

The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe

Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart

Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2

Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-child

Quote by Milik_Redman
I need something really cold!


Iceberg lettuce?
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Iceberg lettuce?


I was thinking Sushi

The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe

Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart

Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2

Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-child

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I was thinking Sushi




But sushi is so delicious... smile


Fugu, puffer fish. It must be prepared correctly or you could ingest a lethal poison that will result in paralysis and death. You do not really eat it for taste, it is more for the novelty and thrill
imitation bacon flavour
Triple chocolate cake smothered with thick double cream topped with blueberries and cherries
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Fugu, puffer fish. It must be prepared correctly or you could ingest a lethal poison that will result in paralysis and death. You do not really eat it for taste, it is more for the novelty and thrill



Remind me never to go to a seafood restaurant with you for dinner!