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billy
3 hours ago
Bisexual Gender fluid, 74
0 miles · Kentwood

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every time I drive I grab it, usually on the pretense of shifting things around...my Mom once pointed out that that's a bad habit.....
whatever puffs your bloomers, as my dear old Uncle Lou used to say.
loud farting. in church. during services. In the row ahead of me.
We've talked turkey many times; she's an incredibly intelligent woman although she sometimes talks in math equations, which isn't easy for me, and she's very caring. Actually, she's quite wonderful in every way. Doesn't like me to post blow job gifs though.
When I tended bar, a helpful waitress in the liquor/beer keg room. It was the most private place we could find and it was in that "after hours" haze when everyone was getting a bit shit-faced. We made do.
a very interesting lady who has the good sense to like Heinlein and Doug Adams. Wish I knew her. Also has cute ears and a tail, which is always a plus.
Flirting is a way to make people smile. It's a way to lighten their day and to make them feel good about themselves. I've flirted with eighty-five year old women in wheel chairs and I've flirted with sultry bank tellers and seven-eleven clerks who hate their jobs and the gay guy in our office that nobody talks to. I don't give a fuck, I'll flirt with your grandmother if she looks like she won't smack me for it. It doesn't mean I'm trying to get in someone's pants although there have been times its led to that, when I was younger. Flirting isn't cheating, cheating is cheating. My wife used to say that it was so second nature to my personality that I don't even know I'm doing it half the time. If it is considered cheating, then I'm buggered.