fuck I have to fly today and Tuesday. Giving up my soul to the goddamned airlines, each of whom exist now to show us the true meaning of helplessness and frustration. I'd rather have my fingernails pulled out in a stifling hot torture chamber.
motherfuck. deal those fucking cards again, I got a hand like a foot. goddamnit.
I need time. Oh, and get off my lazy ass.
dipshit drivers, when you come to a three way stop and the traffic light is blinking red, you come to a full stop and then WAIT UNTIL ITS YOUR TURN to go through. It's not hard to figure out which car got to the intersection first IF YOU ARE AWAKE at all or NOT ON YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE. Next time won't be a polite honk, next time I LEAN ON THE HORN until your ears bleed. To cop an expression from Kiera, you are all slag bags. There, now I feel better.....
OK, I'm all for exercise and the free will to run where you want, but why act surprised when you jog RIGHT AT my puppy while she is taking dump? Of course she's going to view you as a "threat" to me when you come right at us like that on a dead trot, she's a fucking terrier and that's how terriers act. You could have easily crossed the street and kept running without going into "her space" you stupid motherfucker.
Where in the FUCK did they HIDE the GODDAMN Lime Juice THIS WEEK??????? Fuckin' grocery store.......
THOSE shorts don't fit me anymore because they're too fucking BIG and THESE shorts don't fit me yet because they're too fucking SMALL so I'm just going to wear boxer shorts around and let it dangle if it wants to dangle. FUCK.
ants in my kitchen, crawling up my leg when I'm enjoying my coffee, die motherfucker die beneath the heel of my naked foot squish your ant ass into the floor
What? You're not supposed to do that now, too? Geez.....
Where did you go? Where the fuck are you? Goddamnit sonuvabitch motherfucking sock!
I wish I had more time and energy to devote to reading here but the ones I won't skip over with new stuff published are Dragon_Lily (blush), averageblackgirl (who's hardly average), Cum girl (wish she would write more), and Lauralee_sugah (who I actually paid money out of pocket to purchase her book). Lisa wrote a great story about losing her virginity a while back that I think was what got me started writing again after decades of writing business memos and letters. She also gave me encouragement when I began writing that kept me at it. Sprite is fun. I haven't read much of the guys though I'm starting to. Courtney Fux is a lot of fun, I love his use of first person prose. DanielleX and Poppet and Trinket and AlexandraA and Cindertoffee and Mazza and Shylass have all given moments of pleasure reading them; I need to find time to read more of them. I usually leave a comment if something I read gave me a tingle.
I'm pretty sure it would be more fun for me than for her......
floor me with your candor
sleezy lounge lizards vomiting bile
six times six is thirty-six, seven times seven is forty-nine