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brocker1966
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 57
United States

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Oh yeah, rocco...You reminded me...Ed also gave my dad an autographed picture of him standing by the lunar module on the moon signed by him, Neil and Michael...I always felt kinda sorry for Collins, having to stay in the command module while Ed and Neil got to gallivant about the moon....
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We did make a version of baklava...except they pronounced it bah-KLAH-vah made with pistachios and drizzled with honey mixed with rose and orange blossom water...Good stuff that
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A little patch of hair around her clitoral area does it for me or completely shaved...I myself shave under my testicles and keep a little around the base of my penis
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Wow...50 years...My dad was news director for KHOU, the CBS affiliate in Houston durning the moonshot days 67-70...I was about 3 and I got to meet Michael Collins, Ed Aldrin and Neil Armstrong...one of my earliest memories...Dad worked with Ed for about 2 weeks and he had dinner at our house...
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Interesting interview, Zafia...I used to work at a Middle Eastern food reastaurant here in the area...actually a Lebanese restaurant....We made our own pita bread in a clay oven...Made a 'sop' out of garlic, lemon juice and olive oil which doubled as our house salad dressing...The favorites included their lamb chops (medium rare of course) and the kafta
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Why is it you can go north ane eventually head south....but it don't work for east and west?
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well at least you didn't say bearded clams.


LOL...After I posted I realized how 'clams' could be twisted
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Yuck on Hooters! I don't want boobs for lunch or air between the ears! LOL


I'm not too crazy about their wings, but their steamed clams and clam chowder is pretty good
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Brock, I just now saw that you're in FW! LOL. I'm in Arlington soon to be moving out. FW seems nice though.


Well, there's a Hooters off Cooper St I think...
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The one up the road, of course...lol
I am nowhere near Texas. We would all just have to find a spot somewhere in the middle.


YEA!!!!! I like being in the middle!!!!! LOL
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Where would a group of people like us meet for lunch? HOOTERS? LOL


OK...Which Hooters? Chef is in Texas somewhere, so it would be relatively easy to have lunch for the two of us...Just kidding chef
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OK, Brock, I knew it was something along those lines. Have you heard it? I still say it's him saying, "I buried Paul." Turn the sound way up when you hear the drums in the last seconds of the song. Spooky.


Yeah...During all the psychodelic flute playing...It DOES sound like it...
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and if you play the beatles album backward it says Paul is dead. Or some such shit.lol


The song is Revolution #9 and when you play Ringo saying 'Number 9, number 9...' What you hear is 'Turn me on dead man"
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In the last few seconds of "Strawberry Fields", you can hear Lennon say, "I buried Paul", but he claimed he said "strawberry jam".


Actually what he claimed he said was 'ice berry bars'
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How sickening...That's how he shows his love for his wife...screwing her while comatose?! He must be some kind of necrophiliac or something...
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Hello?.....HELLO?....Could you speak up please I think we have a bad connection...HELLO?!....Oh I'm not here right now so please leave a message.
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See? I told you that you were fun! Thanks for the effort...think I will ogle bachelor-ass number 3...something sexy about that thong!


IMO YOUR ass beats all those...If that really is your ass
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LOL...Thats good....I have one more for you


Way back when Noah was on his ark and tending his animals, he noticed the other animals were mating and bearing eggs and other young...except for the snakes. He pondered this looking out his ark window and he happened to see a hollowed out tree floating by. Struck by inspiration he got Shem and Ham to open the ark door and he dragged the tree inside and threw the snakes inside in, because, as everyone knows "in logs adders multiply"...

God I'm such a nerd
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I hope there's some here with a mathematical background...

Why do mathematicians get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Yeah, I'm a nerd