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browncoffee
5 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
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Quote by Ping
oops. So much for editing.


Lol I saw it in my timeline! Yeah I need some post-publishing highs. I feel kinda boring. Washed up. I don't even have throne privileges anymore. Life sux.

I like bill's idea of second person but it makes me feel pretentious. I have lots of ideas but no writing prowess.

Tea, please.
I need to write a new story! I used to write so much and now I'm just boring.

Seven shots of vödkã, please.
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So, you will be modding my stories for awhile huh Hannah. LOL. Well just click go to go and we will be even for the little white lie.

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I'll be rejecting all of them.
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look's like someone's going to be modding a certain poet and a certain writer of for a while.


It was Jim who flipped the throne. I saw him with my own eyes.
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Office please. Panties down around your ankles. *attempts to keep a straight face*


you're so bossy.
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You have whatever rights I grant you. Today your rights consist of the right to remove gum from my throne and then to kneel at my feet and behave until i tell you otherwise.


Uh... how about no?
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Someone likes flirting with death...


I HAVE RIGHTS! (right?) You're such a dictator. *rolls eyes extravagantly*

I'll have a lêmøñådē to go.
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Congrats to Hannah, aka Special K, aka Spesh, aka Tracy Flick, aka Bröwncöffee, for nabbing second place, and for writing a damn good story, contest or no contest.
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Thank you! I love all my ñámës! smile I really must reprise my Flick role soon.

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. Hannah and Buddha said they knew each other before they were each famous? Maybe she can bring him by sometime. I'm sure he's got a few sordid stories about her we'd love to hear.



Lol jaded buddha is a gentleman who would never disclose such secrets! But there are no secrets. I just friended him around the time he joined because I was quite taken by his stories.

The forest fires sound dangerous. Hopefully things will get back to normal soon.

Thank you to everyone else for the kind words and congratulations to Bill and Larry of course.

For a limited time only DRINKS ARE ON ME!!!

Lémøñādë, please!
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Read browncoffee's latest story for inspiration. Smash traitorous keyboard that is responsible for my comparative lack of talent.



a good workman never blames his tools.

(but you're hilarious and we should elope)
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Phone sex with a British accent. 'nuff said.


on an entirely unrelated topic, I have a British accent though I think I usually sound bored to death.
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Stephen Colbert, obviously. And Browncoffee.


You mean my crush on you is reciprocated?!

And Chris Martin too. smile
I read almost all the stories and was really really impressed and I honestly did not expect to do so well. Thank you to everyone who read my story and to the judges and really huge congratulations to everyone who placed and entered.

Also, I knew jaded buddha before he was famous, just saying. smile
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***edited to get your attention*** made me laugh nearly as much as your actual comment. Have you moved on to other books?


No, INFJ ruined me! Lol, yes I'm currently into short story collections. I did read a flash DFW piece which a friend sent me and I loved it. INFJ was just a little too much for me. I'll probably go back to it. One day. smile
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***edited to get your attention***


Every single time I see INFJ anywhere on the internet, I automatically think of Infinite Jest.
If you could only have one for the rest of your life what would it be; having sex or drinking alcohol?

Answer honestly, gentlemen.
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My previous question was about swallowing cum,this one is about sucking dicks. A person can absolutely love to give blowjobs by avoiding the ingestion of semen

I would have not asked the exact same question again


Oh right please do excuse me.
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If you don't want to answer it that's your choice but don't come here and pretend you have the right to tell who is going to to be banned and who won't because the question of banning comes when I break one of the rules of this forum


Fyi you asked this question before and 100% of respondents indicated chocolate. Duplicate threads are unnecessary.
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Whoo hoo!!

I am super thrilled! I never win anything! Thank you so much! I will send you a PM.



Yay!! Couldn't be happier for you!! smile
He has excellent taste as shown by his list of favourite stories. Also, he seems pretty cool and intelligent.
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I had the same problem and was not able to select the competition. My story "Hot in the City" https://has already been reviewed and approved. I had included a note for the moderator that it should be added to the competition, but it doesn't appear to have been. Is there any way to include it, now that it has been published?


It's in the competition now. smile