She requested a dirty limerick
So I wrote one about the world's best dick
But it had no wit
So I labelled it shit
And resumed my role as Tracy K Flick
Number 18, please!
He's 135 and keeps it 100 cause he's lit af.
Trying to finish a comp entry. Wondering if I should change my avatar to Tracy flick for verbal's birthday again.
I'll have a chilled sprite, sil vous plait.
I'll have a LYFBUZ please.
Omg no I mean a lyfbüz.
I agree with the above.
Embarrassingly, I think I've made the same mistake a few times but it really should be caught with a good proofread.
all of mine then i can be rich and famous.
I can't say because - uh - just because. Besides, I couldn't live any of them because the girl doesn't quite match me ever. (hint - everyone should write a story about me and then i'll pick my favourite) wait, i feel like this is a bad idea.
I've talked to a guy who used to write stories to turn his partner on and she'd write them for him too. I've never written for one specific person though. Sometimes guys think I have but this is because of their inflated egos. Like...??? You really think you're worthy of an entire story. Please. It actually makes me mad that someone would be so presumptuous and full of themselves.
But if you're definitely doing it for someone and they know, that's pretty cool. And nice. I mean, if they want them. The word 'exchange' implies they do but please don't just send random porn to uninterested women.
Have him killed immediately.
I sometimes find reading books helps inspire me when I'm feeling that way.
I'll have a white Russian to join you. I rarely take my coffee black lol.
