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Gotcha. Thanks Jen.
You gonna flash us?
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browncoffee
36 minutes ago
Straight Female, 31
England
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Because porn is like, gross and can't he like, wash some motherfucking dishes instead?
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Quote by Verbal
I STILL haven't seen it. Wanna come over and watch it again tonight? I'll make cupcakes!
I've never seen it either INVITE ME INVITE ME. also it's kupkakes, silly.
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I'm here but as regular me since my cold has returned and I don't feel the energy or utter glee to change into Ms. Flick. So no harassing today. But tomorrow definitely. Or the day after. I just came to have some tea and to wish Sara an incredible birthday. 
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Happy birthday to a delightful person!!! 
Hope you have a great one Sara!
Hope you have a great one Sara! 
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Well. Here we are in 2018. New year. New competition for all of us to enter. Please note, all of us means ALL OF US. Below is a list of names which will soon have links to comeptition entries beside them. If you think this is not factually correct, then you ARE WRONG. I haven't been around much lately (I know you all wept) because I was kinda ill over the weekend and just generally bleurgh and to make me feel better, I would LOVE to read some excellent competition entries.
So here are the names. Kindly confirm whether or not you wish to enter. ***
ENTERING
Verbal (I agree about the FlickDom kategory. Also, köffee. omg alt148 works omg. or should i say ömg!!!)
Denim_Daisy10 (please please please enter because I LOVED your Bookish entry and if you do I will even share with you my top secret recipe for the world's best carrot cake. please?)
Ping (it would be a travesty for you not to enter)
PhilU (if you don't enter i will fill your life with the word fam. everywhere you turn there will be neon signs glowing with FAM. fam will dominate your life.)
RumpleForeskin (kindly set a good example to all of us)
fuzzy1954 (hi fuzzy, delighted to meet you. i really hope you'll enter because what's a better way to return than to pow! - win a competition?)
patokl (given up on writing?! these are words i do not tolerate! please please please at least TRY to write something? please? *sad face*)
seeker4 (i'm glad you're trying and i hope it turns out perfectly)
Gillianleeeza (while a case of cocktail umbrellas would be most welcome, i really do wish you'd write something. it's been too long!)
Green_Man (i don't notice if you write anything? i notice EVERYTHING! you've been so good at entering that you deserve a gold star. you are a shining example to all of us!)
TonyaL (i'm so pleased you have an idea - you're already ahead of me. i really hope you can get it done.)
sprite (looking forward to your entry, meow)
Jen (please please please? we all need a new Jen story!!)
Adagio (i heard that poets are the best storytellers)
Buz (i heard that the Dawgs are eagerly anticipating reading your entry. don't ask my source. i just know, okay?)
LYFBUZ (just because you should and i say so and stuff)
elliotlacey31 (hi! and please enter?)
Herateleia (THIS IS YOUR TIME, JEN!!)
coryA (hello! your first story could be a contest one? say yes, please?)
Banes1 (enter enter ENTER. hi, please and thank you.)
elizabethblack (hi elizabeth! please consider entering...?)
ALREADY ENTERED
AN HONOURABLE MENTION TO OUR VERY OWN SHAMELESS FLIRT WHO HAS ALREADY ENTERED.
WHAT A MAN WHAT A BEACON OF SHINING HOPE IN A WORLD OF DESPAIR.
ShamelessFlirt https://www.lushstories.com/stories/femdom/he-gets-it-in-the-end.aspx
***not entering is not an option but I will briefly entertain those of you who think they won't and that all this is a joke etc etc.
I know a lot of you are thinking who does this browncoffee think she is anyway, what a bossy little cow but this is not browncoffee this is her alter ego Tracy Flick *thunderbolt* *manic laughter* *cats fighting* *wolves howling* *record scratching to a halt* * jaws theme tune* *etc etc etc*
I'm really tired now.
Köffee, please.
So here are the names. Kindly confirm whether or not you wish to enter. ***
ENTERING
Verbal (I agree about the FlickDom kategory. Also, köffee. omg alt148 works omg. or should i say ömg!!!)
Denim_Daisy10 (please please please enter because I LOVED your Bookish entry and if you do I will even share with you my top secret recipe for the world's best carrot cake. please?)
Ping (it would be a travesty for you not to enter)
PhilU (if you don't enter i will fill your life with the word fam. everywhere you turn there will be neon signs glowing with FAM. fam will dominate your life.)
RumpleForeskin (kindly set a good example to all of us)
fuzzy1954 (hi fuzzy, delighted to meet you. i really hope you'll enter because what's a better way to return than to pow! - win a competition?)
patokl (given up on writing?! these are words i do not tolerate! please please please at least TRY to write something? please? *sad face*)
seeker4 (i'm glad you're trying and i hope it turns out perfectly)
Gillianleeeza (while a case of cocktail umbrellas would be most welcome, i really do wish you'd write something. it's been too long!)
Green_Man (i don't notice if you write anything? i notice EVERYTHING! you've been so good at entering that you deserve a gold star. you are a shining example to all of us!)
TonyaL (i'm so pleased you have an idea - you're already ahead of me. i really hope you can get it done.)
sprite (looking forward to your entry, meow)
Jen (please please please? we all need a new Jen story!!)
Adagio (i heard that poets are the best storytellers)
Buz (i heard that the Dawgs are eagerly anticipating reading your entry. don't ask my source. i just know, okay?)
LYFBUZ (just because you should and i say so and stuff)
elliotlacey31 (hi! and please enter?)
Herateleia (THIS IS YOUR TIME, JEN!!)
coryA (hello! your first story could be a contest one? say yes, please?)
Banes1 (enter enter ENTER. hi, please and thank you.)
elizabethblack (hi elizabeth! please consider entering...?)
ALREADY ENTERED
AN HONOURABLE MENTION TO OUR VERY OWN SHAMELESS FLIRT WHO HAS ALREADY ENTERED.
WHAT A MAN WHAT A BEACON OF SHINING HOPE IN A WORLD OF DESPAIR.
ShamelessFlirt https://www.lushstories.com/stories/femdom/he-gets-it-in-the-end.aspx
***not entering is not an option but I will briefly entertain those of you who think they won't and that all this is a joke etc etc.
I know a lot of you are thinking who does this browncoffee think she is anyway, what a bossy little cow but this is not browncoffee this is her alter ego Tracy Flick *thunderbolt* *manic laughter* *cats fighting* *wolves howling* *record scratching to a halt* * jaws theme tune* *etc etc etc*
I'm really tired now.
Köffee, please.
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Quote by PhilU
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!!!
Actually, I did just have an idea for a comp entry in the Monster Sex category. All about a sweet young thing called Hannah who changes into a horrible monster called Tracy at irregular intervals.
Or maybe a similar story in the Femdom category, where Tracy's victims actually secretly enjoy it.
Anyone who wants to should feel free to steal these ideas, since I doubt I'll get around to actually finishing a story. Instead, I guess I'll just take my punishment...
Umm... hi Hannah!
Hello, Phil.
You should know that since I dislike punishing people, I outsource punishments from a brutal and most terrifying supplier. It's really not sexy so you should get writing because I'd hate to have to make the call to Hans. (Lol lol lol)Anyway I'm going to be back shortly to compile a list (fuck YES) of everyone who's been around recently. I shall use various tactics to ensure 100% of patrons enter the competition. Verbal, you do not want to be on my other list again, trust me.
Koffee, please. (I would do the umlaut but... phone!)
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There are defo some secret categories somewhere. Nicola said 2 weeks ago that there would be new ones every week. They're not on the homepage, so they must be secret.
If you find them, please drop me a line a let me know where they are.
Mum's the word.
they're very deep in the amazon rainforest. i'll PM you a map. you'll be off the grid for a few years so make sure you pack.
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Quote by Verbal
Hey, I might actually enter a contest and give Mind Control a shot. Though I wish the category was Mime Control. Those guys are getting out of hand (I already used that line once somewhere else).
I have a new Steampunk readying to hit the front page too, but it's part of a series and wouldn't really fit.
Youngest is sick, and during finals week. I reined in my parental instincts, pumped her full of ibuprofen, and sent her on her way. Tomorrow's the last day of school anyway, just have to crawl to the finish line.
Köffee!!!
Your competition interest may mean the return of Tracy Flick!!! Please please please do go for it. And I hope your daughter gets better soon.
I'll have a strawberry margarita in honour of IAMLOVE (who is well and happy btw)
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Jen's not available, Mr Night. She's very busy planning ways to seduce me. I could grant her a sabbatical but only if you promise to write more than one story a year. I need more!
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No, obviously not. I've made my point totally clear. It's you that has to elaborate things.
My question is this: Is Lush a liberal site or not. The ball is in your court, sweetheart. Fire away.
Well, that would depend on your definition of liberal because apparently you seem to think non consensual sex is 'liberal'.
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Quote by BigGarrett
That's wrong. This is a liberal site. We have to respect other people's opinions and sexual preferences. Rejecting their stories is throwing their stories back in their faces and shunning their preference. That is not acceptable on a site like Lush. you should know that. Is Lush a liberal site or not? I don;t know what's gong on now.
I don't know what's going on in your head, tbh. Is this some attempt at mockery?
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Quote by Verbal
Nope. Rarely notice. I spend about 70% of my waking hours lost in my own head.
You are klearly a man who lives life on the edge.
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I can tell stories that seem hilarious in my head but don't sound that way from my mouth.
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It's pretty damn good as it is. Please read it, you lot.
Thank you very much, Annie!
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If he's behind you how do you know he's attractive?
I always look to see who's behind me lol. How else would I have avoided getting murdered seven times and mugged nineteen times? Seriously though, if I hear someone, I look back to see who they are. Doesn't anyone else?
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I almost can't stand to receive expensive gifts. I'm not attracted to wealth. If I see a guy in a Ferrari, I automatically am predisposed to dislike him because 90% of the time, people buy expensive things to impress other people. I'm not impressed. If someone's obsessed with being seen as rich or powerful or successful to his 'friends' I really don't want to know him. My priority is personality. Kindness, sense of humour, intelligence, humility, generosity etc.
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I hug them extra hard in the hope that my tits will feel insecure and grow overnight.
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I definitely feel more conscious about my walk if there's a reasonably attractive guy behind me. I don't walk differently though. I just walk and wait for someone to invent a way I can see the back of me while I'm walking.
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Quote by Denim_Daisy10
Aww, thanks anyway Sara!
They'd have been gingerbread, right? I love gingerbread lol. 
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Welcome, stranger. ;) Here's your hot chocolate
Hate to hear about our 'Love-child' leaving us. She was fun to know.
Noticed you've posted a couple new stories recently. Have you been in a writing frenzy or just piddling with their editing?
Any more orders for adult beverages...or hot chocolate?
Frenzy, Bill. A mad, deeply unsettling frenzy. I've drunk so much tea it's ridiculous. The start button on my computer has stopped working in protest. I've been playing Pyramid between writing sex scenes. It's all very glamorous, I assure you. I think I'm just about done with the frenzy though. I do have one WIP which I've been thinking about a lot so that might appear sometime soon.
I think I'm meant to meet some friends at a RL pub tonight but maybe it's tomorrow. Maybe I'll just stay here drinking lemonade until someone texts me in rage lol.
