Your sig line is hella pretty and neat for so many Shards. Fingers krossed you get tonnes of publikations!
I dunno why but I saw this earlier and laughed out loud. I also find it very difficult to imagine how such a situation would arise for any woman.
I wish I could control the minds of most people who've posted here. They would all be very quiet and happily bring me cake and lemonade before robbing Trump and buying me an island.
Absolutely fucking not. NAH FAM. And a man who would take advantage of a woman in such a way is a fucking waste of space.
I made a point to have sex with people from all 195 countries before I turned 19.5. Fact: the Irish are the best, closely followed by Moroccans.
Wow! This was such a great competition and I know that because I read every single entry (sweating and swearing because they all seemed too good and I detested every other entrant in the darkest corners of my cold heart.) But for real, I thought the entries were really good. I'm really honoured to be placed first and I'd like to say congratulations to the rest of the top 10 and to everybody who entered and thank you to the judges and all the readers. It was kinda tough coming up with a story centred on boobs but you guys made it worth it. It's also especially wonderful that the site could make such a generous contribution to a very, very worthy cause. Anyway, I guess this means drinks are on me, but hurry because my tab closes by midnight tonight! (I'm a poor writer, okay?)
That's the last time I take a stupid questionnaire. Everyone but me gets a personal response. Like wtf is this?
#responsewhore #ihatequestionnairesanyway #whocareswhojohngaltis #thisisbanterdontgetoffended #vomitfreesince03 #hashtag
She did give me an email address one time so I'll see if I can entice her back. Or at least see how she's doing. 
. Sounds like a fine time. I'll be there with bells on.
