No. I feel kind of silly sometimes if I get off to porn (alone) but when I have a partner in crime, I never feel bad.
i'll do it.
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if it was a moment of idiocy, you wouldn't have posted the thread. i'm trying to think of a witty response but really, i can't be bothered anymore.
Btw I am now residing permanently in sprite's throne. Thank you.
Writing a story about boobs. I'm not sure if it's utterly fantastic or a piece of nonsensical crap.
Coffee, please, with lots of milk and lots of sugar. Anyone feel like having sex in my company so I can figure out how to write a sex scene? Maybe I should just spy on Laura and Mike.
Omg it's Tuesday and all day I thought it was Monday. Lemonade me, pronto.
Happiness is a dish best served cold.
Yay Alan! Since I became a moderator, I've seen a good few stories where people credit jwren for editing and I've come to crave those stories because they're always immaculate! Thank you for being so generous with your time and helping people tell the stories they want to.
Bill's been gone too long! Wtf has his grandson done with him?! I guess I'll just help myself to a few pints of lemonade.
I thought about changing the order of mine but really, my first friend here is the first person who requested me and will always hold a special place in my heart even though I don't think we've ever corresponded but wtf, his avatar is waaaayyy hot.
I don't understand why the age is so important to you.
Let's get this party started!! Where's the stripper?? I expect an Adonis. I'll have champagne followed by lemonade followed by a Hannah followed by a champagne to toast Verbal's success, followed by lemonade and all of it can go on the handsome Mark's tab. Partayyyyy!!!
Not gonna lie; once I had the flu and was given a pair of long 'janes'. No opening. They were really just thermal leggings lol
Yknow when you or Twitter stalk someone and accidentally like a post from years ago? I just hit the quote button on an ancient forum thread by mistake and nearly had a heart attack. Ffs. And no, I won't tell you who I was stalking. I should really be asleep.
If it just guesses, I don't think I have anything for it. If it could give answers like an actual fortune teller, that'd be way cool.
Duh. Of course it is, if he's man enough.
Hi Sara, Tonya, Verbal, Bill, adagio.
I'll have hot chocolate. Working on a story which may get posted! It's been long enough.
Of course. The entire story doesn't need to be explicit though. I would feel robbed if I got a Danielle Steele-esque sex scene.