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browncoffee
2 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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No. I feel kind of silly sometimes if I get off to porn (alone) but when I have a partner in crime, I never feel bad.
if it was a moment of idiocy, you wouldn't have posted the thread. i'm trying to think of a witty response but really, i can't be bothered anymore.
Writing a story about boobs. I'm not sure if it's utterly fantastic or a piece of nonsensical crap.

Coffee, please, with lots of milk and lots of sugar. Anyone feel like having sex in my company so I can figure out how to write a sex scene? Maybe I should just spy on Laura and Mike.
Bill, I missed you so much. The alliteration, especially.

Buz, I'm sorry you've been sick and Sara too. Get well soon.

Tonya, I'm sorry about your dog. Let's join Sara and have tea! I love tea!
Yay Alan! Since I became a moderator, I've seen a good few stories where people credit jwren for editing and I've come to crave those stories because they're always immaculate! Thank you for being so generous with your time and helping people tell the stories they want to.
Bill's been gone too long! Wtf has his grandson done with him?! I guess I'll just help myself to a few pints of lemonade.
I thought about changing the order of mine but really, my first friend here is the first person who requested me and will always hold a special place in my heart even though I don't think we've ever corresponded but wtf, his avatar is waaaayyy hot.
Quote by doctorlove


Why does he have to be man enough? Why can't you just be happy?


Why are you assuming things about me? If you want a woman to be a 'slut' to one man, then I'd naturally expect him to have some degree of dominance which is what I meant by 'man enough'. Is a woman really going to act like a slut if her partner's super polite and boring? No. At least I wouldn't. And I'm pretty happy, actually.
Let's get this party started!! Where's the stripper?? I expect an Adonis. I'll have champagne followed by lemonade followed by a Hannah followed by a champagne to toast Verbal's success, followed by lemonade and all of it can go on the handsome Mark's tab. Partayyyyy!!!
Not gonna lie; once I had the flu and was given a pair of long 'janes'. No opening. They were really just thermal leggings lol
Happy birthday to a lovely, beautiful woman. Hope you have a thoroughly wonderful day.
Yknow when you or Twitter stalk someone and accidentally like a post from years ago? I just hit the quote button on an ancient forum thread by mistake and nearly had a heart attack. Ffs. And no, I won't tell you who I was stalking. I should really be asleep.
Tonya, I'm so glad your son's okay. Last year my brother crashed his car on the motorway; it was icy and he swears the car did a 360 but he got out without a scratch. The car was scrapped. Sometimes we're so lucky.

I'll have tea, please. I'm sitting in sprite's throne whether or not she's already there.
If it just guesses, I don't think I have anything for it. If it could give answers like an actual fortune teller, that'd be way cool.
Quote by oceanrunner


I'd be happy to contribute my share of the winnings from the most recent competition toward the "titty kitty" so that the contribution from lush could be a shade larger.



So generous, from one so old. I thought men of your age were miserly. Or have you moved along to sugar daddy stage?

Seriously though, that's really cool of you.
Quote by MadMartigan


Hahahahahahahhahahaja.

Good luck trying to get her to enter.


Challenge accepted!!
Hi Sara, Tonya, Verbal, Bill, adagio.

I'll have hot chocolate. Working on a story which may get posted! It's been long enough.
Quote by Dancing_Doll
A great theme and a very worthy cause. I'm already looking forward to reading some of these entries!


I'm looking forward to reading yours.
Of course. The entire story doesn't need to be explicit though. I would feel robbed if I got a Danielle Steele-esque sex scene.