I almost posted something seriously pretentious here by caught it
Tea?
There's only three entries yet! I feel there should be a special badge for the top three. Nothing makes people more excited than badgessssss.
My instinct is to look away if someone catches me watching them. I can't help it. I don't really have any eye contact game when it comes to guys but me and my siblings have eye contact communication perfected. It's one of the best things in my life and I'm dead serious.
I met this guy who was moderately attractive and nice to me and I felt very certain that one day he'd be rich so when he asked me to marry him I said yes. He's not rich yet and he's not as nice to me anymore but I'll let you know when I own a yacht. It'll be soon. I feel it.
looks beautiful. i used to use fountain pens at school but never did anything decent with them. seems like a good thing to get into.
i'm too distracted by how pretty the OP's avatar is. wow.
i want a lemonade. did sprite tell you all that her throne is my property until she returns? i have to keep it clean and not spill anything or make crumbs. i'm disappointed to see so few entries into the tits competition. are you guys entering? i don't have the time to stalk you all but i'm definitely entering and i hope most of you will too. especially that Emily character.
not much tbh. i much prefer group activities where everyone is physically involved.
i need to steal this woman and replace my husband with her
all 18 go down on me but only 13 are good at location location location
there's a big sign saying 'stripe', a hot guy rearranges the letters to 'sprite' then this girl appears who fucks everyone to death. don't go. not worth it.
lollipop?