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lol. it is rather demanding.
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lol. it is rather demanding.
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lol. it is rather demanding.
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pssst! brown coffee! Sprite says she's scared of you...
OMG, I missed YOU off the list!
Thanks for reminding me. I'll update it soon. x 
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I'm in! Spoiler Alert, about a married couple who breaks out of their rut.
Yay, Michael!
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Quote by TonyaL
It's quite early here and I think I'll have some tea. I'm trying Hannah can't promise it'll be done but I am trying. Have a great Tuesday
Tonya, that's all I ask! Thank you.
Brought you some tea. There's milk if you want it. For sugar, please see me.
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You can hide, but you will be found. Thinking of making a second account on here where I pose as Tay Tay and enter the competition and then make loads of drama and drive you all insane.
Enter the competition, or I WILL find you.
P.S. I found all these lovely nature gifs. Idk why, but they really resonate with me.
Enter the competition, or I WILL find you.
P.S. I found all these lovely nature gifs. Idk why, but they really resonate with me.
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Quote by Buz
Please tell me it wasn't a comic book. I don't think I could take that.
I'm PROBABLY going to see her again on Saturday so I'll question her further. I'm sure you're all dying to know the details of the book which was subjected to such a cruel and selfish attack.
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I was talking to a friend this weekend. This was the conversation.
Me: I haven't been on holiday in ages.
Friend: I went to France this summer with my husband.
Me: That's cool. What did you do?
Friend: Lay on the beach, reading.
Me: Ah. I'm so jealous. What did you read?
Friend: *names book which i've forgotten the title of*
Me: Oh, was it a good story?
Friend: Yeah, it was great. I started reading it, got halfway through and then my husband wanted to read it, so I tore the book in half and gave him the first half, while I continued to read the second half.
Me: (nervously) What, like you ripped the actual book in half?
Friend: (unperturbed) Yeah. Good idea, right?
Me: *silence*
I don't think I can be her friend anymore.
I'm still in shock.
Me: I haven't been on holiday in ages.
Friend: I went to France this summer with my husband.
Me: That's cool. What did you do?
Friend: Lay on the beach, reading.
Me: Ah. I'm so jealous. What did you read?
Friend: *names book which i've forgotten the title of*
Me: Oh, was it a good story?
Friend: Yeah, it was great. I started reading it, got halfway through and then my husband wanted to read it, so I tore the book in half and gave him the first half, while I continued to read the second half.
Me: (nervously) What, like you ripped the actual book in half?
Friend: (unperturbed) Yeah. Good idea, right?
Me: *silence*
I don't think I can be her friend anymore.
I'm still in shock.
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Competition list:
Already entered
VirgoGo https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/the-second-final-war-2.aspx
Burquette https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/gutenberg.aspx
Entering (anyone who thinks their name doesn't belong on this list is WRONG because you've given me some tiny indication that you might possibly consider and in my mind, that means you're entering)
Oceanrunner
Seeker4
CurvyGalore
Lauradj
RumpleForeskin
TonyaL
GillianLeeeza
Denim_Daisy10
Emily260
Green_Man
sprite
PhilU
Status Unknown/Undecided
HeraTeleia (REPLY TO MY MESSAGE!!)
ShamelessFlirt (could be excused on the grounds of having a sexy AF voice)
IAMLOVE (pretty please?)
Buz (make it about the Dawgs or something?!)
Lilly (poets make the best writers)
Adagio (this competition is like your jam. i mean, you own a bookshop!)
Pentup47 (enter, enter, enter)
Elizabethblack (i love your avatar)
Excerpt from my 'other' list
Verbal
(and yeah, there are a LOT of people on this list, including; Katy Perry (no-one messes with my Tay Tay), Calvin Harris (no-one messes with my Tay Tay), Kanye West (no-one messes with my TAY TAY ), Perez Hilton (ugh), LM (girl from school who betrayed me even though I deserved to be betrayed), HF (another girl from school but I betrayed her and I feel terrible about it so I must try to hate her for my own sanity), Mr Taylor (teacher who was fat)... and a recent addition is my significant other who has yet to provide me with birthday cake.
I'll have a strong cup of tea, please.
Already entered
VirgoGo https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/the-second-final-war-2.aspx
Burquette https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/gutenberg.aspx
Entering (anyone who thinks their name doesn't belong on this list is WRONG because you've given me some tiny indication that you might possibly consider and in my mind, that means you're entering)
Oceanrunner
Seeker4
CurvyGalore
Lauradj
RumpleForeskin
TonyaL
GillianLeeeza
Denim_Daisy10
Emily260
Green_Man
sprite
PhilU
Status Unknown/Undecided
HeraTeleia (REPLY TO MY MESSAGE!!)
ShamelessFlirt (could be excused on the grounds of having a sexy AF voice)
IAMLOVE (pretty please?)
Buz (make it about the Dawgs or something?!)
Lilly (poets make the best writers)
Adagio (this competition is like your jam. i mean, you own a bookshop!)
Pentup47 (enter, enter, enter)
Elizabethblack (i love your avatar)
Excerpt from my 'other' list
Verbal
(and yeah, there are a LOT of people on this list, including; Katy Perry (no-one messes with my Tay Tay), Calvin Harris (no-one messes with my Tay Tay), Kanye West (no-one messes with my TAY TAY
), Perez Hilton (ugh), LM (girl from school who betrayed me even though I deserved to be betrayed), HF (another girl from school but I betrayed her and I feel terrible about it so I must try to hate her for my own sanity), Mr Taylor (teacher who was fat)... and a recent addition is my significant other who has yet to provide me with birthday cake. I'll have a strong cup of tea, please.
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Quote by Verbal
She is kind of a thug, albeit kind of a hot one. That's why I started calling Hannah Special K instead. Because who doesn't want to be named after a low-fat, high fiber, virtually tasteless breakfast cereal?
My ass, though.
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ahem. *pulls out my 'cuff bag, sets it on the bar* well?
*delivers mind-blowing spanking*
Since you can no longer sit down, can I occupy your throne?
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ps - i haven't bothered to put on undies since you promised to spank me. still waiting (im)patiently...
We have to handcuff you to the bar first. WHERE ARE THE HANDCUFFS PEOPLE?! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY FFS.
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Quote by sprite
Tracy Flick is a thug. a sweet, sexy thug, but still, a thug.
I'm assuming thug stands for Talented Hot Unique and Gorgeous?
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Tracy Flick would like to book a table for one tomorrow from which she will mercilessly wade through responses to her list and praise/encourage/attack all patrons.
Meanwhile, I'll take a lemonade (please.)
Meanwhile, I'll take a lemonade (please.)
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No. But only because the guilt would eat me up and I'd overcompensate so much that I'd exhaust myself and possibly explode. And it wouldn't be an explosion of snowflakes or glitter or confetti but an enormous puff of black smoke and soot because I'd be so burnt up inside. Also, I used to be a good liar when I was younger but now I can't lie at all so I'd be doomed from the start because cheating isn't cheating without much cunning deceit etc.
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Quote by Green_Man
Hannah, I fully intend to enter the competition. I just need to let the "idea" stew a bit in my brain. I've entered the majority of competitions in the past five years, since I joined Lush on June 9th, 2012.
I haven't done so well in these contests. I was happy when the Magical Sex Stories comp was announced on January 19, 2106. I came in sixth place. It was a wonderful birthday present, because that just happened to be my birthday. Every one else in the top ten got an EP or an RR. I didn't. I am the 'Charlie Brown' of contests. If not for bad luck I would have no luck at all.
But I have decided to keep on keepin' on and enter again. So, in the next 'fortnight' I shall enter once more, Hannah. I do hope you'll be pleased with the effort.
Now, I need some coffee to get my gears grinding, if you please barkeep Rump man.
You're an inspiration. And I'm so pleased that so many of you are going for it.
Emily, please follow the example set by so many of the regulars. I'll be heartbroken if you don't. Just sayin'
@verbal. I love Reese Witherspoon but I haven't even seen that movie. Has anyone watched Big Little Lies? I read the excellent book but haven't seen the show yet.
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How long is a fortnight ?
Aww since you said please I'll give it a try but not sure how good it will be....
Haven't written a story before so it might be a fun challenge
You're awesome.
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Didn't realise I'd taken so long to get around to this list business. I had to go back to page 835 to find where I was. 
ANYWAY
With regards to the Bookish competition, I have the following
Already entered
VirgoGo https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/the-second-final-war-2.aspx
Burquette https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/gutenberg.aspx
Entering
Oceanrunner (if you renege on your promise, my life is a lie!)
Seeker4 (please hang in there!)
CurvyGalore (yay!)
Lauradj (you are a true BFF)
RumpleForeskin ('shaping up' is as good as done!)
TonyaL (hope your idea's taking shape!)
GillianLeeeza (i know you can do it! you're such a great writer. why not throw a cocktail umbrella in there? as a bookmark or something?!)
Status Unknown/Undecided
Denim_Daisy10 (please enter.)
sprite (books can have tentacles too.)
HeraTeleia (ooh, i need to harrass you!)
ShamelessFlirt (you can use any many ellipses as you like.)
IAMLOVE (your last story was brilliant and I need to comment on it!)
Emily260 (or you'll be kidnapped by cats.)
Buz (please let an amazing idea hit him on the ass. please.)
Green_Man (had an idea? *hopeful face*)
Lilly (make my day? please?)
PhilU (VG needs to send someone to whip this guy into a writing frenzy)
Adagio (we're friends now, after all...)
Pentup47 (hi!)
Elizabethblack (also, hi, and i feel like we should be friends)
Excerpt from my 'other' list
Verbal
There's about a fortnight left so get writing, guys. Or else.
ANYWAY
With regards to the Bookish competition, I have the following
Already entered
VirgoGo https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/the-second-final-war-2.aspx
Burquette https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/gutenberg.aspx
Entering
Oceanrunner (if you renege on your promise, my life is a lie!)
Seeker4 (please hang in there!)
CurvyGalore (yay!)
Lauradj (you are a true BFF)
RumpleForeskin ('shaping up' is as good as done!)
TonyaL (hope your idea's taking shape!)
GillianLeeeza (i know you can do it! you're such a great writer. why not throw a cocktail umbrella in there? as a bookmark or something?!)
Status Unknown/Undecided
Denim_Daisy10 (please enter.)
sprite (books can have tentacles too.)
HeraTeleia (ooh, i need to harrass you!)
ShamelessFlirt (you can use any many ellipses as you like.)
IAMLOVE (your last story was brilliant and I need to comment on it!)
Emily260 (or you'll be kidnapped by cats.)
Buz (please let an amazing idea hit him on the ass. please.)
Green_Man (had an idea? *hopeful face*)
Lilly (make my day? please?)
PhilU (VG needs to send someone to whip this guy into a writing frenzy)
Adagio (we're friends now, after all...)
Pentup47 (hi!)
Elizabethblack (also, hi, and i feel like we should be friends)
Excerpt from my 'other' list
Verbal
There's about a fortnight left so get writing, guys. Or else.
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Might be interesting to not enter just to find out the outcome.
Although given the mood I'm in right now, I may not have a choice. Every now and then I get into this mood where I hate everything I write. I've nearly deleted during these moods but sanity has prevailed and I've usually only deactivated for a day or two. So, I tend to not be very productive. For instance, I wrote a few paragraphs for a non-Lush story I've wanted to do for probably a year or so, read over what I wrote, SHIFT-DEL. So, while I do have a draft comp entry, I'm actually afraid to look at it for fear I'll be so unhappy with it that I will blast it back into raw bits and bytes.
Yes, it's probably depression because there's other stuff that goes with it, too.
Feel better soon. I'm rooting for you, and your story. Coco Pop
Happy birthday to one of the most incredible people I've ever met! 
Thanks for making me laugh all the time and for being so nice even though you're a rockstar.
And you wanted to see his tits, so:
Thanks for making me laugh all the time and for being so nice even though you're a rockstar. And you wanted to see his tits, so:
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I'm going to be making a list about the competition very soon so for a free Hannah, ensure your entry is in ASAP. Anyone who doesn't enter will find their name on my other list (in red and underlined) unless they let me change their avatar for a while. Or something.
Meanwhile, I'll have a late night lemonade. I found a half written old story which I quite like and might try to finish. I don't usually do things like this. It's like going back to your ex for sex.
Isn't it rach's birthday tomorrow? She gets spanked too, right??? I'll sit in her throne and watch over proceedings.
Meanwhile, I'll have a late night lemonade. I found a half written old story which I quite like and might try to finish. I don't usually do things like this. It's like going back to your ex for sex.
Isn't it rach's birthday tomorrow? She gets spanked too, right??? I'll sit in her throne and watch over proceedings.
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Quote by Verbal
Thanks SK.
I am, for the next week, James Dean (not Deen, please note).
I love Steinbeck, though occasionally he gets too sentimental for my tastes. But my favorite book of all time is The Grapes of Wrath, so I guess I can't complain.
you look ravishing, fam.
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Quote by sprite
i have a violent side, you know.
Everyone knows already. Or at least my butt does. *rubs behind forlornly*
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How long did it take to dash that off?
A few seconds.
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Quote by Verbal
Thanks for the koffee.
Since you changed your avatar to Ms. Flick for an ENTIRE WEEK on my birthday, I will gladly change mine to whoever you like for the week following yours. Name it. Federer, DFW, Melania Trump, Chtulhu, Bugs Bunny, Space Ghost, Nev from Catfish (undiscussed in these pages but my daughter and I are seriously hooked to that show), Aleister Crowley, Jesus, Kid Rock, Hannah Montana, yadayadayada.
And you are hungover, so have your husband clean up all that glass. He'll be happy to, I'm sure.
Wow!! I was not expecting that. Wow wow wow. Okay. Federer is tempting. Then I'm thinking a young James Stewart since we both apparently like It's A Wonderful Life. Hmmm. Or Bono. But is he hot enough? But I figured you at least vaguely like Steinbeck and since James Dean was in East of Eden and was hot AF, I found a picture of him where he's even drinking koffee!!! It's fate!
I hope you deem it worthy. And kongrats on the award again.
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Hi, Hannah. Sorry I missed your b-day. Too busy with life to be on Lush. Next tea is on me. I'll have mine with a shot of BBB, Rump.
Don't be sorry! You're so lovely and thank you for the tea.