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stop talking about my butt. i'm hungover this morning and already broke two things after my husband broke a glass and everything is just a mess. but VERBAL has an AWESOME AWARD!!! i'm so happy. i mean, i knew he was awesome already but now it's official and i could not be happier. he's - just delightful. and yes, he's my wingman so don't any of you try to steal him, okay?

i'll buy him all the koffee he can drink.
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omg yes. yes. yes. yes. and another yes.

i love verbal. when this award idea came out, i racked my brains for deserving people and could only come up with two (this was before i knew a lot of you, okay?!) Verbal was one of those two. he's funny and sweet and genuine and he cares about his writing and he appreciates other people's writing and he recommended a book (IJ) to me which i'm still in the middle of but i still appreciate the recommendation, AND i can fangirl about roger federer to him without judgement. and he loves coffee. and he calls me special k. i mean, what more could anyone want?! he's such a good writer too. and just so perfect.

disclaimer; i'm not obsessed with this man. i just think he is DEFINITELY deserving of this awesome award.
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Hellooooo everyone. Rach sent me here for my birthday spankings and I was too flattered to say no. So... yeah. Maybe I ought to get drunk first. I've never been drunk before. You'll have to tempt me with a very pretty series of cocktails or is that too much to ask in this joint?? Anyway, I tried to postpone my birthday to Friday but apparently I'm not allowed. So... Let's get this over with. All drinks are on me today!!
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I haven't a clue. Too young. I'm sorry for the innocent people who were killed and injured that day and for the hundreds of thousands around the world that have also been injured or killed senselessly since then.
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Immediately. You do know that for these arrangements, all payments are in arrears (so to speak)?


in her rear? wtf are you paying her with? i once read a novel where a criminal in prison kept cash in a condom in her butt. delightful.
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I'm late to the party and it's fine if the booze and cake section of the celebrations are over but I would still like to give my belated wishes. Hope you had a truly lovely day, Tom.
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So - does anyone here agree that *gummy bears* shouldn't be allowed for ANY country? I just don't fancy the idea of blowing up millions of people.
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Hi everyone,

I've just experienced the ultimate in mixed feelings - being left off Hannah's list. No, it's not because I'm actually dead... but maybe it's been a while between virtual drinks. And maybe, if I sneak out quietly, I might stay off the list. Actually, I had an idea for the comp which I quite liked, except it would probably go over the word limit by, oh, I don't know, probably about 20 000 words or so. And I might not get it finished until late October... 2022.


I did not miss you off! How would I forget my favourite kangaroo-avatared friend?!

You're entering, RIGHT??
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I'll have a hot buttered Hannah as well.


there's only one going. do you want rach's leftovers? sorry, silly question, of course you do. *sigh*
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With regards to the Bookish competition, I have the following

Already entered (people on this list get a free Hannah and/or widespread admiration)

VirgoGo

Entering
Oceanrunner
Seeker4

Not Entering

This list is blank because the person on it died in mysterious circumstances.

Status Unknown/Undecided
Verbal (your entry should kontain no 'k's)
CurvyGalore
Denim_Daisy10
sprite (plz?)
HeraTeleia
RumpleForeskin
ShamelessFlirt
GillianLeeeza
IAMLOVE
Emily260
Buz
Lauradj
Green_Man
Lilly
PhilU


Kindly state your intentions everyone.
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Quote by sprite


for the bartender - i'd like a hot buttered Hannah, please.


i'm not meant to be behind the bar, but i'll make an exception and serve you shortly. (serve? or service? hmm.)
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TGIF TGIF TGIF

Will be visiting this establishment over the weekend in order to compile lists and harass innocent drunkards. Get writing those comp entries, people!!!
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i want rights for unicorns from third world universes. the other unicorns act like they're not even unicorns. it's fucked up.
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George and Amal Clooney would be pretty awesome I think...


I would actually love that.
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My question asked 'can he?' Not 'do you want him to be'? Please stick to the question in hand and vote accordingly. Your personal wishes are irrelevant (unless you choose the Tay Tay option).
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the entire world is losing. gummy bears (*edited by moderator to aleviate stress to other members)** shouldn't exist. nobody should have them. it's the sickest kind of hypocrisy.

** i used blue because it's soothing. - sprite
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Quote by oceanrunner


Yes. And "whom."


A gold star for you. *eyeroll*

Scott, I'm glad you're planning to enter.
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I'm assuming you mean intentions regarding the competition? Unfortunately, I'm living off of past work and wouldn't be capable of competing. My mind is awash with ideas, tentacle and otherwise but it would take me far too long to complete the task.


hmm. no harm in giving it a try? only 2,500 words...
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Quote by seeker4
As a (non-practicing) librarian, I love this theme. Not sure if I'll get something written, but I'll take a stab at it for sure.


i really hope you enter.
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Go for it - I am now fully immune to Special K's Flick-like machinations, and won't be entering.

What would REALLY rock would be to write it in a Lovecraftian style. I'm not even sure I'd know how to do that.

Hmmm. Maybe I will give it a shot. A bespectacled, betentacled yet suspiciously hot librarian at Miskatonic County Library....

Burrbin for everyone, barkeep.


Immune? Please. It's on.

Everyone else should declare their intentions so I know who to harass etc.

Mike?
Em? (I know it's a long shot but please, please, please?)
Bill?
Buz?
Curvy?
Mr Flirt?
Laura?
Gil?
Lilly?
Margot?

I'll count Rach out for now on account of her being busy occupied with our affair and whatnot.

I'll be back shortly to address the names I've missed and to assess your intentions. Choose wisely, people.
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