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I can safely say that in over three years, i have experienced no waning in desire. I will report back in twenty years.
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9 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
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Sometimes I fall asleep on my arm and it goes numb but it just feels weird and the feeling comes back before I can even consider masturbating unfortunately. Life is full of disappointment. 
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Quote by sprite
you're not living up to your user name, ya know...
I'll do hot coffee shots off Rachel, in that case. Idk what that means but I think Buz mentioned it once.
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Quote by Verbal
A metric bunghole of coffee please.
The Flicklessness of Hannah's avatar leaves me listless and enervated.
Aw no!! I'm sorry. I did read the latest Shard last night and enjoyed it thoroughly if that's any konsolation.
I'll have Schweppes lemonade, please.
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Um... first four letters of my favourite city, a random 'h' that I've never noticed for some reason, and the year of my birth. Are you happy now? Sheesh....
The H was for me, wasn't it?! You loved me before you ever knew me! Love you too, fam!
Why are we up so late lol
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First five letters of my favourite city, plus my year of birth.
Cheshire?? Always thought that was a county.
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Quote by Verbal
You STILL have Tracy as your avatar!? You've grown unexpectedly fond of her, haven't you? I thought you might.
A bucket of coffee please.
I decided to keep her for a week. See the blog post on my profile for further klarifikation.
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It would pretty much mean there would have to be some kind of plot. Might be fun, and it would be general enough that it could result in a really wide variety of fun things.
As opposed to..? A story without a plot? Isn't that impossible? You're not getting old, are you? I'm worried about you, fam.
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Idk. I've had lots of guys hurriedly excuse themselves while talking to me. Then again, perhaps I'm just a poor conversationalist.
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No. Unwillingly? How? Why? A little confused here. Do you mean unwittingly? Like accidentally? Again, no.
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Come on guys! Get these orders rolling in!
I'll have a Hannah in the biggest glass you can find, Bill. Thank you all for the very kind words. You truly are my fam and I adore you all.
I'll have a Hannah in the biggest glass you can find, Bill. Thank you all for the very kind words. You truly are my fam and I adore you all.
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I don't really know what to say without sounding clichéd. So... thank you. To the site and the judges and everyone who entered. Hmmm. What else? I did not expect to be above a lot of the entries but I must sadly accept it. It's a difficult life.
Everyone come to Rump's and I'll buy drinks for you all!
And congratulations to everyone who placed and to everyone who got into the competition and entered. It's what makes it fun.
Everyone come to Rump's and I'll buy drinks for you all!
And congratulations to everyone who placed and to everyone who got into the competition and entered. It's what makes it fun.
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had the writing bug lately (about time, right?). kind of trying to figure out what i need to be working on next. suggestions welcome. in the mean time, absinthe, please.
Write about two hot girls who meet on the internet. One is American and one is British (but warm coffee coloured). They seduce a ridiculously hot man and also rob him because he's kind of an asshole but very rich. And there should be kitty ears and lollipops but please hold the ketchup.
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Yo yo yo why's it so quiet in here? Has the booze killed everyone?? I'll play it safe and have some iced lemonade, please. The sharper eyed patrons amongst you (the alive ones) may notice my new avatar. It is up for a limited time only and is an ode to our Shard writing, koffee konsuming Verbal. Hey, if he's out if town, shall we all go party on his front lawn? At least this time he won't be able to hurl those hefty copies of Infinite Jest at us. (No, I haven't finished it yet! ) Anyone working on new stories? Bill, are you saying 'fisting' sub in the very uncomfortable dirty way or does it mean something I've missed? I'm tryna write a poem. I'm sure you all will await it with eager anticipation, especially Mike who privately deems all my poetic efforts as pretentious and obscenely executed. 
I'm meant to be working so yes, I will leave now.
After the lemonade.
) Anyone working on new stories? Bill, are you saying 'fisting' sub in the very uncomfortable dirty way or does it mean something I've missed? I'm tryna write a poem. I'm sure you all will await it with eager anticipation, especially Mike who privately deems all my poetic efforts as pretentious and obscenely executed. I'm meant to be working so yes, I will leave now.
After the lemonade.
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Anyway, I've just been told by someone pretty awesome that she doesn't think it would work out between us.
You thought you had a shot with sprite? Hands off, fam. She's entirely taken.
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I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say...hi. How ya doin'?
Oh, and...
Did I ever tell you I have a thing for brunettes?
Oh, and...
Did I ever tell you I have a thing for brunettes?
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I need to read Rachel's new stuff and even though I detest ketchup, for her I feel obliged to make an exception.
MM is right about Evie's piece which is a stunner and almost certainly podium bound, and I also loved VG's but idk. There was so much variety in this competition!
I'll have a Hannah, please. Where's Margot? Join me?
MM is right about Evie's piece which is a stunner and almost certainly podium bound, and I also loved VG's but idk. There was so much variety in this competition!
I'll have a Hannah, please. Where's Margot? Join me?
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Yes yes yes yes yes!!!!! Bethany is so lovely and real and fun to talk to (we need to do more talking!) Been waiting for this to happen!
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"Now I found another crush, the lush life giving me a rush..."
Zara Larsson is such a boss, though.
Can I have some tea, please? Winding down as my SO tries to wind me up. Who will win? There's only one way to find out... FIGHT!!! (Harry Hill? Anyone? No? I need a life.)
Zara Larsson is such a boss, though.
Can I have some tea, please? Winding down as my SO tries to wind me up. Who will win? There's only one way to find out... FIGHT!!! (Harry Hill? Anyone? No? I need a life.)
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I ain't got a damn clue who's winning this one. I'd have known, if PD had entered. But - she didn't and I don't.
Just vacuumed furiously. Gimme a lemonade. (Please.)
Just vacuumed furiously. Gimme a lemonade. (Please.)
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I ain't got a damn clue who's winning this one. I'd have known, if PD had entered. But - she didn't and I don't.
Just vacuumed furiously. Gimme a lemonade. (Please.)
Just vacuumed furiously. Gimme a lemonade. (Please.)
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No joke, I had this dream that Jen murdered someone but everyone was applauding her because the victim was annoying AF. And she was so chilled out about it. Idk what's wrong with me.
Kan I have some tea?
Kan I have some tea?
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RIP Chester. I was so encouraged earlier this year when Heavy came out. Can't claim to have been a fan but I loved Numb and still do. This really shocked me. It's just so sad.
I did finally read Verbal's latest Shard (Click) which is sublime as is chesh78's latest Angels and Insects. Read them both and then buy me lemonade as a thank you.
Koffee, please.
I did finally read Verbal's latest Shard (Click) which is sublime as is chesh78's latest Angels and Insects. Read them both and then buy me lemonade as a thank you.
Koffee, please.
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Hannah's usurped it... wait, does this mean i get to sit on her lap? cause if it does... WEEE! umm... i mean, weee as in excited squeal, not as in i'm gonna wee on her... unless she lets me...
omg. please no. you can sit on my lap though and stare at your paw as long as you like... HAND! I said HAND!
Thank you to Verbal for reading my comp entry. He left a delightful comment; his next drink is on me, and his next story should have no 'k's in it. I still need to get to the latest Shard which unfortunately has a 'k' in the title! The horror!
Erm. What else?
I'll have coca-cola, thank you.