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browncoffee
8 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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What kinda grown ass woman likes Disney movies so much? Ffs. And I wouldn't wear those boots if you paid me.
Hi everyone. Just stopping by for some kold lemonade, and to tell you all that Verbal's latest Shard (Unguarded) has landed on my favourites list because it is too good and I'm weeping with jealousy. Which is silly because I have to be back at work in literally two minutes. TYPE FASTER TYPE FASTER Ummm... yeah. Maybe I'll post something new soon. Anyway, here's the link to Verbal's jealousy-inducing piece.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/shard-2162-unguarded.aspx
Quote by Wilful
I just collaborated with Browncoffee on Kiss Chasey.

It was a lot of fun to write with such a talented author. We have such different writing styles, and blending them together I think made for a really interesting process. I learned a lot.

It was so exciting to open up the email every day or so and see how our story had grown overnight. Of course, it helped tremendously that neither of us were particularly precious about what we'd written, not that either of us really stomped on each other's work.

I loved it, and I'd love to do it again.


I was secretly very precious about everything and cried every time he deleted a word I wrote.

Other than that, it was fun.
Quote by PAULCOHEN
I love one night stands because they are so passionate and dangerous and there are no responsibilities to anyone.

It is the only time where sex is not a transaction (marriage is atransaction too) but it is PURE LUST and HONEST .It is the definition of freedom and love combined in one night.


Love? Really?
Hello youngsters.

The intensely attractive Wilful and I have written a story together. It's my very first venture into the First Time category which is like, headline news. If Lush had a newsletter, the first page would read HANNAH BLACKBIRD WRITES FIRST TIME FUCKING. Or something. (It's Saturday morning, leave me alone and pretend I'm funny.)

The story is called 'Kiss Chasey'. I hope you like it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/kiss-chasey.aspx
Rather excited to tell you guys that a collaboration between Wilful and myself is now submitted! It should hopefully be up soon. Koffee, please.
Quote by Belthazor


What if he didn't, though?


I can't figure out a funny enough response to this lol
I'll have lemonade for lunch. Why not stick a cocktail umbrella in it too, so long as Gil allows?

I read Verbal's latest Khard (I know this is getting ridikulous now!) and I adored it. Klassy work, Verbal! Okay, I'm leaving!
Top tip. You must wear clothes while dealing with such equipment, otherwise even inanimate objects are distracted and awed. Hence the wistful 'buzzing' sound.
Quote by Verbal
So, everyone complains about too many Mod boobs when times are busy. But now, during the dog days of summer, when the queue is short and things are chill, not a boob in sight. Sigh. Can there be more Mod boobage when the queue allows? Seems to me there should be a correlation. Boobiness should be predictable, like train schedules, or Presidential tweets.


Predictable? What? So things get stale and boring and everything is a forgone assumption? What kind of world are you trying to create?!
I'd most likely get fired for not reporting suspicions of illegal activity and then would work in a supermarket and work my way to the fucking top (supervisor, store manager, then CEO naturally) because that's just me. (In my humble opinion.)
I hide my Scrabble/Monopoly etc games away from him because he gets uber competitive. Men!
I don't really understand the questions or what kind of response you're looking for.

I don't think it needs to be so complicated. You can meet people anywhere. Literally. ANYWHERE. At work, on the train, at a supermarket even (you realise you have similar interests when examining cleaning liquid or something?) Also, you don't start getting into a relationship with someone only because they're sensitive and rich etc. We're all human. We all have flaws and good things and bad things and most people accept that and work with it. Some people aren't nice and will get ahead but what kind of life is that anyway? You seem kind of angry and I'm not sure why.

Your point about women not initiating a date etc is relevant but less so these days.

Anyway, yeah. The world is pretty screwed up but it's still full of a lot of good people.

I don't even know what I'm talking about. I hope I'm not being insensitive.
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Hi all. sorry to have been mostly absent. did I miss anything good? W my luck, Sprite or Hannah probably tried out the "exercise" pole.

beer me, please, Bill


We did. Simultaneously. Noone was around. It was dark and excellent.

Hopefully that's enough fuel to keep you going.

Umm... I'll have some coffee because why the hell not?

I'm really sad because I saw that Verbal's latest Shard was up but a quick glance informed me that it contained many a 'k'. Kould life get any more tragik?
I let guys fuck my ass before they even kiss me. Wtf is the point in foreplay anyway?