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Howdy folks
Yay for good news here
For those feeling sick ...feel better soon
I'm still feeling yucky I'm hoping mine are allergies
A large sweet tea might help
I'm go back to hiding in the dark corner now
Good luck on your new job Hannah.
Yep, I think alt+148 is pretty much ingrained now, maybe I should make that my lush password... bazinga!
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Hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday. Good luck at the new job tomorrow, BC!
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Of course you can has a cinnamon roll. Oh a new job, very exciting. Best of luck for your first day.
great poster lol 
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In case you missed it, Jen and I have been at it again. Continuing our streak of stories about really naughty cheating couples, we penned "After Dinner Minx" about a bunch of married friends at a restaurant, and the antics of two members of the group who sneak away.
If you like your quickie sex needy, dangerous and terribly hot, this might just be the story for you. Thank you for checking it out.
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no one is better than cats. or disney. we demand an apology.
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go check your PMs... *Snickers*
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Now who the hell is gonna put this most desirable new customer's next beer on their tab?
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I'll read your story today
It contains SEX.
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Coffee for me please. Speaking of, the lovely browncoffee has a new story up. (About time too.) As you may have expected its brilliant. Hope everyone has a safe weekend. Up here in the North its a long weekend. Traditionally we Canadians spend the weekend making offerings to the Sun God and finishing all those jobs we put off because the weather was too nice. of course if the weather is nice (and it is) said jobs will be put off until Thanksgiving.
I haven't finished a story in ages so I'm glad I finally got one up, it was mostly due to lyfbuz relentlessly badgering me. Quote by LYFBUZ
I would like a lemonade please, in honour of browncoffee's recent reappearance.
rainbow colours even. Alas I can't stand having pubic hair so can't do it. 
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Hey BC, long time no see! Lemme buy you another sparkling water. I'll sit and subliminally whisper, "It's really sugar, it's reallly sugar," in your ear as you drink it.
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Try this:
1/2 lemon sliced, 1/2 lime sliced, 5 half slices of cucumber, add water and ice to taste. Super refreshing and I've heard you can even add alcohol. You can always add extra lime and lemon juice too.
