Quote by Frank_Lee
My favorite thing about this story is that you did half the work
Felt like I did nothing tbh
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Felt like I did nothing tbh
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browncoffee
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 32
England
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Felt like I did nothing tbh
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Quote by sprite
Nick wants all the judges picks in by Nov 13, so probably be announced the 14 i am guessing. also, anyone who didn't enter probably didn't win or place.
You always make me laugh lol.
Köffee please. I don't want to get up!
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Wrote a new flash with Mr Frank Lee. Could we be any lazier lol, collaborating on a flash?! ?
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-mirror-image-.aspx
Could we be any lazier lol, collaborating on a flash?! ?https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-mirror-image-.aspx
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It could possibly mean she doesn't want you specifically but she's too polite to say so she says she's into something you can never be. Maybe.
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Quote by vanessa26
Be forewarned the main characters name is Hannah ..lol
Your tea is on me
I'm currently sitting in a really amazing cigar lounge smoking a coffee flavoured cigar
It's delicious
Lol omg. Thanks for the tea! We don't have cigar lounges here. In fact, all smoking has to be outdoors, I think. A cigar lounge sounds like fun though!
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Quote by Denim_Daisy10
Howdy folks
Yay for good news here
For those feeling sick ...feel better soon
I'm still feeling yucky I'm hoping mine are allergies
A large sweet tea might help
I'm go back to hiding in the dark corner now
Good luck on your new job Hannah.
Thank you, Sara. Hope you feel better soon.
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Thank you to Ms. Racy, Verbal, Vanessa and CG for the best wishes, you guys are the best. Yep, I think alt+148 is pretty much ingrained now, maybe I should make that my lush password... bazinga!
The cover is awesome, Vanessa, I'll check out the story asap.
Téa, please.
Yep, I think alt+148 is pretty much ingrained now, maybe I should make that my lush password... bazinga!The cover is awesome, Vanessa, I'll check out the story asap.
Téa, please.
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Quote by techgoddess
Hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday. Good luck at the new job tomorrow, BC!
Thanks ever so much, Kat.
I think I need a lemönade (omg, I remembered alt+148! usually i do them on my phone lol)
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Quote by Lauradj
Of course you can has a cinnamon roll. Oh a new job, very exciting. Best of luck for your first day.
Thank you.
great poster lol 
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I'm here second! Also as Laura's bfff I feel like I deserve a cinnamon roll(?)
Starting a new job tomorrow. Kind of excited, I think.
Köffee, please.
Starting a new job tomorrow. Kind of excited, I think.
Köffee, please.
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I guess maybe they exaggerate it a bit? I don't think the actual orgasm has ever lasted more than twenty seconds for me. Of course it feels good after but it's not the actual orgasm.
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Quote by WannabeWordsmith
In case you missed it, Jen and I have been at it again. Continuing our streak of stories about really naughty cheating couples, we penned "After Dinner Minx" about a bunch of married friends at a restaurant, and the antics of two members of the group who sneak away.
If you like your quickie sex needy, dangerous and terribly hot, this might just be the story for you. Thank you for checking it out.
If Jen wasn't my wife and already having an affair with sprite, I'd think you two were hooking up or something.
Looking forward to the latest collab! You two make an amazing writing team.
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Verbal has made me want to write my first ever trilogy. I hope I do. idk if I will. I need lëmonade I think.
I always root for Serena but it's really nice to see a new face in the final.
I always root for Serena but it's really nice to see a new face in the final.
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I'm still amazed that verbal named his cat DFW. It's somehow extraordinary and yet very cute.
Thanks for the t-shirt, Vanessa, I love it.
Kóffëè, please.
Thanks for the t-shirt, Vanessa, I love it.
Kóffëè, please.
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Quote by sprite
no one is better than cats. or disney. we demand an apology.
I'm sorry you have such a high opinion of me (?)
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Quote by sprite
go check your PMs... *Snickers*
*Checks*
From: sprite
To: browncoffee
Subject: ily
Dearest hannah
I love you so much, I dream of you all the time, you're the most hottest thing ever, I adore you, I want you, you're better than cats, better than Disney, I want you to be mine forever I love you so much, you're all I want
sincerely,
Rachel
Oh wow
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Now who the hell is gonna put this most desirable new customer's next beer on their tab?
I will! Hi Kim!
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Quote by vanessa26
I'll read your story today
I hope you don't hate it lol. I'll buy you a drink.
I stumbled across this on YouTube a few nights ago, it really made me laugh. Salma Hayek loves animals!
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Oh I love Richard E Grant btw!! I've seen him in movies but a while ago he had this series on sky I think which was called Richard E Grant's Hotel Secrets where he went around all these luxury hotels, he was so funny and I loved it.
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Thank yoouuuuu to everyone here who read my new story. I feel kind of relieved nobody hated it yet (sometimes people do and they actually PM me to say so lol) i have SO MUCH READING to catch up on. I'm going to get to the competition entries asap.
Tea, please.
Tea, please.
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My newest story is up! It contains SEX.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/-clean-.aspx
It contains SEX.https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/-clean-.aspx
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Coffee for me please. Speaking of, the lovely browncoffee has a new story up. (About time too.) As you may have expected its brilliant. Hope everyone has a safe weekend. Up here in the North its a long weekend. Traditionally we Canadians spend the weekend making offerings to the Sun God and finishing all those jobs we put off because the weather was too nice. of course if the weather is nice (and it is) said jobs will be put off until Thanksgiving.
Lovely?! Me?! Lol thanks for being so kind.
I haven't finished a story in ages so I'm glad I finally got one up, it was mostly due to lyfbuz relentlessly badgering me.This is the link for anyone interested:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/-clean-.aspx
I hope the drunken hurricane doesn't do too much damage.
Köffee, please. I'm so glad it's Sunday and I get to clean in peace!
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Finally!! I'm only going to say this once because otherwise his ego will inflate unbearably but lyfbuz is so obviously amazingly awesome. Always always so kind and ready to listen and encouraging and supportive and outrageously flirtatious lol. A really deserving recipient!
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Quote by LYFBUZ
I would like a lemonade please, in honour of browncoffee's recent reappearance.
I'll join you! One part lemonade, five parts sparkling water lol. Happy Friday everyone!
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It actually sounds like it'd be pretty fun lol. Imagine surprising your partner. rainbow colours even. Alas I can't stand having pubic hair so can't do it.
rainbow colours even. Alas I can't stand having pubic hair so can't do it.