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30 Jul 2019

Quote by LYFBUZ

I can help you with attention and flashing. I've been telling everyone you chained yourself to my bed. Welcome back sexy!

I'd like 5 Paralyzers please. Some Mondays just aren't worth it.

Why would I chain myself to your bed?! What a strange thing for a person to do.

It's raining like crazy again.

Köffee, please.

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29 Jul 2019

Is there still more cake???

Lemönade, please.

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28 Jul 2019

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings to all and a simple question for each of our island girls:
Curvy: Where's mine?
Hannah: Where ya been?
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Quote by vanessa26

and where have you been Hannah?

I'm really not sure where I've been lol. I kept meaning to drop in. I haven't written much lately which I HATE (I like getting attention when I post stories lol). Trying to write a flash at least. Mostly enjoying summer.

Hope everyone's well and that Verbal is having a great day. Pour Wine

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28 Jul 2019

Quote by curvygalore

karrot kake it is! Eat it all if you like! Verbs won't know and he'll get his own kake of choice when he shows up. Sorted! ?

Could you be any more amazing!? love10

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28 Jul 2019

Quote by curvygalore

Koffee and kake it is, Hannah! as Verbs hasn't shown up yet, it's your choice of cake! ?

Omg really?! THE PRESSURE. Aargh. I do love karrot kake. Hopefully everyone else does too?! ? If not, I'll eat it all lol

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28 Jul 2019

Omg I heard cake! If it's Verbal's birthday, surely it's kake?

Hey everyone. I'll have köffee, please.

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28 Jul 2019

Congratulations! The story is way way bigger than its category and an excellent read. I love a good thriller. smile

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27 Jul 2019

Happy birthday to one of the nicest people here. You're so generous always, so talented and such fun. Really really really hope you have the best day with your beautiful family. heart

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18 Jul 2019

Huge congratulations to the winners and everyone who entered. I knew curious Annie was one to watch after the first story I read of hers: she is an amazing writer and her win is so well deserved. Big Hugs

congratulations too to jaded Buddha whose stories are always so perfectly written and to the wonderfully imaginative Ping too.

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3 Jul 2019

SI MUCH READING TO DO!

Lemönade, please.

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3 Jul 2019

I love doing exercise. Beforehand I might be like ugh I don't want to but during and after, I'm always really happy and positive. It clears my mind a lot and kind of revitalises me.

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1 Jul 2019

Quote by LYFBUZ
browncoffee

Oh! Why thank you! coffee

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1 Jul 2019

Congratulations, Jen! You're a ray of sunshine. No, RAYS of sunshine. No, a massive rainbow of sunshine. Big Hugs

(That's my wife, y'know)

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1 Jul 2019

Congratulations to Susie! I loved Tonya's too, and of course Verbal's and Liz's.

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30 Jun 2019

Utterly brilliant story.

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21 Jun 2019

Quote by Frank_Lee
The Kiwi alphabet. It takes up both sides.

I have a kiwi on mine too!

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17 Jun 2019

Happy birthday, Vanessa! smile

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12 Jun 2019

Quote by nicola

I love this.

I've gifted you a gold membership for brightening up my day.

I love that. I love this.

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8 Jun 2019

Quote by 1nympholes

Now Brown Coffee, did you not understand? Be it Enjoy, Enojy or Enoji I bet you did.

I read many of you Forum Comments of here and know you have far too much class to be so petty.

1nympholes

Omg! That was over two years ago! I did used to think I was funny when I said stuff like this lol. Embarassed

Please excuse my pettiness.

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4 Jun 2019

I don't think there's a double standard at all. What do you mean by women "showing it off"? If someone has big boobs, it's kinda obvious. Whereas if someone has a big dick, it's usually not obvious. I don't really understand the question either. You say you only bring up your size to warn women. Women don't need to warn guys. It's two whole different things you're talking about.

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4 Jun 2019

Hey everyone! I love these colourful avatars! Is the party for Vanessa still ongoing? I could use a drink or six. Need to write! Need to read!

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4 Jun 2019

Quote by vanessa26

Haha ..sorry!!

Also I just thought of something I meant to ask
are we supposed to mare our own or is it fine to use anyone we want
that is rainbow of course

Probably a dumb question but I'm just making sure

Yours is AMAZING btw. love10

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4 Jun 2019

I want to enter but I also want to be a judge! Please? ???

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3 Jun 2019

Vanessa is entirely awesome. The kind of person that just makes you smile when you see her avatar. Friendly and kind and just awesome. Did I say awesome? She makes the site a fun and happy place to be. So happy to see this! Big Hugs

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30 May 2019

Quote by Jen

Lesbian threesome?

That's like...*counts*... SIX boobs.

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30 May 2019

Quote by penman5248
Just scrolled down the page and am trying to get my eyesight back to normal after encountering Ping's psycho-doodly cat. I think it erased 2 or 3 plot ideas completely. Fried the relevant brain circuits!

Yesterday was my birthday. Even multiplying all my fingers and toes several times didn't get me to whatever my current age is supposed to be so I gave up. I'm just officially old +1 more year. At least I remembered my birthday this year! Actually had a nice time as my son was in town from Denver for work. Finally got to crack open the bottle of decent French champagne I've had sitting around for 3 years or so waiting for the "right" moment.

He bought us (and installed!) an Amazon Firestick and introduced my wife and I to the joys of bingewatching. Since the weekend we've watched an entire season of two Brit shows on Netflix -- The Bodyguard and Broadchurch. Thriller/drama type shows, lots of psychological tension.

Time for a Guiness, I think, with a Jameson shooter.