Gimme a Hannah. I started my comp entry yesterday. It feels generic and clichéd. Fucking bite me.
Funny story; this is the only story I've ever thought might have got rejected. But it didn't, obviously.
Jen, you need to stop being publicly nice about me. People might find out about all those *special* pictures I sent you.
Duh. Of course. My entire life revolves around sex and massive male genitals. He could be a Tory for all I care. Even UKIP!
Hannah me, please. Just mowed the world's biggest lawn in return for a small bunch of flowers. This H is crazy.
I tend to lean more towards 1st but it makes me feel lazy. Then again, one time I wrote about 2,000 words of a story in 1st and then switched to 3rd with less editing that I expected. It kind of worried me because I felt there should be more differentiation between them. I want to write more in third and move between the characters but I find it really difficult. 1st person just seems like the easy way and I really need to work at 3rd.
Day to day... Zero. I can't deal with washing up and being afraid of damaging jewellery.
It usually comes up with a note at the top saying so.
I've had a look, and you don't have any record of any stories being submitted I'm afraid. Maybe give it another go?
For the gazillionth time, no! The only married man I fuck is the one who's married to ME. Ffs.
