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browncoffee
16 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England
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Hit me up with some serious coffee. I should have started work by now.
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Quote by sprite
go back to bed before i spank you. sheesh.
Yes, your highness.
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I don't get it. I also don't know why I'm awake at 3am. Can I have lemonade?
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Quote by sprite
1.5 hours (or, according to Hannah, a lifetime of torment).
I gotta go to bed, your highness. So that means I have to wait until the morning by which time it'll be like the remnants of a party I didn't go to, all empty bottles and passed out hot folk. It's so unfair!!
Whatever. I'm totally waking up in the middle of the night to check. Lol.
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Quote by MadMartigan
That hurts, even if it's only a minor flesh wound. I wanted to win fair and squarsies so I didn't use my helmet's power. Not my fault jolly ole' England is full'a right tossers.
True dat. Well. Not full. I mean there's me. And all the other Brits on lush.
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Quote by MadMartigan
This is all a result of your continued use of the abomination of language known an "fam."
The torture is real, Hannah. Very real.
Look, buckethead. You might have gotten on Oliver but you didn't oust May. And for that you're not my fam anyway.
Am I being grumpy? I'm sorry. You are my fam. I just gotz to know!!!
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Where the fuck is the bloody announcement? I'm on edge like Annie. Ffs Rachel! What are you doing to us?
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Verbal that is hilarious and thank you!!
Jen, I'm so glad you liked the poem. To be perfectly honest, until I wrote my first poem, I never thought I was anything of a poet. I'm still not sure if people are just being nice to me! I have a huge amount of respect for people who write poetry though. It's so much more draining than story writing. Honestly, it takes forever and takes everything out of me! Maybe I ought to stick to stories.
I'll have... Iced tea. Hot morning.
Jen, I'm so glad you liked the poem. To be perfectly honest, until I wrote my first poem, I never thought I was anything of a poet. I'm still not sure if people are just being nice to me! I have a huge amount of respect for people who write poetry though. It's so much more draining than story writing. Honestly, it takes forever and takes everything out of me! Maybe I ought to stick to stories.
I'll have... Iced tea. Hot morning.
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Poems take so much more effort than stories and they're a fraction of the length. It's like spending hours making one of those fancy little patisserie cakes rather than easily making a full out awesome birthday cake. Anyway. I wrote my second ever poem. I don't feel accomplished enough to label myself a poet but I am glad to have finished it. Read it if you want.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/crawling-back-1.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/crawling-back-1.aspx
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Quote by chesh78
Which makes a nice change from you threatening to kill other people (yeah, I saw the thread...)
Haha, love you, fam! JC4PM in November?
Fam! I'm as harmless as a fluffy bunny. Or kitten.
And yeah, JC4LIFE!!!
*sings Jeremy Corbyn to seven nation army tune*
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It's been a wonderful hot day here. I'll wind down with some iced coca cola if you please.
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Quote by HeraTeleia
Now look at my sig line. G-d knows I don't want to be kneecapped. Plus it's really, really good. I need to figure out how to do that thing where you do that thing where all your Recommended Reads are on one line, or one clicky thing, because I'm pretty sure that my sig line is approaching that ten-line limit.
Love you, H. Bill, just to be clear, H. could kneecap me (as could Her Royal Spriteness) and I would be okay with that--probably even apologise for my knees having been in the way of her Louisville Slugger, given that I'm Canadian.
God, I'm such a bitch! I was kidding! I love you endlessly whether or not I'm in your signature lol. Congratulations again on the RR!
Hope everyone is doing wonderfully.
I wrote my second ever poem and had a small, embarrassing kerfuffle over it. That's all I'm gonna say. I just wanted to use the word kerfuffle.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/crawling-back-1.aspx
Thank you to Margot for being so kind about it. Her next drink is on me!
I'm still in bed. Was planning an epic lie in but there's people cutting down trees outside and I need to go hit them over the head with their fucking chainsaws. Then I'm stealing a chainsaw and seeing if there's any anti government protest that requires my peaceful self.
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Wait, he got even older?? How is that even possible??
Kidding, Mike. You a spring chicken, fam.
Have a good one.
Kidding, Mike. You a spring chicken, fam.
Have a good one.
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It's there now.
https://www.lushstories.com/poetry.aspx?fr=True
It's not that you forgot to look under the Poems tab I s'pose? ;)
No!!! Absolutely not!!! How stupid do you think I am?!
God, I really am dumb. Thanks, Annie. And Bill, too.
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So. My poem just got verified but it's not on the homepage. I think there's a bug whereby if you save a draft and then submit it later on, it acts like the story's been edited and is old so it doesn't come up on the homepage. It's happened once before to me but I was too awesome to mention it. Now I'm just a cow.
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So chesh bumps me off Jen's signature but then puts me on his... hm. Am I allowed to kill either of them? Decisions!
Off to read Jen's piece!
Off to read Jen's piece!
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Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know
I'll believe you, but I don't know who gigi hadid is either.
i'd post a pic (well, a selfie) but lush might burn down.
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Quote by TonyaL
Anyone heard from emmerson lately? Hope all is well.
No. He seems to have gone off the radar. A foolish thing to do, especially since I expect his undivided attention at all times. I hope he'll be back soon.
I'll join Annie in a coffee.
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Quote by Lauradj
Okay, people, try not to get too peanut butter and jelly right now, but I just found a 1909 edition of Paradise Lost for $2 at the charity shop. The lady behind the counter had no idea of the treasure, she had in her hot little hands.
Argh well done!
I always go hunting for valuable books but seem to get home with tattered ones that aren't worth a thing. Still, books! 
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Hello hello.
My latest story is entitled Made in London and is a story of a guy leering at a woman. Standard fare. No, actually, it's kinda deep and romantic in a way. No. Not romantic. More like - lustful. Ugh. I hate that word. Wistful!! Yes, it's wistful!
It is also narrated by my wonderful friend jimmasters and yeah, the audio REALLY sounds great.
I hope you'll have a read/listen/both/whatevs.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/made-in-london.aspx
My latest story is entitled Made in London and is a story of a guy leering at a woman. Standard fare. No, actually, it's kinda deep and romantic in a way. No. Not romantic. More like - lustful. Ugh. I hate that word. Wistful!! Yes, it's wistful!
It is also narrated by my wonderful friend jimmasters and yeah, the audio REALLY sounds great.
I hope you'll have a read/listen/both/whatevs.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/made-in-london.aspx
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Quote by rune
I always enjoy your coffee ... i mean stories, sadly my head can't read them all in one sitand some of friends stories. I'm a slow reader for a maximum 5000 words per read
I will soon get to read all of your story, just be patient with me, your follower
Thank you and there's no rush!
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Thank you Jai, Laura, Simplicity and Jen for being so nice about my banner! It looked horrendous but then I put the black border on and it suddenly appealed to me lol.
BTW if you have a glance at today's birthdays, it's CHESH78's!! I think this calls for a party but then I always want parties. Please? Pretty please?
I'll join chesh in a brew while you think about it.
BTW if you have a glance at today's birthdays, it's CHESH78's!! I think this calls for a party but then I always want parties. Please? Pretty please?
I'll join chesh in a brew while you think about it.
