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browncoffee
1 day ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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Oh yes, zoeys is excellent. Hope someone on a computer will link it. hint hint.

just got home.

a Hannah, please.
and i need to make one of these threads. the only problem wiv lush is that peoples be way too nice!
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Agreed. Spanking, bondage, toys, dominance? Hell yeah. Humiliation and over the top pain? Nah fam, as you would say.


It'll be another tea, thank you Bill.

Your new piece sounds VERY interesting. The same truck, huh? Now I wanna steal that idea!
Mike, as you already know, i adore that story. UN DOS. It's even in my favourites list.

When i was reading it, i had one small qualm. His wife was not fleshed out enough. She seemed vaguely bitchy and i could not understand why he'd married her. Of coursr, i feltyou might have made her this way on purpose; as Malena is the heroine slash protagonist but it irked me a little. It seemed almost too convenient. I would have preferred if maybe he'd fallen for gher first and then they grew apart. She just seemed very cold.

Idk if that's the kinda criticism you were. after but it's all i got, fam. Was a brilliant story.

Excuse the typos... phone!
I think it's okay. I hate when i read a bdsm story and it seems like the dominant is simply cruel. Anything worse than a bruised butt seems excessive. Or when the sub is literally crying. i mean wtf? I read one of those last night and it also said something about tying up someone so their tits were numb. Nah fam. Spanking, butt plugs etc is all fun but when it comes to humiliation or simply cruelty... nah fam.
He's nice and supportive and funny and he can write pretty well too. Also, as you can see in his avatar, he's one seriously hot dude.
Fair enough though it seems rather a long shot to me. Sometimes it's best to let go. There are plenty of other highly entertaining stories to read.
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No, I think it was another site, but I can't remember as it was ages ago.


if you think it was on another (most likely terrible) site, why are you asking here?!
Ooh, Darwin versus The Church!!

Lol

Bethany, i struggle to believe ANYONE could think you're a soulless bitch!
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just popping in to say hi and say that i hope you all are enjoying this beautiful tuesday! a bit too early to hit the booze, but i'd be willing to sip on a half and half. half peach iced tea and lemonade, please and thank you.


ooh sounds delicious! Mind if i join you?
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Just waving hi to all. Hugs to our thirsty Hannah.



hey Margot! Stick around and have a Hannah with me.
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Any more pitiful requests for service?



Absolutely; I'll have lemonade, a hannah, a coffee, a coca cola (on ice), a pepsi, and a trip to the bathroom!
I wouldn't! There is nothing worth my soul.

Lol - sorry to be a grump! Love you, Trinket!
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So. What are porridge oats? What is caster sugar? What is golden syrup? Why do you need 100g butter, plus butter, plus extra butter for greasing (heh). How do you dessicate a coconut? What kind of temperature is "180c/fan 160c/gas 4?" And, Trinks, WTF is a bikkie? And why do I want one?

It sounds easier just to sit here and drink.


Verbal, I'm afraid you appear to be beyond salvation w/r/t to baking. However, I WILL say that in order to 'dessicate' coconut, you have to talk dirty to it. I mean, like FILTHY talk. Enough to make you blush. And if you manage to dessicate the innocent coconut to precisely the right level, the extra butter for greasing will come in VERY handy. Nom.

Wtf, how fucking weird have I become?!

Anyways, I love me some dessicated coconut. (for real. it's delicious.)


Also, Burquette's story is just fantastic. I'm off to comment.

Tea, please.
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No cookies, Hannah, but if anyone wants to duck into the alley behind the bar with me for a puff, I'm game.


Oh yes, fine by me!
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Gingernuts are my signature biscuit.


ooh yummy! We couldn't get any for the party could we?

I love when people be getting engaged!!




JOKE... I SWEAR!!
IDK WHY I WASN'T PREVIOUSLY AWARE BUT OUR VERY OWN VERBAL INCANDENZA IS ENGAGED TO THE BEAUTIFUL LAYLA.

FUCKING PARTY TIME

ANZAC BISCUITS ARE TO THE LEFT.

I'M SO HAPPY!!!