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browncoffee
9 hours ago
Straight Female, 31
England
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The idea of being plagiarised makes me feel sick. I'm feeling lonely this morning
Still in bed. Coffee please. With sugar. And chocolate sprinkles
Still in bed. Coffee please. With sugar. And chocolate sprinkles
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Ooh i love flowers, laura. my friend is going to Mexico and asked me to keep her plants watered. she also gave me a bunch if purdy daffodils and the best thing? Her boyfriend plans to propose during their trip!! I'm so fucking happy for them.
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if you get two soup cans, punch a hole in the bottom of them, and put a string through the hole so that they're attached, it works pretty good (for short distances).
thanks so much rach but i have NEVER had canned soup. I'm a chef.
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Quote by Lauradj
Howdy everyone! How are we all? Hannah, your tennis speak makes me miss the days when I used to play in High School. I was also a keen netballer. Wing-defence was my position as I was tall as an adolescent but now I'm 'average height' at around about 5"8, though I am the shortest of my family.
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i used to play left wing in netball i think. i liked it because i think it was the position where you were allowed to run around the highest percentage of the court! Haven't played in years now. I'm a mere 5 foot 5 so your team would probably kick my ass anyway!
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Good morning! I'm meant to go into work this morning but really want to play tennis. I'm just gonna play tennis. I have a life outside of the office!
Margot ordered the most awesome thing I've ever heard of last night!
I will have a nice cup of tea, please
Margot ordered the most awesome thing I've ever heard of last night!
I will have a nice cup of tea, please
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Quote by the1987
"Hannah's" writing is magnificent. I don't know whether her stories, her coffee, or the real you are hotter. Disturbingly though, "Hannah" enjoys writing with/about old men who can't be half as handsome, intelligent, muscled, well endowed, long lasting or motherfucking gangster as me. If "Hannah" wrote a story about THE1987, she would be purrfect.
I am now owed ceaseless sex and coffee. Ten o'clock sharp.
(I always pay attention.)
Good talk "Hannah". Have you spelled your name wrong? :-)
oh my god
I'm speechless
but do gangsters say stuff like 'purrfect'?
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Quote by Green_Man
I got a ZTE Maven as an upgrade to 4G. It was free from AT&T. Since it's my first smart phone I an clueless as to whether it is good enough or not. You can find reviews readily enough online. And I notice that one can purchase it for less that 100 dollars. That's around 81 pounds. If you want to see the photos it takes I have about 7 in an album on SS. But it does use a Sim card.
thanks so much! By sim free i meant it should take my current sim and not come locked into another network. I'm off to look it up. thanks again!
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sorry, didn't have a stopwatch with me! don't usually carry them in those situations.
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Yay, Phil! My own awesome security guard! 
I'll heed your advice about bears and sprite.
If Mike doesn't want me to have a throne, fine. I won't have one. I'll just sit on the floor.
Verbal, you make me laugh every time you refer to Tracy Flick and I haven't even seen the movie!
I need some advice people. In the market for a new smartphone. A budget one. I.e under £150.00. No deals or nothing. Sim free. Any ideas? I'd really appreciate it because I'm broke and desperate and I know nothing about the unheard of brands.
Lemonade, please.
I'll heed your advice about bears and sprite.If Mike doesn't want me to have a throne, fine. I won't have one. I'll just sit on the floor.
Verbal, you make me laugh every time you refer to Tracy Flick and I haven't even seen the movie!
I need some advice people. In the market for a new smartphone. A budget one. I.e under £150.00. No deals or nothing. Sim free. Any ideas? I'd really appreciate it because I'm broke and desperate and I know nothing about the unheard of brands.
Lemonade, please.
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Wow... thats not very good is it.
hey! I've been misquoted!
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One time i wore a pair of green (brand new) Wellington boots. my husband was so turned on he near enough shot me to the moon. knocked his socks off too. 
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I knew lists were a bad idea. Btw the incrowd is inebriated insolvent blah blah blah. People here aren't like a regular in-crowd. Well, except sprite. She's like... hot.
Thanks for my award, Margot.
Thanks for my award, Margot.
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i've never subscribed for those emails. isn't it easier to just keep that thread open on your phone?
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Bill, I'll take a nice cold, ice cold Hannah. Like me when someone criticises my cooking! lol. Yup, I want that Hannah extra cold!
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And I would like to award a PURR (Phil U Recommended Read) to Hannah's latest story, and not just because I was prompted (actually, I just assumed that no one would care and that most of the regulars here would know that they should go and check it out without my recommendation). But only on one condition - don't go dying on us, because we want more storie...err, I mean, we would miss you terribly!
i'll try my utmost best not to die. i think you should get ME a throne too and wait on me hand and foot just to make sure nothing happens to me. i like things from patisseries and i like lemonade and i like Emersons and people who say nice things about me - wtf - why is sprite looking at me like that?! i think my life may be in danger!
i'm so honoured to be a recipient of the PURR.
thank you so much, Phil. more Skittles for you! 
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I love your new story. OMG. It's should be required reading. It is glorious. Hugs to you, girl wonder.
you're the BEST PERSON EVER. i just love you. like to the sky and back.
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The only really depressing thing about the story was that I couldn't write anything like that if I took months on it. Although, I do get to read stories like that so hey, life's good. But Skittles, you say? Are you sure Emerson won't be jealous?
Don't be so bashful! You're an excellent writer.
Excuse the emoji. I just like that dude.And Emerson won't be jealous. Only Skittles. No dealing with - uh - inventory or anything.
Was my story ever so possibly worthy of a PURR? I would die happy.
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when I realized I was in better hands than my own.
muhahahaha. i will hold this over you FOREVER!
FOREVER, I TELL YOU!!!
whatever. i loved writing with you, Mike. one complaint? you're way too fast! like fucking The Flash or whatnot.
anyway, our story's been the top pick for AGES now. i'm so happy.
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I'm referring to my latest piece as 'ambitious'. This is often the way critics describe Steinbeck's East of Eden. To be honest, it sounds patronising, especially since that's my favourite book by him. I don't know how this is relevant. Erm. Yeah. I refer to East of Eden in the piece. Twice. Uh. Yeah. This story took longer than most of my others. So like, a whole week. 
It's about life, I guess. Life and romance and relationships and people and sex. It is quite a 'thinking' story but the sex - well, I had to take numerous showers between writing THOSE scenes.
Anyway. A story is different to everyone but as the writer, I do like it. I'm pleased to have written and finished it. Having said that, I feel as though it could be expanded. The word count was killing me. I deleted a whole scene! Scandalous!
It's called No Way In and the link is below.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/no-way-in.aspx
I hope y'all like it.
It's about life, I guess. Life and romance and relationships and people and sex. It is quite a 'thinking' story but the sex - well, I had to take numerous showers between writing THOSE scenes.
Anyway. A story is different to everyone but as the writer, I do like it. I'm pleased to have written and finished it. Having said that, I feel as though it could be expanded. The word count was killing me. I deleted a whole scene! Scandalous!
It's called No Way In and the link is below.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/no-way-in.aspx
I hope y'all like it.