Coco Pop
Unexpected? I fell out of a tree and onto a guy's dick. He was most understanding.
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Coco Pop
I'll join Gil in a Hannah
Has anyone seen Ashlea? I have something VERY IMPORTANT to tell her. F. D. That's all I'm gonna say.
Has anyone seen Ashlea? I have something VERY IMPORTANT to tell her. F. D. That's all I'm gonna say.
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Quote by oceanrunner
Here's the link.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/last-tango-with-malena.aspx
Many thanks to Hannah for reading it (I didn't give her much of a choice).
Just be aware that it's my least pornographic story. Maybe even closer to R rated than X. It's not a wall-to-wall bang fest. But I'm fond of it.
Bill, the check's in the mail, I swear! I just won $10 for 2nd place in a beauty contest and I can throw a portion of that your way.
well well well
i just won £100 in a crossword competition!
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MARGOT! I was thinking of your beautifulness this morning and thought I hadn't seen you post in here for a little while. I even tried to PM you off my phone but wtf, that bastard has been screwing me over since I mentioned (in his earshot) that I'd be replacing him. So hugs to you and I hope you're well! I do love you - you always brighten my day! 
Lilly, no rush to get to the story. It's a funny one... I am anxious you might not like it.
I read Mike's 'Last Tango With Malena' earlier.
UTTER EXCELLENCE. I'd post the link but honestly can't be bothered with this dumb tablet. If someone would do it for me, that'd be sublime. 
Lulu, I'm glad you haven't forgotten about that poem because I sure as hell haven't!
That list will be coming! Where's Phil hidden? Is that him under sprite's throne???
Hey, Elizabeth! I don't think we've officially met but it's nice to meet you and will you enter/have you entered the poetry competition? 
Bill, I still haven't listened to any of this Doors business. The only door I hear is Emerson banging it shut when we get into the storeroom. Where is that dude anyway?!
Where's Gil? I haven't seen that lovely lady here for a while! I do worry about all of you here.
Eh... anything else?
I'll have a Hannah, please. Put it on Mike's tab.
Oh... LYFBUZ can have any drink he wants on me! Not 'ON me'... jeez! He's left some beautiful comments on my stories lately and has made me really happy. What a dude. I should move to Canada. That PM is pretty hunky too...
Lilly, no rush to get to the story. It's a funny one... I am anxious you might not like it.
I read Mike's 'Last Tango With Malena' earlier.
UTTER EXCELLENCE. I'd post the link but honestly can't be bothered with this dumb tablet. If someone would do it for me, that'd be sublime. Lulu, I'm glad you haven't forgotten about that poem because I sure as hell haven't!
That list will be coming! Where's Phil hidden? Is that him under sprite's throne???
Hey, Elizabeth!
I don't think we've officially met but it's nice to meet you and will you enter/have you entered the poetry competition? Bill, I still haven't listened to any of this Doors business. The only door I hear is Emerson banging it shut when we get into the storeroom. Where is that dude anyway?!
Where's Gil? I haven't seen that lovely lady here for a while! I do worry about all of you here.
Eh... anything else?
I'll have a Hannah, please. Put it on Mike's tab.
Oh... LYFBUZ can have any drink he wants on me! Not 'ON me'... jeez! He's left some beautiful comments on my stories lately and has made me really happy. What a dude. I should move to Canada. That PM is pretty hunky too...
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LILLY! I MISSED YOU!
Emerson, we can talk golf while cleaning up the storeroom.
Hey, Trinket. I'll buy you a Hannah, if you'd like.
Bill, I'll take some coffee, thank you.
Emerson, we can talk golf while cleaning up the storeroom.
Hey, Trinket. I'll buy you a Hannah, if you'd like.
Bill, I'll take some coffee, thank you.
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Quote by Green_Man
I put this forward as a possible new badge months ago. Lauradj was the only person who seemed to like the idea. I had set the goal as 500 followers for a badge. Oh, well. I do love anything for a badge.
great minds, huh?! though 500... i'd never get there!
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Tonya, I'm gonna listen to the Doors ASAP!
Phil, congrats on your position. You're on top of me. Not directly, but still.
Phil, congrats on your position. You're on top of me. Not directly, but still.
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Quote by Bossland
Haha yes yes and yes especially the beating of the politicians
aw dude... if you weren't in Australia
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I agree with Mike. Links to members who've recently gained a badge could be on a page where badges are described. It makes sense that if i go to a profile and click on a badge, i can see what it was given for. Socialite could come up with a list of friends. forum guru with a list of forum posts. etc. I am also unaware of how much mental coding this would require but if it can be done, it's worth considering.
i also think there should be a badge for when people get a high number of followers. like 'celebrity'. Or 'rockstar'. Maybe 200 followers plus?
Thanks for everything anyway!
i also think there should be a badge for when people get a high number of followers. like 'celebrity'. Or 'rockstar'. Maybe 200 followers plus?
Thanks for everything anyway!
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I know it's happening but i rarely feel it. But knowing it kinda makes you feel it if that makes sense.
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He's batman and I'm catwoman. we fuck on the roof of a building. and then go beat up politicians.
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Can anyone tell me what Mike's tab is at now? I got a pay rise and can make a scratch in it so long as he writes a story about everyone at this bar.
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Laura, your highness, I'm honoured to be so high in your estimations. I can whisper to you about who to kick out, right?!
Bill, i will check out the song and Ruthies story asap.
Never played golf.
Emerson, you could teach me the basics, right?
Bill, i will check out the song and Ruthies story asap.
Never played golf.
Emerson, you could teach me the basics, right?
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Quote by Emerson501
Hannah, I'm afraid mike and Laura made a bit of a mess in the stockroom. I'll grab a few Hannah's and get started cleaning if you wouldn't mind lending me a hand.
Clean up after Mike! I guess someone has to do it. I have a feeling we'll be in here for hours. Better get some popcorn too. Hey, what colour are your eyes, anyway? I can never see them in this dim light!
Honestly Phil, I really haven't heard a Doors song. Well maybe in the background somewhere. But I never like knew I was hearing it, if that makes sense. Like I might know a tune but wouldn't know who it's by(?)
Bill, thanks so much for the Hannah.
I'm going to be checking who hasn't yet entered the competition. Thanks for the reminder, Phil. Luckily for the layabouts, Emerson and I will be occupied for a while but I shall be finding you non-entrants - and don't even think about entering a John Legend song.
My EP Lost Angels has disappeared off the story picks but Mike's The Best Laid Plans still sits proudly on top!
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Love this thread and wish more authors would post here. There's nothing better than listening to good writers talk about their work.
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Don't think I've ever heard a Doors song
1,000,000 views?! Y'all be rockstars
Coffee please.
1,000,000 views?! Y'all be rockstars
Coffee please.
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Bill i haven't been served a drink for days!
Please please please may i have just one Hannah?!
Please please please may i have just one Hannah?!
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okay depression over. The sun is making everything better but makes my room look so dusty! Best do some spring cleaning; literally SO excited!
I'll have an icy lemonade, please Bill.
I'll have an icy lemonade, please Bill.
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Nah fam
masturbation is saved for when you're alone. if you've got a man, use him!
masturbation is saved for when you're alone. if you've got a man, use him!
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The only girl who has physically given me an orgasm was me and it was far inferior to a male induced orgasm.
