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browncoffee
1 day ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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the suitcase is full of cocktail umbrellas.

my main plot is now set in stone (yeah, right)

Phil had better be asleep right now.
Quote by RumpleForeskin


Coffee's coming up, Hannah. Had to start a fresh batch. TheUrn of Life, got a bit woozey after hearing Lilly's order. BTW, did you get my PM?
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I did, thanks Bill. Have been too offended to reply... kidding, kidding!

I'll get back to you tomorrow hopefully!
I'll have coffee, please. I have a story half-finished, a comp. entry barely started and a non-existent second chapter to 'Sugar'. Why the fuck did I put 'to be continued' on it? I'm such an idiot.

Oh, and Gil, how 'bout if the girl in the pic has a suitcase full of cocktail umbrella? She could be like a saleswoman or something?!

And hey, Lilly!
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But maybe I could sleep for you (he says, carefully checking his preposition, because despite being Australian, he's not that forward) while you write?


i accept, but you'll need to log at least 8 hours a night.
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If you can't work up a full-body soaking sweat, even in the air conditioning or dead of an ice cold winter, you aren't fucking.


Amen to that!
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No, you're not right. The consensus of everyone who's responded is that you're not right, yet you persist in pursuing an idiotic course of action against all advice. So why even start this thread, if you have no intention of heeding wise counsel?

Sorry to sound so harsh, but several very intelligent people have spent time offering you very considered opinions, which you have brushed aside in the certitude of your intentions. So seriously, dude? Why did you ask?


THIS. Thank you, Bethany.
Which is your favourite colour/flavour of the ORIGINAL fruit Skittles? I honestly cannot decide.
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After long exhaustive testing, I have concluded that all Skittles are the same flavor, and the color makes you THINK that the flavors are different. It's a grand conspiracy.


BLASPHEMY! Guards, seize him!

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I'm sure that Hannah is off pounding out something brilliant for the comp, so no worries, Bill.


I appreciate your faith in me, Jen, but I haven't started yet. Okay, I wrote one paragraph. Which will probably be edited out. I'm pretty busy at work to make a real start on it. I need to find my ZONE though I do have (in my humble opinion) a kickass idea. (I bet I'll fail miserably now! Famous last words etc.)

I hope you all enter the competition. Wouldn't it be great if three people from the bar came top? It'd probably be Burquette, Mike and Virgo but the rest of us can try too! ENTER. ALL OF YOU.

A Hannah, please.
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Best drumroll ever. smile



AGREED!

And thanks for a great comp, Burquette!

Congrats to JHene!
i would really like to spend the ENTIRE day at home with my other half. i'm not even kidding.
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I ALWAYS WANT SKITTLES!


which is your favourite colour? i THINK mine is green, but then there's yellow... and orange...
Scores of Hannahs? There's only one Hannah around here, and she'll have a Hannah. Anyone want Skittles? I have like nine packets.
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I'm glad he won. Oops. Lol.

Help yourself, aw, thanks Hannah!

I rarely eat donuts, but it sounds so yummy.



me neither. they look so pretty though.

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I don't watch sports, I may have to peek though. Lol

It's too early for anything, really.

I brought a fruit tray and another box of assorted donuts if anyone wants any.



IT'S OVER. FEDERER WON. THAT MAN IS INCREDIBLE.

Donut, please. I'll buy you a coffee.
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It's my stupid autocorrect! It was brown coffee, as one word! I still can't put brown coffee as one word.



I'm so sorry.


hey, no worries, it made me laugh!

Quote by sweetsinner


browncoffee easily my favourite story writer at the moment.


i may have to write the fred/daphne story and dedicate it to you.
anyone else watching nadal vs. federer in the Australian Open final? it's like the old days! remember their Wimbledon final in '08? i love them both so much, i can't pick a side! looks like it'll be one set apiece very soon. LOVE THIS.
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I have a couple more to add to my list, brown offer and Oceanrunner. They are equally amazing!

And PervyStoryteller and Ping!


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As a kid I could watch Looney Tunes cartoons all the time and I still can. I'm just a kid at heart. Only now my Yosemite Sam poster is matted and framed.


oh, i haven't watched looney tunes in WAY too long! sylvester and tweety(?) also, Tom and Jerry. what a classic!

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I want to see you write a reluctance story based on this picture now


girl, don't tempt me. i'm actually considering it.
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I'm here...sorry, Hannah, sorry, Bill, I was working today. Came home tonight to a furnace acting up and then a phone call from a friend who is going through some crazy rough times with her husband. Life interferes.

I could probably use a beer or four, but I'm really in a cider mood--had a delicious Belgian (!) pear cider a few weeks ago, and I'm absolutely furious at myself for not noting the name of the brewery that bottled the cider.


ah, no worries, Jen! it was just so empty last night. good luck to your friend. i know it's hardly pear cider but why not have a Hannah on me?
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I'm in Los Angeles, boosting my Vitamin D levels. The booze around here isn't nutritionally fortified, so a little sunshine can help a girl stay healthy. But not to worry, I'll come back...Maybe. That is, if JFK airport isn't still being protested like crazy.


sun!!! wish i was there!

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I'm here! Chilling after a dinner party and drinking Marsala. Cheers! smile


sounds great, Curvy!

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I am trying to become inspired but not having any luck. Maybe I need a few more cocktail umbrellas, lol.

I'll take a Hannah with a few extra umbrellas please.


Gil, you do realise i am eagerly anticipating this story, right?! right?!

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Price of Admission is one of my favorite stories. It's got some fun stuff going for it. It's a cheating story short enough to be flash, and it's got an outstanding audio reading by VirgoGo. This little story that could is a hop, skip, and a jump away from being famous, and it's also attracted a gratifying number of votes and comments. It's also pretty good, even if I'm not supposed to say that.


everyone should read this. an excellent story. i need to listen to the audio though!

whew, all that quoting and so early on sunday! i'll have a Hannah, please.
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I admit I didn't know the character's names in Scooby Doo.


i used to watch the cartoons. my brother got nightmares from them. i always thought fred and daphne were hooking up.



that's a reluctance story right there!
it's not just about chivalry. men can be incompatible with women for other reasons, such as having different tastes etc. being chivalrous does not guarantee a woman will want to be with you forever. but don't stop with the door-holding. you'll attract more girls and one of them will eventually fit you. hang in there!