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browncoffee
1 day ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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I need a glass of liquidised Skittles and yes, I know I'm on course for type two diabetes. Just hit me up.
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Gloom, despair, and agony on Buz. Deep dark depression, excessive misery. For not only did his Falcons fall to the Patriots in the Super Bowl, they did it by blowing a 25-point lead and then losing the game in the first overtime in Super Bowl history. Bottom line is Buz will be needing drinks and TLC . Speaking of TLC, Tanya, that angel of mercy, says she's already changed the sheets back in the stockroom in readiness for her 'relief' mission.

Now let's observe a moment of silence in sympathy with Buz and his choaking Birds.

Anybody need a drink?



i was so gutted to see the final score. sorry, Buz! will a Hannah go any way towards lifting your spirits? did we get that damn pole yet? i think he'd appreciate it.
i haven't a clue unfortunately. my advice is MOVE ON. there are plenty more great stories, such as mine.
Quote by MostPreciousLittle
Thanks, Hannah.


well, my brother dropped by, i gave him some and he said it was 'floury'. if i disappear, i've been arrested for his murder. other than that, things are good.
also, my Series Award badge has a 7 next to it since there were seven chapters but only one story. any way to fix this?
Quote by Lilly
With the recent push for collaboration and excitement about collaboration, I think it would be amazing if a notice went out to the followers of both authors. I would love to get a notice that one of the authors I follow collaborates with someone. Especially if it exposes me to a new author in the meantime. I know I have missed collaborative efforts of my favorite authors and I love the section of the profile for collaboration pieces but I am not on everyone I follows profiles near often enough.

Just an idea.


great idea!
Hey, Sharon! If you liked the Hannah, I'll buy you another.

Anyone get very far on their comp entry yet? Mine's hit a roadblock, and no, that's not a metaphor.
I need a Hannah. My tennis serve is worse than ever and I had intentions of entering tournaments this summer. Wtf is wrong with me?
Quote by Verbal
They are all the same flavor. You have been brainwashed by Big Candy into believing that different colors have different flavors. #woke


Haven't I warned you about this blasphemy already?!

Quote by oceanrunner


I really liked chapter 2 of your confessions of a housewife story. "The rest of you should check it out."



HE SAYS, FAILING TO PROVIDE THE LINK.

Mike, I'm so glad you're considering entering. You just blew away all my chances.
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Would a term of affection then be Limey? (Is she British?)

Congrats on your series award for ECWC!!


thank you for forcing Nicola into giving me the award, Mike.

and i hope you're joking about 'Limey'. you just made her so unsexy.
Quote by Gillianleeeza

So I will have a Hannah in gratitude for such a great idea. A cocktail umbrella saleswoman. Who'd have thunk of that? The brilliant Hannah of course.



Ohhh, I really hope you'll work something out, though I wouldn't want to be you! I'm glad you liked the idea.

A Hannah, please. I've got huge insecurities about my writing all of a sudden. My comp entry is fucking crap. Anyone think 'Lime' is a cool name for a girl? Or am I being pretentious (as usual)?