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browncoffee
1 day ago
Straight Female, 31
England

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Quote by RumpleForeskin

BTW, my WIP has a female character who's short, cute, and 'black'. but I'm struggling to come up with a flattering description of her skin color...preferably something between au lait and dark brown. Any suggestions?



Sandy? Dark sand? Burnt sand? Caramel? (yum) I've always thought of nut-brown as a quite complimentary description. It seems so polished and natural. You could always change her race to middle eastern and go with 'brown coffee'. I actually kinda hate that now, though. It's so not... pretty.

And I can see why this 'papergirl' changed her name (unless 'sitting' meant something I don't know about.)
my favourite has always been dancing_doll but in terms of writers who are actually posting (like at least in the last few months), it has to be Burquette or Oceanrunner.
Quote by Buz
WARNING!

When checking that site sexstories-all.com for stolen stories I discovered it is highly infected with computer viruses and spyware.


shit! sorry guys! i didn't realise.
btw, if someone ever notices i've forgotten to vote, please do tell me. i will happily rectify the oversight.
Quote by Buz


I'm drinking hot, black coffee.


a terrible choice. just put in a splash of milk and it'll be the perfect colour.
this is a real question but i doubt the answer is 'yes'. i was on the hunt for an old story i enjoyed and this website came up. it's got a load of stories from (i'm guessing) different erotica sites and stories by lush authors are listed too. (sprite and dancing_doll were two i recognised). it didn't seem as though the stories were posted by the actual authors. has anyone else seen it?

it gives the source as 'LushStories'. does this make it okay?

it just worries me because i only want my stories up where i know they are.


http://sexstories-all.com/
this is a real question but i doubt the answer is 'yes'. i was on the hunt for an old story i enjoyed and this website came up. it's got a load of stories from (i'm guessing) different erotica sites and stories by lush authors are listed too. (sprite and dancing_doll were two i recognised). it didn't seem as though the stories were posted by the actual authors. has anyone else seen it?

it gives the source as 'LushStories'. does this make it okay?

it just worries me because i only want my stories up where i know they are.


http://sexstories-all.com/
Quote by HeraTeleia


you would do well to remember Matthew 7:1-3, which begins: Judge not, that ye be not judged.



my fave bible quote, like, EVER.
Quote by MostPreciousLittle


Me either! Lmao.

I guess I could play some Tina.

Morning, Rump. May I get a strawberry margarita with whipping cream please? Drinks and snacks on me. Are strawberry waffles available with whipped cream, maybe?

(If you don't feel like making it, a sub sandwich may do.)


I'm on tenterhooks. The snacks around here seem to have gone up a notch. Please tell me this isn't a dream.
Hey guys. Thanks for the recommendations. I've read 'Trading Favours' and 'Gold Medal Whore' already but am MORE THAN HAPPY to read them again. The rest are on my list.

Coffee, please.
Quote by oceanrunner
This is an incredibly cool thing you're doing, and made even better by the work of formatting the list that you're doing along the way.


I agree. B is awesome.
Hey everyone. Anyone got a decent reluctance story I ought to read?

A Hannah, please, and DON'T hold the grenadine. In fact, put Verbal's reject into mine.
There's this weird couple in the mirror who do it as we do it and they never stop watching us. Weirdos.
i fucking hate when lawyers act so fucking superior. would it kill them to drop the posh voice and have a fucking laugh? they're not any smarter than anyone else. we all have fucking letters after our names. doesn't change the fact that YOU made a mistake in a letter. but whatever. it happens. just chill the fuck out and relax.
Quote by Yuma1991


Okay, a very Christian deep theology.
But let me ask you, on your page you write that you are married, but your husband has a relations with sweetest sins, or whatever her name is. So, your husband cheats on you. Is that okay?


Maybe he doesn't cheat. Maybe they have an open relationship. Maybe it's none of our business.
no fixed way. usually end up totally squashed by my husband. it's like he thinks i'm planning to run away. so, i guess my answer is the 'under side'.
Quote by Melissa999
Isn't that like having to choose between sugary crap and sugary crap . Now if the choice is between coffee and tea, there's a clear distinction :O)


Haha, true!
Quote by apptobebad


I do agree that Puddleduck does write a rather good story and i must get back to reading her latest ones.


Oh, she does! I love that girl!

Buz is a freakin' celebrity around here! Congrats on your stories being so (deservedly) popular.

Mike, I too was rrrrreeling from getting 5R's!

I'll have a strong coffee, please.
No. I don't mind because a comment is always worth more than a vote to me. I wouldn't mnd if someone told me I hadn't voted though because I NEVER have a reason not to vote.
Quote by RumpleForeskin

So here's the challenge all Rumplators should accept with enthusiasm:
Define this newest neologisms, 'alternative facts'. Feel fear to toss in pertinent synonyms, antonyms or personal thoughts.

Okay, who needs a drink before taking on this challenge?



Alternative facts = barefaced lies.

Did I do that right?

And as well as my RRR, Buz very kindly just awarded me a simple RR. Doesn't feel as good as Bill's award but I am hugely grateful! Especially since Buz managed to read the story while high on victory and tequila.
Quote by LikeToWrite


I’m wondering, what will you do if two or more people pick the same number? Keeping a listing of all numbers picked at the beginning of this thread, this problem shouldn’t happen, however, it could. If two people were typing their entry at the same time, they could both pick the same number, not realizing that someone else was doing the same thing. One solution you might use would be to pick the earliest one according to the date and time stamp. This is just a thought I had.




IMO, the first person to post would get the number and the second would be kindly asked to pick another. I think it's highly unlikely that two people posting at the same time would pick the same number though.
Quote by Burquette


And can I promote a gold membership giveaway I'm doing?

All you have to do is recommend a Lush Story and pick a number.



Everyone do this! Burquette's running it so smoothly, it's awesome. You're so organised! And your cookies are heavenly!
I'll have a Hannah, please. I'm so happy for Buz right now!

Anything Verbal's having is on me; his comment on Departures just made my Monday. (My headache literally disappeared.)

And I'm so fucking honoured to be awarded an RRR. Thanks so much, Bill.