I am best known for:
My inability to leap tall buildings in a single bound (I need a running start),
... As well as shortcomings in wrestling with charging locomotives.
... As for speeds, I have two: Slow & Stop.

"I am just a Monkey Man, I'm glad you are a Monkey Woman, too, babe...."
― Rolling Stones

1958 model Carpenter turned Geek. Highly Introverted "Engineering Type" (nerdy) guy who is making a sincere effort to live as my most authentic self. It is a journey that has been a long time coming, and I still have far to go. The best consolation is that it is more about the journey than the destination. I have a goofy sense of humor... Think: "Seinfeld meets Monty Python".

I firmly believe that true happiness is to simply be in the moment and accept it.
(I spend most of my time "in the moment".) 😉

"Paradise... is exactly like where you are right now... only Much, MUCH... Better!"
― Laurie Anderson - "Language Is A Virus"

My theory is that everybody is crazy, and that the trick is to connect with folks who are the same kind of crazy as me. Could that be you?
(To be clear... I am seeking Cis Women who can match my "Naughty Slut" factor. Read on for clues about that. Ask if you need more clarity.)
I do not believe in shoving my values in people's faces, but in sharing my quality time, I do not want to feel like I need to "Hold Back". 😜

Mostly just here for the stories. 😘
(I very much enjoy both reading & writing naughty stories.)

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand."
― Albert Einstein

If you reach out to me to chat, then please have a webcam ready.
i.e. Be real. (Prove you are not fake.) 🙄
Text chat is good, but I will not engage in it for very long without a video chat to confirm that you are who you claim to be. 😎

Clarity is Kindness. 😇

Food for Thought:
If you loan someone $20 and never see them again, then it was probably a good investment. 🙄

My favorite kink is Voyeurism & Exhibitionism (V&E). 😘
(That is confirmed! I have others, closer to the curiosity stage. Inquire within.)
A picture is worth 1,000 words. Mine are real (unedited), and (mostly) current.

Tell me a story.
(Please feel free to see mine here. They are, afterall, a bit of a "Tell".) 😉
Better yet: Tell me about what makes you happy!

Laughter is (by far) the best medicine.

Just FYI... I am:
... HSV-2+ 😳
... Solo-Poly, with a side interest in Swinging... some call that "Swolly".
... a Cis Gender Male.
... Currently feeling quite fulfilled & content with my life. 😉
... Not the least bit shy about embracing my "Naughty Slut" side (cautious maybe, but not shy). 😇
- My musical interests cover a broad spectrum.
- I may not know "Art", but I know what I like.
- Ask me about my Movie List. I am a bit of a NUT about some movies.
(Think: "Blazing Saddles meets Blade Runner".)

Who/What am I looking for here?
... My #1 preference is Cis Females. (All are welcome.)
... Your life is full, but you still find time to spare (when conditions are right).
... If you are an exhibitionist at heart, then that is a great start. 😎
(I like both, to Watch & Show.) 😘 😋
... If you like reading & writing naughty stories... & exploring fantasies, even if just on "paper"... that is a huge plus too.
... If you really like to geek out on shows like Seinfeld & Star Trek/Wars, that will go a long way too.
(Comedy & Sci-Fi & Fantasy are by far my favorite genres.) 😎

Bonus Points if you already have published stories here. Double Bonus Points if you read and comment (thoughtfully) on mine here. Any (brief or long) form of Critique is Welcome.
😉 😘

I am not interested in wasting anybody's time.
Please reciprocate. 😀

My Holy Trinity is:
• Intent, Consent, & Respect ... ('nough said) 😜

Embedded in that are:
• A penchant for boundaries.
• No means no. "No" is a complete sentence and does not require an explanation.
• Love is infinite; time & energy are not. 😜
• No Pressure, No Promises.
• Kindness & Authenticity are highly valued.

"People think that intimacy is about sex.  But intimacy is about truth.  When you realize you can tell someone your truth, when you can show yourself to them, when you stand in front of them bare, and their response is 'you are safe with me' - that's intimacy."

― Taylor Jenkins Reid

“The best index to a person's character is:
[a] How they treat people who can't do them any good, and
[b] How they treat people who can't fight back.”
― Abigail van Buren

"When I do my job, I am thinking about these things... Because when I do my job, THAT... is what I think about."
― Laurie Anderson - "Langue D'Amour"

One last parting thought:
To Give, and Receive, Freely... Without Conditions or Hesitation...
Where will that lead you?

😉 😎 😋 😘