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bud58
6 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 67
0 miles · Ashland

About

I am best known for:
My inability to leap tall buildings in a single bound (I need a running start),
... As well as shortcomings in wrestling with charging locomotives.
... As for speeds, I have two: Slow & Stop.

"I am just a Monkey Man, I'm glad you are a Monkey Woman, too, babe...."
― Rolling Stones

1958 model Carpenter turned Geek. Highly Introverted "Engineering Type". I have a goofy sense of humor... Think: "Seinfeld meets Monty Python". 😀

Clarity is Kindness. 😇

Laughter is (by far) the best medicine. 🤣


Bonus Points if you already have published stories here. Double Bonus Points if you read and comment (thoughtfully) on mine here. Any (brief or long) form of Critique is Welcome.
😉 😘

See my Wall Posts for more info. 😀

Seeking

Female
Age: 38 - 75
Distance: 2000 miles

Interests

Cyber sex
Erotic Pictures
Erotic Reading
Erotic writing
Fitness
Making Friends
Music
Sex
Swinging
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