I would start with her lips and slowly work my way down to her toes ....
Maybe stopping here and there to explore further if I find a spot that makes her squirm
Guilty
Ever been caught in the act?
Thinks green M&Ms are an aphrodisiac
It's 1975 all over again .... Is the disco revival next??
Simply put: I may not have ten inches, but I have never had any complaints.
OTOH, I used to know a guy who had a monster in his blue jeans, and he said a lot of women couldn't handle him
Shot Down in Flames -- AC/DC
The lady across the street with binoculars
Andy Kaufman's stunt double
Used to be a model ....
For totem poles
Charlie Brown is now 6'-8" and 390 pounds
Last time Lucy pulled the football away, he dropped-kicked her over the goal posts
Prefers the real thing ... genuine Barbie dolls
Is currently under my desk
Lucy gets the prize for the the girl who's screwed the most rock stars
The groupie who inspired Pink Floyd's "Young Lust"
"Ooooooo I need a dirty woman ...."
Fantasizes about Buggs Bunny
Warning: Fanfic is loaded with spyware
Schroder has discovered the guitar and is well on his way to becoming the next Peter Frampton.
Gave Slutpuppy the idea .....
I wish for power over the minds of women
Granted. You just found your great great grandfather's stash .....
I didn't know he was a Confederate :-o
High Priestess to the Goddess of Love