Granted: You back is now covered with thick shaggy hair
I wish I were ruler of the world
The man-eating lounge lizard
The av is really a picture of her ass
Granted. Shame about the tornado, though
I wish I wasn't sick all the time
Head Mistress of Lady Ivy's School for Wayward Girls
Hope there's a girl in the room
I had an MMF encounter with my buddy's GF once and, if anything, it made us closer ...
We could talk about just about anything after that. We'd seen each other naked, what else did we have to hide?
Not even close
Used to know a guy who was a Green Beret.
I swear he never WENT anywhere ...
He just stepped out of the shadows, and he was there.
I remember watching him walking through the mess hall once. He walked down the aisle, set down his tray, and walked out the door ...
The only sound you heard was the door closing behind him.
Redhot363236
If she's half as hot as her profile, her husband must be a very happy man
Oh no ... I'm really much uglier ;)
Brought back a lot more than air in his spare tire
I have classified orders to ban Dudealicious
I am never drinking tequila again
I like the busty lasses, but it has to fit ....
A friend of mine has very large breasts, which go nicely with her short, stocky build and soft curves.
Her daughter, OTOH, is tall and skinny like her dad ....
What looks fantastic on mom would look like two watermelons hanging on a palm tree on her; and that would not be a good thing
I don't prefer women of a certain age so much as I prefer women with soft curves in the right places. There are exceptions to every rule, of course, but most of the women I see with that shape are over 30
I'm going to go with two of them:
Title of Story: Friends With Benefits
Genre: Wife Lovers
Author: Redhot363236
Title of Story: Meet Me In the Park
Genre: MILF
Author: Redhot363236
Why you're recommending it: Both are stories about a mature married woman looking for a little adventure on the side. The combination of a long slow build up, smoking hot sex, and a wry sense of humor make them outstanding
I would take $3,000 in period currency
The first $1,000 would be put into Mcdonald's stock
The rest would be taken to a lawyer who would be instructed to set up an investment corporation, with me as the principal stockholder, to be managed according to the following instructions:
1958 - Buy 100k shares of Winnebago stock at a penny a share
1972 - Sell Winnebago stock at $22 a share
1973 - Buy Winnebago stock at $2 a share
- Buy Dollar General stock at 3 cents a share
- Buy Exxon stock at $3.25 a share
1982 - Sell Winnebago stock at $14 a share
1983 - Buy Winnebago stock at $3.25 a share
1985 - Sell Winnebago stock at $14 a share
1991 - Buy Winnebago stock at $2 a share
1999 - Sell Winnebago stock at $28 a share
2000 - Buy Winnebago stock at $14 a share
2004 - Sell Winnebago stock at $75 a share
- Buy Exxon-Mobile stock at $30 a share
2008 - Buy Winnebago stock at $3.25 a share
- Sell Dollar General stock at $28 a share
2011 - Sell Winnebago stock at $16 a share
My sex life suddenly went from three times a week to zero in 1996
The reasons vary:
Sometimes it's because of her meds
Sometimes it's because she wants no part of any situation she doesn't have 100% control over
Sometimes it's because one of her councilors told her that sex is degrading and has no place in a loving relationship