nope, but i've given a few big ones.
does the eating of banana splits count?
the biggest guy in terms of actual inches was 12".
mind you, i never measure these things, and i was pretty sure he was average. but he insisted quite strongly that he was 12".
nope. no way. not even in the ballpark.
if i know the guy, yeah, it can be fun. otherwise, it doesn't really do anything for me.
they have pussy cleaning services?
no.
and now i think it's a lock that i won't be showering at your place soon.
on average? about 12 times after each bite. Oh, wait, masTURBate?
dunno that there is ever an exact answer with this. really kind of depends on the guy. i've had first interest the movement i talked to someone, and i've had first interest after knowing someone for years.
my friends an i totally are into lingerie pillow fights! we do them all the time, and oh the fun we have.
oh, wait...
no, i'm thinking of "drink vodka." that's what we do. my mistake.
totally depends on what i'm wearing. and if there's a man out there who doesn't approve of finding no panties when he gets the chance, i have yet to meet him.
no. i can't imaging seeing a guy on craigslist that was so hot i want to have sex with him that would end up being the actual guy in the pic he posted.
items 1-10 in my morning routine on weekdays are all hitting my snooze button.
my morning routine on the weekend is basically noticing it's gone, and that it's already after noon.
yes: Shiva the Destroyer, Goddess of Death and Eater of Souls
i like sex in a car!
i like sex in a bar!
i like sex in a box,
i like sex with a fox!
anywhere you like,
i enjoy a good slam.
i like this sex,
sam i am!
do we? i'm not so sure.
in fact, i have a theory that mod gals online that ask for your cock size and dick pics are actually dudes.
are my fwbs not my lovers?
"Have you ever used anything else other than sex toys?"
i have upon occasion found reason to use a dude.
here is my prediction:
every woman here who answers this question in any way shape or form "oh, i love it when men do this" will end up being a guy living in his mom's basement who spends his free time pretending to be a woman on lush to meet bi-gals.
"Would you like to have a fuck-machine in your house?"
Depends. Is his name david bekahm?