Not sure where they'd go on my list or who they'd replace but:
Nathan Fillion-the man oozes sexy
Jared Padalecki-count me among the Supernatural faithful now
Gerard Butler-sexy as hell AND an accent?
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castlequeen
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Wow. I've nicknamed every guy I've ever been with's penis. Some of the names have been "Thunderstick", "Mjolnir" (you'd have to be a comics nerd to get that one), "Mr. Thumpy" and other various names...hubby's nickname remains a closely guarded secret as he asked me to NEVER tell anyone.
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The handle of my lint roller
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And once, when I really didn't get along with my boyfriend's mother and I was subjected to a Thanksgiving weekend at her house and he went off with his dad and brothers the day after and she went shopping, I, uh, used a decorative holiday squash for a purpose other than which it was intended. I thought my boyfriend was going to wreck the car on the way home when I told him about it, he was laughing so hard.
That's one of the things I loved about hubby from the beginning, he assured me that he was OK with my toys and I didn't need to be embarrassed by having them. We just don't let anyone near the bottom drawer in the dresser....
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And once, when I really didn't get along with my boyfriend's mother and I was subjected to a Thanksgiving weekend at her house and he went off with his dad and brothers the day after and she went shopping, I, uh, used a decorative holiday squash for a purpose other than which it was intended. I thought my boyfriend was going to wreck the car on the way home when I told him about it, he was laughing so hard.
That's one of the things I loved about hubby from the beginning, he assured me that he was OK with my toys and I didn't need to be embarrassed by having them. We just don't let anyone near the bottom drawer in the dresser....
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Shoes are mankind's most brilliant creation next to sliced-bread. Cause really, I cant slice a loaf to save my life, its always skew
Ah....blessed shoes. They make the day worth getting up for. They're still the one thing that I buy entirely with my own money so hubby can't complain if I buy 6 pairs at once...which, when shopping at Nordstrom's, is a challenge, getting out with only 6 pairs.
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I'd love to not have the fear and caution that women need in this world. Hubby can go anywhere and still be relatively safe, but me? There are certain neighborhoods, towns, etc where I'm not allowed to go because it simply isn't safe for a woman. I HATE that!
And yes, peeing standing up would be fun!
And yes, peeing standing up would be fun!
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Like Lady Sharon, t'was Burger King. That original Chicken Sandwich is still a favorite.
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He doesn't have to have a killer body, but he's got to be healthy. Hubby's weight has fluctuated a bit over ten years, but he's usually eating healthy and fairly active. So he puts on 20 pounds over winter because he's watching more sports and doing less hiking? He's still my guy. Besides, the last thing I'd ever do is get on him about HIS weight when I'm gonna be packing some extra pounds for awhile! I dated one guy who was a fairly big guy, but like hubby, he was fairly active and ate well, he just didn't have the great metabolism to keep slim. Didn't bother me in the least.
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"There is a fifth dimension beyond that
which is known to man. It is a dimension as horny as
a teenager and as raunchy as an Amsterdam bordello. It is the middle
ground between cock and pussy, between tits and
ass, and it lies between the pit of our
fears and the summit of our carnal knowledge. This is the
dimension of imagination. It is an area we call
The Lush Zone."
which is known to man. It is a dimension as horny as
a teenager and as raunchy as an Amsterdam bordello. It is the middle
ground between cock and pussy, between tits and
ass, and it lies between the pit of our
fears and the summit of our carnal knowledge. This is the
dimension of imagination. It is an area we call
The Lush Zone."
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Oh, lovely, spooky stuff. Seeing the same ghost twice has put me off of it for good! When I was about 8 or 9, it was 4th of July, and because fireworks laws were pretty strict, we didn't have any. However a neighbor's son who was about 17 or so (and sooo cute) asked if we wanted to go with him and his brother and sister up in the hills to get a great view of the big fireworks displays all over the valley. We all jump in the car and being a 17 year old he was driving pretty fast. Up in the hills we were coming up to a blind corner and he speeds around it only to slam on the brakes as hard as he can because a man walked right out in front of us! Tires screech as the car shudders to a stop. We get out, but then realize we did NOT hear anything hit the car. I was in the middle in the back seat, and I could see the man step in front of us. The driver saw him clearly, as did his brother who was in the passenger seat. Nobody there. We looked around, no sign of anyone. We decide that we won't mention it to our folks as there is no damage to the car other than maybe a flat spot on the tires. Eight years later, I'm doing a report on local folklore and supposed hauntings. I find a book about ghosts in the Bay Area and there's a pretty accurate description of what we'd seen that night. And about another three hundred reports, all on the same road, all at night, and every single driver says they were speeding. It's assumed that someone WAS killed and he's there to warn people. Flash forward to sophomore year of college and I'm home on summer break and my idiot boyfriend dumps me via phone from Seattle. I am furious, and I have a hot car (69 SS Camaro) and I roar off. Up...into the hills, and it's just getting dark. I figure I'll get a ticket, but I need to vent my anger somehow, and as I roar around a blind corner, I slam on the brakes as hard as I can because someone has stepped right in front of me! I screech to a halt, and the memories come back. It's the same road. I was 20 then. I'm 40 now, a happy wife, a soon to be mother, and a well educated person, but not for love nor money will I ever drive that road again as long as I live.
I want no part of anything supernatural ever again. There's supposed to be a bar that's got a ghost in Everett, but I won't go. Nope. Never.
I want no part of anything supernatural ever again. There's supposed to be a bar that's got a ghost in Everett, but I won't go. Nope. Never.
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Tortellini Carbonara...one of my faves, of course it's canned sauce and Pillsbury breadsticks, but it'll do, besides, I have everything at home and won't have to get out of my car until I'm in the garage, which is nice because it's about 30 degrees out here today...
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Hubby did his guest lecture at the design school the other night and afterwards we were talking about our jobs, and what it's like for him to teach others about the work he does. It suddenly awakened a desire to teach others in my field (psychology) that I never knew existed. I find myself studying education programs because I'd need the credentials, but I feel I'm pretty good at what I do and would love to share it with others.
How would all of you like to teach your own skills to others?
Just curious.
How would all of you like to teach your own skills to others?
Just curious.
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I was very much surprised a few years ago to find him trimming it. I told him I liked him fine the way he was, so he stopped. Now for some odd reason, he seems to be very helpful when it comes time to trim mine...I wonder why?
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Guess I'm old-fashioned, there's no way in hell another woman will sleep with him without having her eyes clawed out, and really, I love him so much that there's virtually no desire to even think about it with another guy. Unless of course, I run across Brendan Fraser and he's up for it. Very, very, very poor odds on that. Hubby also gets a free pass if it's Nicole Kidman, but the odds are about the same I'd think...
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Of those published here, my fave is My Secret Revealed, I feel I really nailed the characters well. The story that wouldn't stop writing itself and has now grown to 14 chapters with extensive editing is the one about two stepsisters that I only published a very abbreviated part of with Kristi And I Begin. It's actually coming along very nicely, however, finding time to write is a bit of a challenge these days. I've got a feeling it's not going to get any easier to find time in the months ahead.2oUzu54OfD9YqG1y
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Words I double checked this morning:
believable
raspberries
craziness
Some words just look odd if you stare at them too long.
Tell me about it!
I have sat there and looked at the word piece for 20 minutes, thinking it was wrong, then I'd change it to peice, realize it was originally right, and wonder if Alzheimer's is in my future. That word has done that to me dozens of times, it's like my own personal spelling hell.
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Family Guy, American Dad and the Cleveland Show
The Simpsons
Big Bang Theory (as a girl nerd, I GET IT)
Castle (I'd watch Nathan Fillion read a phone book)
Modern Family (very funny stuff, and I always had a weird crush on Ed O'Neill)
Eastwick (great soap, sadly cancelled, no more Paul Gross....)
Monk (DVR'd the final two episodes to watch tomorrow and will greatly miss it, Tony Shalhoub's work is exquisite, and has been amazingly helpful to people who can finally recognize their own OCD through him)
How I Met Your Mother (although the original premise is no longer valid)
and will always watch an episode of Cheers or Frasier if it's on!
The Simpsons
Big Bang Theory (as a girl nerd, I GET IT)
Castle (I'd watch Nathan Fillion read a phone book)
Modern Family (very funny stuff, and I always had a weird crush on Ed O'Neill)
Eastwick (great soap, sadly cancelled, no more Paul Gross....)
Monk (DVR'd the final two episodes to watch tomorrow and will greatly miss it, Tony Shalhoub's work is exquisite, and has been amazingly helpful to people who can finally recognize their own OCD through him)
How I Met Your Mother (although the original premise is no longer valid)
and will always watch an episode of Cheers or Frasier if it's on!
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No. I fail to see the....point of it. (Insert rimshot here)
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Very simple solution, no actual pics of me, only avatars that sort of resemble me at times. I mean, my upcoming baby and my description of my car would be enough for anyone who knew me to figure it out (as if the story about hubby and I's first time didn't tip them off, the story's been well known to our friends for years), but as Birdie says, I'm not the only one on here! If you've been here enough to ID me, then you've read enough to say being here was no accident on your part! You keep quiet, I keep quiet. Fair trade.
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The lovely and talented Castlequeen
Awww....:-)
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Got just about all of my shopping done, my brother and his wife and kids will be staying with us, so it's going to be a crowded house this year. Somehow it was decided that the women were going to do all the cooking, so we all decided the men were going to do all the cleanup, and if they don't like it, they can eat elsewhere..:-) No sledding or skiing because of the baby, but hubby promised my first ever horse-drawn sleigh ride this year, which should be fun!
I can also still toss a mean snowball so the family snowball fight is still on! (I don't expect anyone to really aim for me, so I predict a win for me this year!) This year we're going to have goose for dinner, and my sis-in-law will make her incredible handmade chocolates, along with all kinds of goodies for everyone and on Christmas Eve, the remastered special edition of "It's A Wonderful Life".
Of course, the BIG deal is in February, but that's another 9-10 weeks away.....
I can also still toss a mean snowball so the family snowball fight is still on! (I don't expect anyone to really aim for me, so I predict a win for me this year!) This year we're going to have goose for dinner, and my sis-in-law will make her incredible handmade chocolates, along with all kinds of goodies for everyone and on Christmas Eve, the remastered special edition of "It's A Wonderful Life".
Of course, the BIG deal is in February, but that's another 9-10 weeks away.....
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I wish all girls were more keen on the finer details, its the little things that make the biggest differences, to me at least.
It's simply equal, hubby never forgets the details, so I'm certainly not going to forget them for him. Think about that gentlemen, when you wonder why your wife or GF isn't putting the effort into the details.
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On a similar note, has anyone ever watched Pushing Daisies? Young Ned discovers that he can bring people back to life, but if they stay alive for longer than a minute, someone else has to die. Incredible example of ethics and how you deal with them as Ned brings his childhood sweetheart back to life, and she stays alive at the cost of another life. Now as far as killing someone outright? Depends on who they are or what they've done. I'd happily push the button to kill that Garrido scumbag that kidnapped Jaycee. There's plenty of others who need to go as well. Basically anyone that harms a child can be removed and I'd not shed a tear for any of them.
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From time to time I'm a VERY efficient secretary, despite hubby not actually needing one. He also makes a great Headmaster at the private school I attend every now and again...
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I plead the fifth on this one....
Who's gonna know?? Details... We want details!
I dated my first partner for nearly a year, and I changed quite a bit in that time. One time we mutually masturbated for each other, and he really enjoyed watching me. So a bit later on a cold winter's day, I got myself off while we were at a UW football game and he just about exploded on the spot. So I'd tease him from time to time, and make sure he knew what I was doing, but I'd only do it when he couldn't get away to take care of matters himself. I, uh, repeated the experiment on every guy since then, and it's a lot of fun to drive them wild!
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Chiropractor is a good bet, as seeing them regularly helps avoid pains like that. Depending on where you live, there's a medication in Canada called Robaxacet that works very well for stiff necks and there should be something similar in most civilized areas....with the exception of the USA and our archaic system of health care.
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Used the leftover turkey to make fajitas, and they actually turned out pretty good. For some odd reason though, there was not one slice of any of the four pies at Thanksgiving left by tonight....hmmm....tomorrow it's veggie lasagna as I have time to cook...plus, I'm as big as a house now, so I'll just enjoy the eating and deal with it afterwards....