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castlequeen
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My less than spectacular B-cups don't need too much support, but I do enjoy wearing the lacey ones as hubby enjoys removing them...
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I remember my brother broke his arm in school, and the teacher on playground duty figured it out in about a second but of course he was all of 9 and freaking out so she just held him in her arms and whispered soothing things to him until they could get my mom to come get him. When she handed him off to my mom she she gave him a big kiss on the cheek and told him he'd be OK. Now, she'd be imprisoned for caring for an injured child. This PC stuff is insane.
I know it's fashionable to blame food additives for ADHD and so on, but my own theory is that parents who did way too many drugs has a part in it. Every child I've ever dealt with with any of those disorders, their parents have admitted to drug use earlier in their lives. Odd how rock stars with heavy drug habits also have messed up kids as do many athletes who abused steroids. I'm not telling anyone what to do with their lives, but some things do have consequences.
I know it's fashionable to blame food additives for ADHD and so on, but my own theory is that parents who did way too many drugs has a part in it. Every child I've ever dealt with with any of those disorders, their parents have admitted to drug use earlier in their lives. Odd how rock stars with heavy drug habits also have messed up kids as do many athletes who abused steroids. I'm not telling anyone what to do with their lives, but some things do have consequences.
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"I met her in a club down in old Soho, where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca Cola..." -Lola, The Kinks
"Well, you say you want a revolution..." The Beatles
"Sleeping on a planter at the Port Authority, waiting for my bus to come..." -Bright Future in Sales, Fountains of Wayne
"Heard the last night you were were 'round in a long speech that was so profound, berating some self centered son of a bitch!"-No Good At Love, Wonderboy
There are so many good ones...
"Well, you say you want a revolution..." The Beatles
"Sleeping on a planter at the Port Authority, waiting for my bus to come..." -Bright Future in Sales, Fountains of Wayne
"Heard the last night you were were 'round in a long speech that was so profound, berating some self centered son of a bitch!"-No Good At Love, Wonderboy
There are so many good ones...
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Hospital food...
Woke up running a temperature of 102.3 and hubby took no chances and rushed me to the doctor. Horrible case of food poisoning, but the good news is I'll be fine, and the baby is also fine. She just got shook up a bit while I was throwing up. Wise doctor, took care of that and assured me everything would be all right with her first, then told me what was wrong with me, knowing I'd get very agitated.
Now about the food? Yuuuck. Plain toast, (burnt) raspberry jam, (bland) and plain, steamed rice with no seasonings at all and lots of Pedialyte. Plus they're going to keep me until tomorrow night or the morning after. Quick! Someone send pizza to Overlake Hospital!
Woke up running a temperature of 102.3 and hubby took no chances and rushed me to the doctor. Horrible case of food poisoning, but the good news is I'll be fine, and the baby is also fine. She just got shook up a bit while I was throwing up. Wise doctor, took care of that and assured me everything would be all right with her first, then told me what was wrong with me, knowing I'd get very agitated.Now about the food? Yuuuck. Plain toast, (burnt) raspberry jam, (bland) and plain, steamed rice with no seasonings at all and lots of Pedialyte. Plus they're going to keep me until tomorrow night or the morning after. Quick! Someone send pizza to Overlake Hospital!
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Men! Anal is best enjoyed if you remember the "ations": Preparation, Communication & Lubrication. See if you can find a copy of Anal Pleasure and Health which goes into detail on having a painless, pleasuring experience.
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Freedom to me is a lovely day, no worries and a good book for about three hours. Not that I consider time with hubby or work any kind of burden, but it's nice to just relax and lose yourself in a book for a bit.
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Sad moments in movies and books always get the waterworks going. I loved the movie UP! but there's one scene in there that just shatters your heart...
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Give me a nice chilled glass of Gewürtztraminer every time....of course I won't be able to drink any until about next July or so, but I do love the sweet dessert wines.
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A summer storm after a dry spell, I don't know why, but it's something that gets me going. I love the way the air smells through the screens, and even though it's raining, it's still 70 degrees....
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Quote by chefkathleenQuote by castlequeenQuote by chefkathleenQuote by Charley
I'm surprised to see so many people wanting to visit my homeland, England. I didn't think we Brits were that popular these days. Myself, I travel a lot, but the places I'd really love to see are Australia and New Zealand. C.
You're not Charley. They want to see the land not the people.
Can't agree with that. I toured the UK on a bed and breakfast/rental car deal when I was 25, and I met so many friendly, warm and inviting people that I couldn't wait to go back the next year. In fact, when I hit the pub in Scotland, a group of local girls came over and wanted to know why I was alone, and I told them I was on a vacation by myself, and they said they couldn't have such a nice girl all by herself, so they "adopted" me for the next two days and showed me around the city, and took me to all kinds of placed I'd never have found by myself. The weather in the UK might be cold at times, but the people are most certainly not.
So is that where you want to go again before you die?
Nope, been there plenty, as I said earlier, I'd really want to see the Great Pyramids and all that someday. Once as a kid and once several years ago they had a number of artifacts at the museum, and I was simply fascinated by them and their whole culture. I've told hubby if I go before him I expect something similar in terms of a memorial...
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With Halloween out of the way, Christmas is on it's way....so I submit this, the greatest rock and roll Christmas song ever written:
"When I was small I believed in Santa Claus
Though I knew it was my dad
And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas
Open my presents and I'd be glad
But the last time I played Father Christmas
I stood outside a department store
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
And knocked my reindeer to the floor
They said:
Father Christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys.
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys"
Just a sample of the genius that is Ray Davie and the Kinks.
"When I was small I believed in Santa Claus
Though I knew it was my dad
And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas
Open my presents and I'd be glad
But the last time I played Father Christmas
I stood outside a department store
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
And knocked my reindeer to the floor
They said:
Father Christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys.
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys"
Just a sample of the genius that is Ray Davie and the Kinks.
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If you're going gay, it's a likely permanent change, so I'd want someone that'd be fun to be with, smart, as well as sexy. Ever since I saw The Proposal, Sandra Bullock would do nicely....
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Quote by Ling-Li
A totally appropriate quote from a favorite show of mine... see if you can name it...
"Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness."
I rarely apologize when it's not warranted. But I DO make up for my behavior in some way or other when it is warranted.
And my bad habit is... um, I'm not entirely sure actually.
Using too many ellipses?
Ling
Yes.... I've been accused of that myself...
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Quote by chefkathleenQuote by Charley
I'm surprised to see so many people wanting to visit my homeland, England. I didn't think we Brits were that popular these days. Myself, I travel a lot, but the places I'd really love to see are Australia and New Zealand. C.
You're not Charley. They want to see the land not the people.
Can't agree with that. I toured the UK on a bed and breakfast/rental car deal when I was 25, and I met so many friendly, warm and inviting people that I couldn't wait to go back the next year. In fact, when I hit the pub in Scotland, a group of local girls came over and wanted to know why I was alone, and I told them I was on a vacation by myself, and they said they couldn't have such a nice girl all by herself, so they "adopted" me for the next two days and showed me around the city, and took me to all kinds of placed I'd never have found by myself. The weather in the UK might be cold at times, but the people are most certainly not.
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Hubby's good for just holding me and soothing me until I've cried it out, then he'll want to know what if anything he can do to help, which I love because sometimes I just need the holding, and sometimes I need a solution! It's also nice to know he's never 100% certain what to do, so he ASKS me, which makes me feel better instantly, because he's willing to do whatever I might need.
I dated a guy once who couldn't handle crying at all, he'd offer me anything in the world to stop, do you need a drink? a hug? a soda? your jacket? a fur coat? diamond earrings? If I was cruel I could gotten anything I wanted from him.PL4HbfaGNRoQh3g3
Now our men crying?
He's only cried a few times that I know of, when I accepted his proposal, he shed a few happy tears, when he found out we were expecting we both cried tears of joy, and while in the theater watching the move UP, he bawled like a baby in a certain spot. Admittedly, so did I. He's also got a book series that he loves and there's a part in the final book that never fails to get him.
I dated a guy once who couldn't handle crying at all, he'd offer me anything in the world to stop, do you need a drink? a hug? a soda? your jacket? a fur coat? diamond earrings? If I was cruel I could gotten anything I wanted from him.PL4HbfaGNRoQh3g3
Now our men crying?
He's only cried a few times that I know of, when I accepted his proposal, he shed a few happy tears, when he found out we were expecting we both cried tears of joy, and while in the theater watching the move UP, he bawled like a baby in a certain spot. Admittedly, so did I. He's also got a book series that he loves and there's a part in the final book that never fails to get him.
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Going through a horrible case of it right now, of course I do have a few things on my mind, but it seems like every idea I come up with sounds flat and stale to me, and the stories I've done as part of an intended series have yet to inspire me to get back to them. Maybe in February I'll be back at full speed...
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I've done the US / Australia / Europe / Asia / Japan trips, the only thing I'd really like to do travel wise is kayak with the Whales, Orcas, Icebergs - maybe Alaska / Arctic - something like this: http://www.sea-quest-kayak.com/sea-kayaking-trips-kayak-tours-alaska.htm.
Anyone?
If kayaking with the whales is your thing, come hit the San Juans here in Washington, it's beautiful in early fall, and you will have the whales literally bumping in to you. No icebergs though.
Of course it'd be nice to win the lottery and travel to wherever we wanted, but hubby and I both agreed that we'd love to see the Great Pyramids and the wonders of ancient Egypt.
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Hubby's mother and I get along very well, so it was never an issue, but I dated a guy once for almost a year and his mother despised me for some odd reason. I use to dread anything with his family, it wasn't the only reason we broke up, but it was one of them.
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Not at all, when I met hubby, he was worried that I had more education than he did, but I pointed out that within five minutes of picking me up for our first date he had me giggling at one of his jokes, and from then on, he made me feel good whenever we were together. So much that when he asked if we could make this a permanent deal, he got as far as "Will you mar-" and I was "YES!!! YES!!!"
Single girls, what he makes or what he does for a living is immaterial, go for the guy who makes you feel the warm fuzzies all the time.
Single girls, what he makes or what he does for a living is immaterial, go for the guy who makes you feel the warm fuzzies all the time.
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Several bottles of decent quality wine, some reasonably fresh fruit, salad fixings, a couple of dressings, (first time I looked through hubby's fridge I pointed out that he only had Italian dressing. He said that's the only kind he liked...
) and something NON-alcoholic because at 9am, I prefer a Diet Coke or orange juice to beer or wine...especially if I have to work...
) and something NON-alcoholic because at 9am, I prefer a Diet Coke or orange juice to beer or wine...especially if I have to work... 
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Well, I can't drink right now, but I usually bought my own back in the day. No way is some guy going to think I owe him anything.
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I've written quite a few lesbian stories, even though I've never done anything more than barely kiss another woman. It's up to the readers to judge how well I've done it. If you write, you write. I don't imagine Dean Koontz has ever gone on a killing spree, but he sure writes about them well. It's VERY credible.
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Never actually did it with a stranger, but we did a bit of a roleplay thing with it, hubby was miffed when I kept the money though...:-)
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I have never worn a wonder bra....however, I used to have a water bra that I wore years ago when I was a coctail waitress. Anything to help boost the tips ya know....lol.
Our favorite waitress at our local steakhouse was apparently quite well put together under their full coverage, but snug uniforms, and then one day I saw her at the mall, and she looked totally different. I asked her, and she wore a wonder-bra, and padded panties to look a little hotter than nature intended for her. Plus her really, really green eyes were colored contacts. She did explain though that with one semester of grad school to go, she had not incurred any students loans and had paid all her tuition via waitressing. Smart girl.
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http://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/our-first-er-second-time.aspx#at
It didn't hurt me a bit, but my poor man.....100% true...
It didn't hurt me a bit, but my poor man.....100% true...
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I, too wore one when put into a bridesmaid dress, and the guy I was with then thought it looked awesome, but when it came off that night, he looked so dejected. I told him "What, you expected them to be improved because of the bra?"