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castlequeen
Over 90 days ago
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Must keep this away from hubby, or he'll try to find a king size version...
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DON'T try to force her, I agree, let me, er, have my head as it were and I'll take very good care of you, I promise.
DON'T leap into bed without checking with your partner first! (see my true story)
DON'T smirk if your partner does something dorky, you may piss her off. One night early in the relationship I had bought a new outfit at Victoria's Secret and was excited to wear it for him. I put it on and presented myself as seductively as I could. He pointed and laughed because while I had the outfit just right, the tube socks I'd neglected to remove sort of lessened the impact. His smartass behavior led to a rapid dismissal from my bedroom. Sadly, I was weak. While I attempted to make him sleep on the couch, I lasted a whole 30 minutes before I ravaged him on the couch, however, he learned not to laugh at me at certain times.
DON'T leap into bed without checking with your partner first! (see my true story)
DON'T smirk if your partner does something dorky, you may piss her off. One night early in the relationship I had bought a new outfit at Victoria's Secret and was excited to wear it for him. I put it on and presented myself as seductively as I could. He pointed and laughed because while I had the outfit just right, the tube socks I'd neglected to remove sort of lessened the impact. His smartass behavior led to a rapid dismissal from my bedroom. Sadly, I was weak. While I attempted to make him sleep on the couch, I lasted a whole 30 minutes before I ravaged him on the couch, however, he learned not to laugh at me at certain times.
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Lying is the biggie for me. His only acceptable lies are when I try to get hints about Christmas or birthday gifts, but other than that, even if he lied about having a beer with his friends instead of coming straight home, I'd be very upset with him. I've been 100% honest with him from day one, and I expect the same in return.
Cheating wouldn't be a deal-breaker because he'd be dead.
Cheating wouldn't be a deal-breaker because he'd be dead.
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No contest....ZR1 Corvette....I can do 210 miles an hour in it!
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Quote by DBarclay
Send the girl out to the kitchen ..to get me a cup of tea
and a few hobnobs
See, now then if he did that I'd be a widow...
For myself, snuggling up in his arms, which he hates in hot weather, but I can't help it.
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Being married, I still try to dress how he likes me, certain colors, shorter skirts for date night than I wear to work, etc. I'm weird though, I'm comfortable in just about anything, so if it's super-dressy for work, fine, formal wear, fine, whatever. I think by still dressing how he likes for date nights though, is a way of showing him that even after almost ten years, I still like to impress and thrill him. Which I better do as much as possible as...I'm starting to show just a hint of a bump...
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It happened on our fourth date, (which is chronicled in my stories), but every one is different. One of my best friends told him on their very first date, and they've been happily married for 15 years. Only you know if it's the right time.
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Thanks all, now that I'm on enforced sobriety you have a neat discussion about drinks....
When I do drink, I'm a wine drinker, usually Gewürtztraminers and Reislings, but every so often I'll have a drink I sort of made in college. I call it Chocolate Rum. Equal parts white rum, creme de menthe, creme de cocoa, and half and half, and then blend it with ice. It's a yummy, mintchip shake type thing that knocks you on your butt after a few. It's QUITE good, even if hubby calls it a "total, chick, pansy-assed drink".
When I do drink, I'm a wine drinker, usually Gewürtztraminers and Reislings, but every so often I'll have a drink I sort of made in college. I call it Chocolate Rum. Equal parts white rum, creme de menthe, creme de cocoa, and half and half, and then blend it with ice. It's a yummy, mintchip shake type thing that knocks you on your butt after a few. It's QUITE good, even if hubby calls it a "total, chick, pansy-assed drink".
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Mmmm...yes! The first time hubby and I went away on vacation as a couple. That first night will live in my memories forever. Even though we'd been having sex for two months, it was....incredible.
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Quote by ali2teaseuQuote by Zafia
I just saw previews to his new movie Alice and Wonderland.....he is one crazy Mad Hatter but still very adorable...LOL!
Love this look on him.....*sighs*
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Wow. I feel really, really, old. Have none of you ever even heard of Barry White?
The man probably is responsible for about 20% of the 30 and under population! His voice just makes you wanna get it on sooo bad.....
The man probably is responsible for about 20% of the 30 and under population! His voice just makes you wanna get it on sooo bad.....
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I get to look forward to all this?
Oh. Joy.
I'm just terrified I'll be like my mother and father. How my brother and I survived without being locked up is beyond me.
Oh. Joy.
I'm just terrified I'll be like my mother and father. How my brother and I survived without being locked up is beyond me.
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Quote by ZafiaQuote by castlequeen
Staff psychologist for an HMO. There's days when it's the greatest job in the world, and there's days when it's the worst.
That is very cool....do you have a particular population that you see? I'm a LCPC (Licensed Therapist) and I focus mainly on domestic violence survivors and those who have been victims of heinous crimes......
Three shifts out of five I work with trauma victims, not necessarily crime, but people who have had disfigurements from accidents, burns, etc. and that can be incredibly rewarding (but hard on the heartstrings). The other two I work in research/health & wellness working with people who refuse to take care of themselves. I consult on the programs, reading materials, etc to see how effective they might be and also run a few classes designed to effectively reach at risk people. That can be soooooo boring.
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Quote by chefkathleenGot our 4th BBQ menu all planned!
Tri tip, venison steaks, Nathan's Hot Dogs (a MUST!), Linguica sausages, and some really tasty chicken kabobs.
My world famous macaroni salad, 3 bean salad, fresh seedless watermelon, Yakima cherries and homemade ice cream!
Hubby went his usual overboard at the fireworks stand and dropped nearly two hundred dollars, so we should have a festive, tasty, and highly flammable 4th!
Man that's some craving CQ. Did you let your hubby have any?
Ate it all myself! We usually have about 50 people over for the 4th, and they all bring plenty of stuff, too. Haven't gotten to weird cravings yet. Wonder when they'll come along?
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It's harder to get women to quit than guys. Guys are simple, I just pull out the statistic that 96% of the men UNDER 40 that need Viagra are smokers. That usually convinces them that it's a bad idea.
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Hmmm...sports and me get along well enough that I'm usually enjoying a Bruins game with him (we're not quite there yet, next year, Cup or bust!) so that's not much of a surprise. Once I surprised him by taking him to a "guy's lunch" at Hooter's with wings, beer, ogling of the waitresses then took him back to his office where I locked his door as we went in and took him right there.
He was quite pleasantly surprised.
He was quite pleasantly surprised.
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I am sooo uncool. Two simple spots on each ear lobe. Usually go with a decorative stud and something dangling. The thought of....other spots?
Ugh.
Ugh.
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Me too!
We have a winnah!!!!
Yow. The line was too long for Public Enemies, now I MUST see it...
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Staff psychologist for an HMO. There's days when it's the greatest job in the world, and there's days when it's the worst.
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Quote by heartofdarkness
This lot are celebs to me
01. Zafia
02. techgoddess
03. ali2teaseu
04. rxtales
05. castlequeen
06. Catnip
07. Ling-Li
08. fystee
09. lexylove
10. O0ziiomara0O
Aw, you're sweet to an old broad....:-)
Maybe it's the hormones talking, but we went to see the Proposal and damned if I didn't have some thoughts about Sanrda Bullock...that lady is in terrific shape!
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Ugh...cannot sleep, might as well post...
10. Wil Smith
9. Ben Affleck
8. Johnny Depp
7. Josh Hartnett
6. Ray Bourque (hockey player and god)
5. Mick Jagger (I'm dating myself, I know, but Mick STILL has it going on!)
4. Christopher Pine (and all because of one movie, no less!)
3. Hugh Grant
2. Robert Downey Jr.
1. Brendan Fraser (he is, in fact, laminated on my celebrity cheat card)
10. Wil Smith
9. Ben Affleck
8. Johnny Depp
7. Josh Hartnett
6. Ray Bourque (hockey player and god)
5. Mick Jagger (I'm dating myself, I know, but Mick STILL has it going on!)
4. Christopher Pine (and all because of one movie, no less!)
3. Hugh Grant
2. Robert Downey Jr.
1. Brendan Fraser (he is, in fact, laminated on my celebrity cheat card)
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Don't get the appeal of virtually all of the teenybopper guys, and I don't get Brad Pitt, either. Clooney yes, but Pitt, no. It's okay ladies, you can have either of them as long as you leave Brendan Fraser all to me..
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Got our 4th BBQ menu all planned!
Tri tip, venison steaks, Nathan's Hot Dogs (a MUST!), Linguica sausages, and some really tasty chicken kabobs.
My world famous macaroni salad, 3 bean salad, fresh seedless watermelon, Yakima cherries and homemade ice cream!
Hubby went his usual overboard at the fireworks stand and dropped nearly two hundred dollars, so we should have a festive, tasty, and highly flammable 4th!
Tri tip, venison steaks, Nathan's Hot Dogs (a MUST!), Linguica sausages, and some really tasty chicken kabobs.
My world famous macaroni salad, 3 bean salad, fresh seedless watermelon, Yakima cherries and homemade ice cream!
Hubby went his usual overboard at the fireworks stand and dropped nearly two hundred dollars, so we should have a festive, tasty, and highly flammable 4th!
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Listen tot eh song Dear God by XTC. That sums up my views on God.
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Never did it in a car, never had the chance.ypeWLLjVrvGMtnkQ Was such a geek that no guys asked me out in high school hardly. Didn't date much or have sex until college, and then the ol' "you bail and sleep elsewhere tonight and I'll sleep elsewhere tomorrow night for you" deal worked well enough that I didn't have to do it in a car.
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Mr. Evans.....was the football coach, but also taught English, and taught it with enthusiasm. I was far from the only girl to have a thing for him. Unfortunately, the damnable bitch of a science teacher got to marry him. Every girl in school wanted to kill her...
Never had a thing for any of the my college profs except I might have had a bit of a girl crush/heroine worship for one of my bio teachers, she was just super cool and I always wanted to just hang out with her because she was as big of a geek as I was.
Never had a thing for any of the my college profs except I might have had a bit of a girl crush/heroine worship for one of my bio teachers, she was just super cool and I always wanted to just hang out with her because she was as big of a geek as I was.
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Never had a problem with extensions, but I did wear a wig for about two months when my regular girl quit and I had my hair cut by someone who should never have been allowed in a salon. I'd borrowed it from a friend who was into a different look every day. I started dating a guy, and while kissing him good night it slipped. I laughed, pulled it off and told I was hiding nothing more than a bad haircut. He laughed at it, and all was well. However, I now realize that I've worn my hair just about the same for almost four years....hmmm time for a change!
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Dealing with cheating is quite simple. Make your threat grisly enough and he'll never even think of it.CK6ItJqMp6KIguto Hubby knows that a fate worse than death awaits him should he stray, and he rarely even look at the other women these days. Something about the rusty butcher's knife and a really, really slow vengeance..... I suspect that being preggers is going to send me round the bend on this issue as I start gaining weight, though. "You want her because I'm fat and ugly! Waaaahhhhaaaaha!!"