Interesting how the term "gay" is used. I don't think all women are a bit gay, but I sure as hell think a very great many are a little bit "bi", then again, I think all of us, not just women are a little bit "bi".
(gets flame-proof suit ready for inevitable barrage)
Hmmm....hubby does a decent job on the dance floor and rocks my world in bed, but I've dated guys who were terrible on the floor and great in bed, too, so there's no real rule on that. Having said that, hubby replied that great dancers make the best partners in bed as far as his experience. (He apparently thinks me to be a "pretty good" dancer) I've heard the same from any number of guys.
Nutter Butter, not the peanut shaped ones, the wafers, which are insanely delicious, and if I can get them in visits to Canada, Peanut Butter Pirate cookies. Rocky road or mint chip ice cream, (really though, there are no bad flavors are there?) and candy?
Oh Henry's, $100,000 bars, and the most excellent Brit import, Lion Bars!! Yummy!
As far as chips, any kind of corn chip besides Fritos (too, too much salt) and I'm a happy girl!
And while they're classified as breakfast food, I still have a place in my heart for PopTarts...Iced Strawberry! Many, many happy saturday mornings eating those and watching cartoons!
None of them, as hubby and I hit the sack whenever, and quite frankly, sex with him is the best I've ever known, so who cares about that? The only reason I can't eat whatever I want now has nothing to do with being married...pregnancy will do a number on THAT better than being married will...
An old guy is spending the summer at his fishing cottage way up in the mountains. It's a pretty remote spot, so he rarely sees anyone, but one fine afternoon a car pulling a small boat behind it pulls up to the cabin across the lake from the guy, and the car has cans tied to it and "Just Married" has been painted on the back window, and there's ribbons and streamers all over the car. A stunning blonde gets out, still in her pristine wedding dress, and the guy jumps out, embraces her and carries her over the threshold. The old guy laughs to himself. "Don't know why the durned fool brought the boat, he's gonna be just a mite busy to be doing any fishing!"
He gets up the next day bright and early, but he's stunned to see the guy out in his boat alone!
He wolfs down some toast and coffee and gets his own boat out and putts over to say hello to the guy, figuring him to have somehow done something dumb on his wedding night.
"Howdy neighbor!" he calls out. "Surprised to see you out here this morning!"
"Why's that?," says the guy.
"Figured you'd be in there screwing that gorgeous babe."
"Can't. She's got gonorrhea."
"Well, that don't stop a gal from blowing you does it?"
"Can't. She's got pyorrhea."
"Damn, well you could always do her in the ass can't ya?"
"Can't. She's got diarrhea."
"Damn! Gonorrhea, pyorrhea AND diarrhea? What the hell did ya marry her for?"
The guy shrugs his shoulders.
"Hey, the bitch also has worms and I like to fish!"
A little old lady was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her.
"You've led a long and good life" the genie said, "I have come to reward you by granting you three wishes. Ask for anything you want and I will make it happen."
The old lady was surprised but cynical. Not really believing that anything would happen she decided to play along for a minute. "Ok" she said, "turn all those dirty dishes into money." With that there was a big Poof! and the dishes had turned into a big pile of cash.
"My" said the old lady, staggered that it had actually worked, "Perhaps you could make me look young and beautiful again?" There was another big poof and the woman now looked lots younger and was very good looking. Excitedly she carried on, "Can you turn my dear old cat into a handsome young man?"
Once more there was a big Poof, and the cat was replaced by a handsome young man. Smiling devilishly she turned to the young man and said "At last! Now I want to make love with you for the rest of the day and all night too!"
The young man just looked at her for moment then replied in a high pitched voice, "Well you should have thought about that before you took me to the vet's shouldn't you!"
Q: What do you get when your cross a dyslexic with an agnostic?
A: Someone who isn't sure if he believes in dogs.
A gentleman of 50 marries a beautiful 24 year old, and she wanted to go to a romantic european village for the honeymoon. They find a small village in France where little has changed in some 300 years and it's perfect. Their hotel room is just right, the dinner they're served before they go to bed is delicious, and they passionately make love.
She tell him "you always know the time here because the constable rings the bells every hour, so every hour we will make love."
After two rounds the guy's okay, but a little tired. He tells her "I"m gonna go grab another bottle of wine, I'll be right back!" He takes off and sure enough he finds the constable under the bell tower.
"Hey, you're doing a fine job with the bells, but here's a hundred euros to ring them every TWO hours instead."
"Ah, sir I would be delighted to oblige you, but a young lady had already offered me two hundred euros to ring them every HALF hour..."
It didn't bother me before, but now? Yikes! Let's just add total insane jealousy to the list of unwanted pregnancy side effects. I'm currently experiencing the "total raging hormones" part of it. I just love weeping uncontrollably for no apparent reason and then threatening to kill a co-worker five minutes later. Luckily she's had five kids, she just laughed and told me it was fine with her, she 'd been there herself.
Changed too much for my taste, but then again, no movie will ever match up to the book unless it's nine hours long. Somehow, I just can't see them giving the green light to that.
Now Castlequeen has to reveal her ill-spent youth as a rocker-chick.
If there's Deadheads, I was a Kinkhead, having seen the Kinks some 18 times, Ray solo 5 times and Dave solo 4 times. Seen:
Sammy Hagar
Cheap Trick
AC/DC
Blue Oyster Cult
Tom Petty
Nick Lowe
Elvis Costello
Dave Edmunds
Ringo Starr and his All Starr Band
Steve Miller
YES
ELP
Moody Blues
Eddie Money
Jefferson Starship
38 Special
The Smithereens
ZZ Top
Rolling Stones
Living Colour
Greg Kihn
Huey Lewis
Dylan and the Dead special one time concert at Oakland (the high lasted for days it seemed like and that was from second hand smoke...LOL)
Matthew Sweet
Fountains of Wayne
OK-Go
The Posies
George Clinton/P-Funk, etc, etc.
Squeeze
Molly Hatchet
I'm sure there's more that I've simply forgotten...now that a concert at a decent venue is in the hundred dollar range, I rarely go anymore. I saw the ads for Blondie, but 129.99 a ticket? Sorry, nostalgia isn't worth it. DEVO came by last summer, but 89.00? Don't think so.
Lisa has the right of it, love makes even the most average sex loads better.
Don't know if you've gotten everything for the trip, but hubby and I bought shirts from REI Outdoor Equipment that actually have some sort of insect repellent in the fabric, and they really work!
Have a great trip!!!!
Got some fresh halibut so tonight is The Queen's World Famous Halibut & Chips! (well, it's world famous here in Seattle) Hubby loves it, and I love it, and it's fairly easy to cook, it just takes a little prep time.
Matthew Sweet and Susannah Hoffs- Under The Covers Volume 2. If you loved the 70's, you really need to buy this record. Sweet and Hoffs provide a most unique take on the classics of the era. And if you like their take on the 70's, Under The Covers Volume 1 is a shimmering slice of 60's pop gems as interpreted by the talented duo.
Now if my man Matthew would just tour the northwest so I could see him on stage again....
Actually, some of them aren't bad! The green ones just above the car would be kind of cool, as would the moccasins with the toes on them! I'm no judge though, Zafia dear? I do believe this is your department...LOL
I finished a re-read of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince in anticipation of seeing the movie, and I started on Pride & Prejudice & Zombies, and.....it's a hoot and a half! Lizzy Bennet, out slashing and hacking the undead to bits? Great idea!
The only time I was ever embarrassed was when we went to visit hubby's folks so he could introduce me to them. I was in our bedroom and felt the need, and his mother walked in on me! Cool as a cucumber, she said "I need to do the same myself at times, carry on!" and slipped back out the door. Later we joked about it, and now whenever we visit and I go up to our room alone she'll ask if I'm gonna rub one out...
Here's a question though: What was the first time your partner ever caught you masturbating, and how did you deal with it?
After being together for about two months, I was waiting for him to shower and change over at his place and I sorta got caught up in what I imagined was going to happen later in the evening. I got so lost in it that I didn't hear the shower shut off and he walks into the room, startles me, and says, "You couldn't wait, could you?" then he burst out laughing, which embarrassed me for about a second before I shot back, "Don't keep me waiting so long then!" at which point our dinner reservation was all shot to hell...
Discovered Morningstar Farms has a veggie Italian sausage, so we grilled those up, very tasty, and quite healthy!
Plus....rocky road ice cream for desert. Summer evenings don't get any better.
I recommend "Bruno". It's quite easily the funniest thing I've seen this year. Odd, hubby was offended at some parts, and I just kept laughing harder.
Hubby was pretty good about it, telling me that he didn't care, that I was still the most beautiful woman he'd ever known...which was pretty damn sweet, I thought. Ali, did you buy maternity clothes as you needed them or did you buy a ton of stuff up front? For now, my dresses will be fine, but the bump's just going to get more obvious...:-)
