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OK, checked with hubby, his answer was as follows: "Wouldn't get a damn thing done because I'd be playing with them all day."
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castlequeen
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Well, still being somewhat new to this board, I didn't know it had been discussed extensively, nor was I planning on discussing it. Simply mentioning a fact....yeesh! Y'all are tough on the new girls....
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Hasn't this been addressed about a zillion times before?
Rocco, I've told you a million times to not exaggerate.
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Quote by lexyloveQuote by castlequeen
spank the monkey
love that euphemism...I'm using it from now on!
Shortly after our first time, hubby was on a business trip and admitted masturbating while thinking about me, and we got to discussing the various terms for it and my god, there's about a million aren't there?
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I was chatting with hubby at lunch and we discussed pickup lines. He told me of one his friend uses that seems to work a lot because it just so....ballsy.
He'll walk up to a woman in a bar and say "D'you wanna fuck or should I apologize?" Hubby says he gets tons of women with that line!
He'll walk up to a woman in a bar and say "D'you wanna fuck or should I apologize?" Hubby says he gets tons of women with that line!
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Did you want me to just post pictures of my husband and I fucking? It would be easier than these kinds of posts that you make just so you can spank the monkey thinking about our answers.
Try contributing to the forums in a meaningful way.
Try contributing to the forums in a meaningful way.
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Hmmm....maybe dinner, drinks, etc is paying for it. Come to think of it, when I think of all the crappy dinners at horrible restaurants, weak, watered down drinks and cheesy movies I've endured, maybe it would have been better to charge directly for the sex...then I could have used the money to buy myself a really good meal, gone to a good film, etc.UERTpFO1E3oofFoS
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I liked this post better!
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/04/rachael-ray-tattoo/
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/04/rachael-ray-tattoo/
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Sneezing could be....dangerous. I had a guy get mad because I stopped giving him head while I had a sneezing fit. I had to explian that if he wanted to risk me biting it off, fine, I'd keep going. He changed his mind immediately for some reason.
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Yeah, guys, you can answer as well!
He's not actually part of the staff, he just guest lectures, and this lady is a new teacher there. That's what I'm worried about, they usually do have a number of models for these classes, right? The only reason I can see for her to ask him is if she's interested in him, which, quite frankly, can be very, very hazardous to another woman's health.EeZLGsf5PNgp9kQF
He's not actually part of the staff, he just guest lectures, and this lady is a new teacher there. That's what I'm worried about, they usually do have a number of models for these classes, right? The only reason I can see for her to ask him is if she's interested in him, which, quite frankly, can be very, very hazardous to another woman's health.EeZLGsf5PNgp9kQF
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Valentines Day 2003. Out in the giant redwoods of Northern California. A tiny, but comfortable cabin, incredible natural beauty, champagne, and my man? Couldn't be beat.
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My husband is a graphic designer, and every so often will lecture at the local community college's computer classes. While on his last trip there, he had a meal with the faculty, and one of the painting instructors (female) offered to have him pose for a nude studies class. He's stoked, being 48, but I'm not so sure I like this. I 100% trust him, and I know he's not going anywhere, but I don't trust HER.
Would anyone else have issues with their partner doing this? He's told me numerous times he'd be okay with me, but I'd never do it, mainly because I like him being the only guy that gets to see all of me.
Would anyone else have issues with their partner doing this? He's told me numerous times he'd be okay with me, but I'd never do it, mainly because I like him being the only guy that gets to see all of me.
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No win, no prize, just seeing how much fun we can have with the TRUTH...mine's up and it's pretty much accurate but I think I told it well.
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That's pretty bad, I often wonder what logic tells guys certain lines might work.
Had a guy tell me he had a little dick but a ten inch tongue. OH sure, I'd like to go right home with a guy like that? Not on your life.
My husband though had a great line. We met at a party thrown by mutual friends and I'm standing by myself with a wine cooler in my hand and this handsome man comes up to me and says all shy like "I"m sorry, you probably wouldn't remember, but didn't we used to be married?" I laughed so hard I dropped my drink, and being the gallant guy he was, he got me a new one and we started talking, and almost ten years later, I'm still here.
Had a guy tell me he had a little dick but a ten inch tongue. OH sure, I'd like to go right home with a guy like that? Not on your life.
My husband though had a great line. We met at a party thrown by mutual friends and I'm standing by myself with a wine cooler in my hand and this handsome man comes up to me and says all shy like "I"m sorry, you probably wouldn't remember, but didn't we used to be married?" I laughed so hard I dropped my drink, and being the gallant guy he was, he got me a new one and we started talking, and almost ten years later, I'm still here.
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Doesn't have to be too long, maybe 1-3 pages. Mine's done, just having hubby read over it to see if he can hang with the literal truth being out there....
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Write a short, but 100% TRUE story about your own sex life, no adding 20 minutes to your durability guys, no saying the guy looked like Brad Pitt ladies, (unless you have slept with him) just take an actual experience and make it sound as good as you can while keeping it truthful!
We'll see who can remain honest here....and who has to embellish the truth!
Submit it, and make it clear that it's the 100% truthful story!
PLEASE do not write about anything illegal that you might have done!!!!
We'll see who can remain honest here....and who has to embellish the truth!
Submit it, and make it clear that it's the 100% truthful story!
PLEASE do not write about anything illegal that you might have done!!!!
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Quote by nicolaQuote by ali2teaseu
Never too old for Lush - just too young.
Well said Ali.
We have people here of all ages baker. We did a poll a while back and it showed a good spread throughout all the age ranges, all the way up to ripe old age.
I'm about the same age as CQ.
You're twentynineteen, too?
Cool!
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Had a guy that asked if I minded a bit of roleplay and costume play. I said no worries, figuring he was up for the ol' schoolgirl fantasy or the naughty librarian or something equally common. Nooooo.....he wanted me to dress up as the Pink Power Ranger. I couldn't get out that door fast enough!
I did have one guy that hated for me to take my shoes off though. Not just heels, which I can sort of see, but running shoes, hiking boots, etc. No other clothes, but he hated to see me lose the footwear.
I did have one guy that hated for me to take my shoes off though. Not just heels, which I can sort of see, but running shoes, hiking boots, etc. No other clothes, but he hated to see me lose the footwear.
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tsk, tsk....oh, that's right, no worries....this girl uses a Mac!
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Rocco, I see a topic entitled "New Shoe" and of course I check it out, will it be a nice set of a strappy heels, or maybe an open-toed sandal?
No. It's a gag. Don't tease us women like that. We will hurt you.
No. It's a gag. Don't tease us women like that. We will hurt you.
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Doubly sad because one of my favorite memories is watching the original show with my father when I was a kid.
RIP, I hope the next world is a happier place for you.
RIP, I hope the next world is a happier place for you.
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I'm too tired to cook, dammit! I'm making hubby take us out!!!
Actually, I have several things in the freezer that my husband has no idea why they are there. Those items are my "out to dinner inspiration". It works like this:
Him: "What's for dinner tonight?"
Me: "I thought I'd use that chicken your mother gave us and those frozen biscuits and veggies to make chicken and dumplings!"
Him: "Hey, you deserve a break from cooking, let's go out for Italian/Mexican/Thai/Chinese/Steaks!"
Me: "Great idea, honey!"
That crap's been in my freezer for over a year and a half, and it's gotten me taken out to dinner probably 50 times!
My husband is just the right amount of gullible.
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I'll be 40 before the summer's over, so you can't be all that old....
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I think I get why it means so much to guys; look at their other hobbies and interests!
"It's 4th and 3 on the 17 and Raiders are going to go for it with 2:27 left to go in the 4th quarter!"
"Wow, Rivera is still throwing 95.4 miles an hour after 22 pitches!"
"Klitschko has a 7 inch reach advantage over his opponent in this fight and outweighs him by 27 pounds!"
"Yeah, man, Stewart was on the pole at 183.701 MPH, Gordon just missed it at 183.621!"
"Well, he ran a 4.23 at the combine, that's why they drafted him in the 1st round!"
It's no wonder boob and dick sizes mean so much to them!
"It's 4th and 3 on the 17 and Raiders are going to go for it with 2:27 left to go in the 4th quarter!"
"Wow, Rivera is still throwing 95.4 miles an hour after 22 pitches!"
"Klitschko has a 7 inch reach advantage over his opponent in this fight and outweighs him by 27 pounds!"
"Yeah, man, Stewart was on the pole at 183.701 MPH, Gordon just missed it at 183.621!"
"Well, he ran a 4.23 at the combine, that's why they drafted him in the 1st round!"
It's no wonder boob and dick sizes mean so much to them!
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1. Hmmm...I like my men not super tall, but taller than me, so 5'11" is a must!
2. I don't like skinny or overly muscular guys, he's got have some meat on the bones!
3. Liking older guys as a rule, I love salt and pepper!
4. These are all very subjective, but I like my guys to be respectable looking, and if he's still got a boyish smile, he's doing good!
5. It doesn't matter in the slightest, as long as he knows how to use it!
6. I like some, but if I need to fetch the weed whacker, it's time for a trim!
7. No tats, unless it's something special. My husband doesn't have any, but his best friend has his son's name on his shoulder because the boy was an unexpected surprise after they'd been told they couldn't have children!
2. I don't like skinny or overly muscular guys, he's got have some meat on the bones!
3. Liking older guys as a rule, I love salt and pepper!
4. These are all very subjective, but I like my guys to be respectable looking, and if he's still got a boyish smile, he's doing good!
5. It doesn't matter in the slightest, as long as he knows how to use it!
6. I like some, but if I need to fetch the weed whacker, it's time for a trim!
7. No tats, unless it's something special. My husband doesn't have any, but his best friend has his son's name on his shoulder because the boy was an unexpected surprise after they'd been told they couldn't have children!
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I have almost always dated guys older than myself. My first serious boyfriend in college was 26 to my 19. In my senior year I dated a guy who was 31. When I was 27 I dated a guy who was 53. It wasn't their money, or their looks that got me, it was their charm. I showed up at the 53 year old's place one night for a "night on the town", but when I walked in, dressed to the nines, he hit the remote on his stereo and "Dancing Cheek To Cheek" came out and he took me in his arms......needless to say, we never left the house! My husband's 8 years older than me, but he melted my heart and charmed the socks right off of me too. I wouldn't say a younger guy can't catch my attention, but he better have had some serious style and charm if he wanted anything else.
Young men, pay attention!!!
Young men, pay attention!!!