Walk-in cooler at the the pizza place I worked at in college. He was visiting as we closed, everyone else had gone, and while accompanying me as I did inventory I told him a guy couldn't get it up in the walk in because it was too cold.
He proved me wrong.
Delightfully so.
My brother wrecked a brand new pair of Oakleys while in his race car and was fuming because they were so expensive. Next week it happened again but he was laughing and I asked him why. He led me to his truck and opened his glove box where there was a big box of knock-offs that he'd bought at the flea market for 30.00, his REAL new pair of Oakleys were behind the visor of his truck, safe and sound.
Of course, living in Seattle I don't really need sunglasses.
OK, yesterday was a new one, the parking lot at Home Depot.
Tonight it's the BBQ as well here. Get to watch him act all manly is if a female is incapable of cooking meat over an open grill. However, we do have ten pounds of fresh linguica sausage, which is just about heaven on the grill! Time to get started on the potato and macaroni salads and my key lime pie!
#9 baffles poor hubby so....
on the other #6 does NOT apply to me at all....then again, having a father, uncle and a younger brother who all drive or drove racing cars might make me a bit different than most girls....although I did tell my brother that I could never drive a race car because his fireproof racing boots were blue, and his car is green white and black, and it just does not work! So #9 would come into play here!
Good one, especially because........hubby said it's TIME!!!!!!!!! Nervous, excited, terrified, relieved, serene and horny, is this all normal ladies?
It'll be the biggest decision of my life to have a child, and even though we've just started discussing it, I'm beginning to understand what an awesome responsibility it is.
Made my man pig slop.....no, not the actual thing, it's a recipe, browned ground beef, drained, cooked with cream of mushroom soup and a mix of peppers, and then poured over a bed of chow mein noodles and baked with cheese on top. Old family recipe, and it's quite good!
"Please tell me you can last longer than this!" was not one of my better moments. For some odd reason, he never called me again.
I think I'm the only woman to ever buy her brother a hooker...:-) He'd gotten dumped by his girlfriend, and he and I were in Lake Tahoe, and it was his b-day. I hit a 700 dollar jackpot on the slots, and figured what the hell? So I dropped him off at the Bunny Ranch, had a glass of wine with hubby while he was indulging himself.
Yes, it would be better if we dominated the world. Women tend to be far more practical simply because most often, WE'RE running the household. We have to figure how to get the most out of X amount of grocery money, we pay the bills, we determine how much to set aside for a rainy day, we decide if we can "get by" without buying a new whatever, and so on. Those of us with kids can settle arguments better than any diplomat, and let's just say I'm the President, give me 19 other women leaders, 50 pounds of chocolate, unlimited lattes, and an all-day mall excursion, and we'll resolve 95% of what ails our world, plus, we'd all have some great new shoes....top THAT, Mr. Obama!
Plus we would finally make leaving the toilet seat up a capital crime punishable by death.
Never came up with a porn name, but for anyone old enough to remember the 80's porn, Gail Force had the best name EVER....
Delivered newspapers at 13, and worked at an amusement park at 16. I was "Ride Guest Relations". Corporate speak for spreading "pixie dust" where the gusts would vomit. Oh joy.
I put my entire library on iTunes at random and started it...mighty interesting stuff, I never actually considered listening to "Bare Necessities" from Jungle Book followed by Eminem, John Denver, Flatt and Scruggs, Bach and DeLaSoul...this could be a new trend for me...
Oh god, I am sooo showing my age, but I love it missionary. Then it might have to do with still being madly in love with him for the last nine years. I've been known to take the top if I'm initiating it from time to time....
If you're in an equal relationship, it should be equal, however we usually just go with whoever initiated it taking charge for the evening.
If I've had enough to drink, I'd consider it, but that'd be me and her, no one else involved. Hubby asked me about a three-way once and I told him I was all for it. He started to get excited until I told him that I was perfectly fine with another guy in bed with us. Then the idea lost appeal for him for some odd reason...he never brought it up again....
Here's an idea that worked well for a friend of my brother's who was painfully shy around girls. He just started asking out every possible female he met. (He even asked out my mother!) Sure, he got shot down a LOT, but the sting of it faded, and he got pretty comfortable around women to where he would have real conversations with them and he started getting a fair amount of them to go out with him.
Just remember, the worst thing we can do is say "no". Some of us are serious bitches about it, but most of us are fairly nice.*
*I do remember a woman who turned my brother down by putting her cigarette out on his arm, that was a bit extreme...
Peaches, but I'm OK with that because at 39, they're in the exact same location they were at 16, and they'll still be there at 50, so I'm cool with that....not to mention the fact that I can get whatever I need at Target...
If I could I'd never leave the house!
I'd settle for Wonder Woman's body, the powers would just be a bonus in my book...
however, I'd want my man to have Mr. Fantastic's powers, come on, ladies, he can shape any part of his body any way or size he likes?
Invisible Girl? No, more like Incredibly Blissful Girl.....
I think everyone has had a bad experience or two, and it would be harsh to judge a guy on one performance. One of my boyfriends in college was, um, a bit of an early arriver at first, but by telling him it was absolutely OK and I was going to be patient, he relaxed a LOT, and voila! Problem goes away.
"Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake/Voila!"
Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we... black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled
Hedley Lamarr: Crimes?
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinkyyyy. Sign here.
One of the funniest movies ever made.
My husband and I tend to be pretty open to trying just about anything, but there's been some things that we've never really gotten into, or never seemed to be able to get right.
When we were picking out a few things at the local adult shop, I spotted a Penny Flame Expert Guide video, and asked him if could handle watching it to learn how to do something a little bit better. He was a bit resistant, but he eventually agreed. We watched it together, and he was surprised to find out that he really could learn from it. I learned a fair amount myself, plus it was funny, well done, and certain sections of it got pretty hot. In short, it did the job just fine.
Guys, can you watch something like that with an open mind to learn how to please your partner better?
Would you see it as some sort of insult to your manhood if she pointed out your skills needed an upgrade?
If you can handle it, would you expect your partner to do the same if there was an area she wasn't that good in?
Come to think of it, ladies, same questions to you!
Just curious because there seems to be very few videos like this out there, and I can't figure out why.
