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celltone
2 weeks ago
Straight Male, 62
0 miles · Darlington

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Mine is a play on words incorporating my love of mobile phones and my name, fairly boring I know
Quote by Shylass
I went fishing* in Blackpool once. I blanked. I'm never going there again.



* Actual fishing. All that was caught was the Smallest Flounder In All The Land, and the people I fished with turned out to be the biggest bunch of complete bastards I ever had the misfortune to meet. But that's another story.


True story, As a kid I used to go fishing off the pier at Blackpool I nearly caught crabs a few times, but they used to let go just before I got them in the net.