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charmbrights
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 86
United Kingdom

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Quote by Callista
Wow Tracey, you sure know what you are talking about. You make things sound so simple that I could even write a story. ...
Of course you could. Anyone with a decent grasp of their native language could.

As to how I started writing erotica, it is a truly silly story:

When I worked, it involved writing a lot of reports, bid documents, etc.
When I retired, among other things I had more time for reading, including erotica.
I bought a book which was so badly written that I asked the publisher for my money back on the grounds that even I could write a better story than that one. The publisher replied, "Prove it." So a couple of months later I sent him "Helen - Space Slave" ... and the rest, as they say, is history.

Oh, although they published my 18 novels, they never sent me a refund on the original complaint!
Quote by Mister_E
These women are all gorgeous but why does anyone yearn for the return of full pubic hair? ...
Oh, but the thrill of the first touch of pubic hair on the end of the fingers when a new lady allows it ...
Quote by Gurlyboy
... On the subject of having a personal author site, would something like LiveJournal be good for that? ...
I have found http://www.webs.com/ excellent and very easy to use.
Whatever is due next from my five-a-day.

For those not familiar with the five-a-day concept these are: Breakfast, Lunch, Tea, Dinner, and Supper. As long as you make sure you get all five every day, you will never starve.
Quote by Shylass
... I don't know if it's real, judging by the e-mail address being wrong, but still...
The email address is quite correct, as are the logo, telephone number, snail mail address and Post Code (=UK ZIP) for the University of Manchester.

Quote by lafayettemister
I'd like to have a way to weed out the trolls and fake profiles. Men posing as lesbians just to gain access to the real lesbians here. Maybe some sort of nipple verification process. Sprite seems to love Lush enough, maybe she'll be the first test subject?


Quote by sprite
is that kind of like the thing where they photograph your retina or do a scan of it? and what about the girls who pose as gay men, LM, trying to score with the real gay men? don't we need some sort of a scrotum verification too? you show me yours, i'll show you mine! ;)


As I am sure has been pointed out before, nobody knows ANYTHING for certain about anyone they have only contacted via the Internet.


Just my two pennorth (yes UK money):
Muffled is a perfectly good word for what you want. OED says "Wrap up (a thing) so as to deaden its sound. Limit the audibility of, deaden (a sound). e.g. E. L. Doctorow "All the sounds of the city were muffled by the snow."

Another word with much the same connotations is Stifled e.g. R. Kipling "Fog…stifled the roar of the traffic."

Yet another is Smothered "Be suffocated or stifled; be prevented from breathing freely."
My favourite comes from a bumper sticker science competition many years ago:

"PI seconds is one nanocentury."

BTW
Quote by Guest
a horse a horse my kingdom for a horse!
Not even in the UK do they spell "ass" like that!
I wrote a textbook on Computer Security some years ago, but now it is out of date and out of print.
It was Oscar Wilde who summed up some of my writing days perfectly:

"I spent the morning inserting a comma. Then I spent the afternoon taking it out again."
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People asking for sequels is a compliment - it means they've engaged with the characters and the wider situation they are in.
Sometimes there will be obvious gaps in your story which can be filled by a sequel, and sometimes there won't, With my 12 Delights books (and two more unfinished) I started with an overall picture of perhaps three or four of them. Absolute was first and firmest. White Delights, Anniversary Delights and Military Delights were certainly expansions of hooks in the first one. The others were the stories of other characters who were essential to the main story, but never explained, for example Nautical Delights simply tells the story of the Captain of the Emir's yacht. He had already been mentioned in passing and the impact of the Emir's life style on a Western sailor seemed interesting. Girlish Delights on the other hand, was demanded by a very persuasive reader, who ended up as joint author.

The two unfinished ones will never be finished, because there isn't enough story to write. Sadly I only discovered that after 27K words of one of them.
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I like the first person.It's easier to picture myself in the story.

Precisely why I prefer third person. Then I can picture myself in the most appropriate character, instead of having to be the "first" person.

The other big advantage of third person "fly on the wall" is that the reader can know what is happening elsewhere, or in the head of every character, rather than being limited to knowing only what the protagonist can know.

For example "As I thrust into her unwilling body she fought to preserve her virginity." No - the narrator/ cannot know the motivation of the victim. Perhaps she has some dreadful disease which makes sex hurt like hell and which she doesn't want to spread, even to a , and he is only a because of this fact. Really she likes him and would normally welcome his advances. I appreciate that this is an unlikely scenario but it demonstrates my point.

Most first person stories are set in one character throughout and if the reader is of the opposite sex, or a widely different age group, then an appreciable part of the story's appeal is lost through the reader's inability to imagine him/herself in the character's position. I am male and I really can't imagine what it feels like to be impaled on someone's prick. (And the answer to your next suggestion is "No, thank you.")
Quote by deadlogger
If you have a kindle you can download free classics from Gutenberg.

You don't need a Kindle. Project Gutenberg (www.gutenberg.org/) has thousands of e-book versions of free classics.
On another short story site when copyright was being discussed one author (MathGirl for those who remember her) came up with: "I just wish someone liked one of my stories enough to steal it. I would be so flattered."
Quote by Gurlyboy
.. But it is a novel idea, I will admit.
You win today's prize for the worst pun on Lush, or would if there were one.
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”

Epicurus (Greek philosopher, BC 341-270)
Quote by Alphamagus
Lady Astor "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea,"

Winston Churchill "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

Also:

Lady Astor "Mr. Churchill, you are drunk, very drunk."

Winston Churchill "Madam, you are ugly, very ugly. Tomorrow I shall be sober!"
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... advice tips and heads up will be greatly appreciated
Encourage her to breast feed. She will get great pleasure from it, and you won't have to get up in the middle of the night.
Quote by Curlygirly
... It's the internet, you can pretend to be whatever you want, ...




Pun intended.
When the three year old comes into the bedroom and asks "Daddy, what are you doing to mummy?"


P.S. was that really half a century ago? I still blush to think of it.
Quote by rushman1uk
I would love to be up there, wish i had the money when you could buy a ride
You can buy a ride now - it just costs multi-millions of any currency you can think of (except Yen - then it's billions). See here.
Quote by playsit
I finally got my very conservative wife to loosen up just a bit. She's at least interested in the idea of being blindfolded and allowing me to stimulate her senses using things like ice and feathers. ...
Our game is to tie four bits of string to the corner posts of our bed, Then she lies down on her back naked and grips one string in each hand, and I put one on each foot firmly down between her first and second toes. Each string is adjusted so there is little slack between her and the bed post. Then I take a folded handkerchief and lay it loosely across her eyes.

Now she is "bound" and "blindfolded" but completely free to change that at will.

I now start foreplay with hands, tongue, wine, whatever (non-painful) and the game is how long she can keep hold of all four strings and not lose the blindfold.
Quote by 1Zratedgal
I wish there were a way to mark stories I would like to read but don't have time to, so later I can go back.
I use a special folder of bookmarks in my browser for that. The problem is that the list gets longer and longer.
Quote by charmbrights
Taken at 00.17 local time north of the Arctic Circle.
To all those humourists who asked: yes, it takes quite a long time to get that far north on a mobility scooter.
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laughing out loud!! hehehehehe


If you are a spy it's very useful.
Being now an old man, I was looking for female company before the permissive era.

The thrill when one finger of the hand stroking her front was first allowed to touch the top edge of her pubic hair is something I remember to this day.